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Wingnut News Droppings

All the latest crazy news:

the NYTimes wrote a keen article about the Tea Party and Keith Olbermann did a special comment about them.

From the Grosser Than Gross Dept.: Taitz was “hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.

A teabagging nutbag (redundant) who is currently nameless has called for the hanging of Democratic Washington Senator Patty Murray:
“What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that’s what I want to do with Patty Murray.”

CPAC starts Thursday. What