Barack Obama is the Karate Kid

[adrotate banner=”1″]New Indonesian movie Little Obama (Obama Anak Menteng) just came out and takes a few liberties with Obama’s youth in Indonesia (he lived there from age 6-10). The actor playing Obama is a bit older and there are odd training scenes that make one think of The Karate Kid. 14-year-old Hasan Faruq Ali plays Obama and is also an American living in Indonesia. Director Damien Dematra also wrote a book about Obama’s youth, so he’s cashing in for the long haul!


Official site

Barack Obama – former CIA agent

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Hello, crazy!

Deanna Spingola is a writer at RenewAmerica, a collection of dunderheads unable to get gigs writing at, a website that lets Ben Shapiro write for them, so you know these dudes must be classy! When Deanna Spingola isn’t designing quilts, she’s putting the crazy in crazy quilt with her Obama conspiracy articles!

I recently had the pleasure of talking with Dr. James David Manning

That’s Pastor Manning of We are too stupid to figure out how to use Google so have declared Obama didn’t go to Columbia University fame.

According to Dr. Manning, Obama (born in 1961) enrolled at the very pricey Occidental College in Los Angeles, California in 1979 and was recruited there in 1980 by the CIA which has made it a practice since its inception to recruit college students.

Ah, yes. You might be surprised to learn that there isn’t a link to any evidence for this.

Obama allegedly transferred from Occidental to Columbia University. It is atypical for a student to begin their education in one four-year school and then transfer to another school.

I know many people who would be surprised to learn that they are atypical.

The CIA needed Muslims or others who were fluent in Farsi and who could easily blend into the Muslim environment in the Middle East. The CIA persuaded Columbia University to extend their foreign student program to Obama, now a Columbia student, so that he might travel to Pakistan and enroll in the universities around Karachi in addition to the Patrice Lumumba School in Moscow

All evidence for this is a YouTube video from Pastor Manning

Obama, as an undercover agent, was the lead agent in the arms and money supply for the CIA-trained Taliban Army against the Soviet Army war machine. His actions were integral to the Taliban’s success in their opposition to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

Obama trained Osama now?

When Obama completed his CIA operations in the mid 1980s and returned to the U.S. he persuaded the State Department to maneuver his entrance into Harvard Law School; since the CIA, the U.S. president’s personal agency for black operations throughout the world, also has connections to federal and state politicians, they managed to arrange Obama’s entrance to yet another elite school in 1988.

So Obama’s admittance wasn’t affirmative action because he was black, it was covert action because he was black ops. Got it. The fact that Obama was a stellar student had nothing to do with it.

Despite a five-year absence from the rigors of college activity he was accepted at Harvard

Just wait until she finds out it was six years between when I was in school and when I went to grad school! Soon she’ll be claiming I was in the CIA. Sorry, NSA all the way!!

Most of the rest of a column is a rehash of the Obama Columbia University conspiracy that we made fun of before when it was first announced. But then she closes with an amazing piece of wingnut hysteria!

Henry Kissinger said, “Conflicts across the globe and an international respect for Barack Obama have created the perfect setting for establishment of ‘a New World Order.” Allegedly, the upper echelon of Freemasonry were infiltrated long ago the Satanic Illuminati whose objective is world dominance through one-world governance. There are claims that Barack Obama is a 32nd degree Prince Hall Freemason. Certainly, Prince Hall Freemasons, Jesse Jackson and Charles Rangel, supported his presidency. Whether he is a Freemason or not, he might indeed be the chosen vessel of the New World Order proponents unless the citizens call a halt to the scheme. However, there is no doubt that he is a Zionist asset and, that despite his campaign promises, intends to pursue the same Neo-Con policies in the Middle East as the previous administration, as evidenced by his speech before the 2008 AIPAC Policy Conference where he was introduced by his friend, Lee Rosenberg, a fellow Chicago resident.

Freemasons, NWO, Zionist control, Neo-con conspiracies, it’s a grab bag of goofy fun! – Obama never attended Columbia University

[adrotate banner=”1″]Chinese stooges and their new best bud convicted felon Pastor David Manning have just spend an exhaustive investigation of looking at pixellated Japanese porn and have concluded that Barack Obama never attended Columbia University. declares:
1) Columbia University will not divulge whether the “alleged” diploma issued was in the name of Barry Soetoro or Barack Hussein Obama. No public record exists regarding the diploma.

2) Obama alleges he attended Columbia in 1982, 1983. But, the investigators have been UNABLE to turn up a single shred of written documentation for the years 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984 that show where Obama appeared on a school roster, register, faculty memo, bulletin board, school awards, dean’s list; where Obama’s name appeared in a yearbook, club record, fraternity record, extra curricular activity member roster, student newspaper, student radio or tv activity; where Obama appeared in any records as a worker, employee, laborer in or about Columbia University; where Obama enrolled in any sports activity or program.

3) As a graduating senior in 1983 he does not appear in any Political Science (his major) or Granduating Class yearbook or invitation records.

4) There is absolutely no documentation of any kind to show Obama attended, lived, worked or played at Columbia University during the investigated 4 years.

5) Interviewed professors, college employees, students (who were at Columbia during the years in question) have failed to turn up a single person that can remember Obama. This is irrefutable evidence. Think about your own situation if Obama had attended your college? A “now-famous” person went to your school? Many would be able to say, “of course I remember.” At Columbia, not a single person has been able to say he or she remembers Obama.

One small problem, there is all this evidence that he did attend Columbia University. All easily found on Google in a matter of seconds. But no problem!

The commentors on the blog were ecstatic over the discovery…

If I declare everything about Barry Soetoro lies then I can claim anything!

It is a good day when people die, just like Jesus said in the Bible. Oh, wait, I meant Worf on Star Trek…

Barack Obama doesn’t keep his Columbia diploma in his back pocket to show to people, thus it doesn’t exist!

One guy=entire black community.

How dumb to you have to be to get banned from

Rev. Manning is part of the conspiracy of disinformation! He’s the real long-legged mackdaddy!

This guy can’t even spell birth certificate, much less know what one looks like

Go back to writing science fiction novels, Kevin Anderson!

The news hit like a ton of bricks, and soon bricks were crapped in every direction as the crazies fought to be the most crazies while voices of reason were ignored like the RINOs they are. Only REAL PATRIOTS know that Barack Hussein Obama was born of a pod and had no real parents, only the genetic donations of Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Malcolm X, an actual black panther, and Dolemite.

We are seekers. Seekers of poo!

A black zombie, of course…

Galtoid is willfully ignoring the links I posted above, many of which are in that Freeper thread.

Speaking of which….But wait, that means Barack Obama roomed with Al Qaeda! I got you now, Barry S.!

Everyone is covering everything up. They even blew up the shuttle Columbia to help cover Obama’s Columbia records!

ETL is freaking crazy, but at least he doesn’t believe Obama is the Anti-Christ. And bonus “revenge against the libs” guy who will probably try to burn down your house if Palin is elected in 2012.

Barack Obama – armed truck robber! I think someone needs to stop watching Armed and Dangerous! No, wait, that movie rules. Everyone needs to watch Armed and Dangerous!

Sorry, I didn’t read this post, I was thinking about that scene in Armed and Dangerous where John Candy gets in the Semi and that cool dude starts driving through traffic….

“Everything will fall down like a house of cards” and similar phrases are in about 50% of these posts, so if you ever want to pretend to be a Birther you have to use that phrase every other post.

In 18 months, Missouri gal is going to be very disappointed.

What the frak is this crap?

Freeper poetry.

Only can get to the bottom of this mess! To the Freepmobile! Wait, the Freepmobile is a rascal scooter…

mojitojoe, racist extraordinaire, I have saved your post to laugh at in 2012.

Of course, no man would have a mustache like that…

The most retarded photoshop conspiracy on Freep of the day belongs to…

Hey, you, guy with actual facts! Get out of here!

You see, the negroes are all such slores that they are all related due to childhood sex.

Just think of Kent Brockman screaming “It’s in Revelations, people!”

Luckily, we’ll be saved when John Candy shoots his 50 caliber handgun at the car with Palin in it and it crashes into the tanker truck filled with rocket fuel…

Yes, it is a mystery indeed!

Now With bonus Dr. Orly Taitz Birth craziness!

Rev. Dr. Mr. HM Orly Hussein Taitz Jr. Esq TE has uploaded this secret document sent to her of Barack Hussein Obama’s mother’s forged Social Security card. As you can see, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Barack Obama had no mother!


Thanks to User-Friendly and Seventyfour for the tips!

Wingnut Web – Rush vs. Obama (Freeper Edition)

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Obama said this:

President Obama warned Republicans on Capitol Hill today that they need to quit listening to radio king Rush Limbaugh if they want to get along with Democrats and the new administration.

“You can’t just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done,” he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package.

And right wing internet posters when completely nuts. This edition of Wingnut Web will focus on the reaction at, which started two 300 post threads within seconds of this story hitting the wire. Here are some highlights:

Tell us what you really think…

This sonofabitch Obama may well have bit off more than he can chew. On his third day in office, he tells Republicans to stop listening to Rush and “we’ll get important things done”, but, he is unable to bring himself to say he will be telling his drooling class sycophantic 3rd grade star power leg twitching Che lovers, who revel in the hate mongering stylistic mumble jumbo of PMSNBC, to do the same?

You have a good point there, GoCards.

279 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 10:22:18 PM by widdle_wabbit

Yeah, the Left called Bush names, that is totally evil ::ignores the thousands of insulting names on Freep::

Now THIS is rich.

Obama is going to tell the Republicans how exactly they need to move forward. Isn’t this akin to the fox advising the chickens exactly where and how to build their anti fox foritifications?

Look,Pal. You may have won the election. Either because we ran a crappy candidate (we did), or because a large number of people were guilted into thinking that they would be racist if the opposed the black guy, or because millions of Americans now confuse speaking in cadence with great oratory (thanks, hip hop music). For what ever reason, you fooled a majority in to voting for you. Good job.

But once again, you fear Rush because he has the pulse of the Republican consitituency, even if the Republicans in D.C. do not. I will be D@mned if I will ever support you or what you stand for. You can call me a racist if you want. I dont care. I am more afraid of what may happen to my country if I dont stand up, than of being called a name.I will not be told that I have to unite behind this guy by the same people who for the last 8 years have called George W. Bush a Nazi, war criminal, killer of blacks in new orleans, and idiot, evil and anything else they could think of.

Rush seems to be the only one who both gets that and expresses it, and has the audience to do real damage. And the previous election demonstrated to the Republicans and conservatives around the country what happens when we back a candidate who trumpets himself as a moderate. We must never, ever make that mistake again, and that starts now, by never forgetting that the other side doesnt want to unite with us. They want to destroy us.

270 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:35:44 PM by SoCalTransplant (Not my President. Not now. Not ever.)

Yeah, screw democracy!

I know this sounds Drama Queen, but I honestly am starting to feel what our Founding Fathers must have been thinking when they knew it was time to pull the trigger…we are standing on the brink of that very same effort if we want this GRAND COUNTRY and our Republic to survive.

A Democracy cannot last…only a true, Free Republic!!!!
122 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:24:16 PM by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)

Hey, you got Racial Holy War in my FreeRepublic!

“Rush truly is the last man standing”.

Not so. There’s Hannity, Savage, Levin etc.

There’s also 60mil armed white men under the age of 65. With ammo.
312 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:17:16 PM by Mariner

Someone tries to call out Mariner’s crazy racial statement, but DuncanWaring sets them straight on how blacks and “browns” just want to steal your stuff. But the “yellows” are the good minorities…

To: Eastbound
Don’t you think there are about as many black, brown, and yellow men AND women who have a stake in protecting our constitution?

There are millions of black men and women with a strong interest in maintaining the unconstitutional transfer of “goodies” from the productive class to themselves. A lot of “browns” in that group, too. Probably no “yellows”.

That group is a major component of 0’s constituency.
344 posted on Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:04:15 AM by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)

Rush Limbaugh will shut down your phones!

**Monday will be FUNday listening to Rush,**


Attention MULLAH HUSSEIN!! I really don’t think you wanna be trying that. One of your Liberal Congress Buddies started WHINING one day… RUSH TOLD his listeners to call the congressional phone lines … RUSH DID NOT .. so to PROVE he did NOT..

Rush Limbaugh said… “To PROVE A POINT, here’s the number … would EVERYONE LISTENING PLease Call Congressman x’s OFFICE and just say HI.

The ENTIRE DC AREA CODE, ALL OF MARYLAND , and Northern Virginia Area Codes were SHUT DOWN for 4 HOURS.


273 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 8:12:59 PM by gwilhelm56 (“Hope and Change” – Tall White Men Need Not Apply!)

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O-Vomit can’t do anything right

Yeah, all of O-Vomit’s blather about a new spirit of cooperation and bipartisanship. I would bay $1,000 for the right to a seat at an O-Vomit — Limbaugh debate. The messiah is a useless, babbling piece of political detritus wihtout a prompter. We see it over and over again, off the cuff he’s just another selfish, greedy little racist punk in an expensive suit with a street b**ch for a wife. He’s nothing. Him and his affirmative over-reaction Harvard degree would get whooped right back into the Chicago streets by Limbaugh.

We can only HOPE that this peevish punk of a president we have will keep this up. He snaps at the press when he’s asked a real question. He gives a radio host publicity that you cannot buy at any price. The guy is self-destructing right before our eyes on day three!



185 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:34:12 PM by VideoPaul

The press is only talking about Rush to destroy him…

Careful, folks. Put the emotions aside for a moment and think “enemy tactics”.

Seven years ago the satanic liberal propaganda machine set out with a plan to demonize President Bush….and it worked exceedingly well (with Cheney and Haliburton thrown in for good measures, also). It’s still going on today because it still serves the leftist agenda to perpetuate it for an undeterminate period of time.

Now, if you’ve been paying attention, Rush Limbaugh is now in the sights for this same tactic which is right out of the Saul Alinsky revolutionary commie handbook.

Notice how the bubblehead hosts and anchors on the TV shows are now tossing Rush’s name out in ever-increasing numbers. This is orchestrated, not spontaneous, though it may appear so.

Remember, everything is exquisitely planned now by the Left, the Left’s money backers and the Obama administration’s shadowy operatives.

Rush knows all this, but we have to be aware also.

111 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:58:27 PM by MinuteGal

The Founding Fathers said only white male landowners could vote and that’s the way it should be!

Beware of crazy legislation.

It has nothing to do with your post.

Its all happened before, and worse.

The FOUNDERS were students of HISTORY and set up a REPUBLIC if we could keep it.

That involved not letting just anybody vote.

We IGNORED them.
84 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:49:38 PM by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)

Rush is the best workout music ever. Rush Limbaugh, not so much.

That’s not true. One can listen to Rush and one can get things done. I’ve done some of my best work while Rush was on air live. Why can’t others? Further? If you’d like this nation to get more exercise, folks should turn on Rush… you won’t even notice how many miles you’ve clocked; or how many reps with weights. Cardio workout? Listen to Rush.

This has been a public service anouncement brought to you by a tried and truer.
67 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:40:25 PM by Alia

As usual, I am not making these up….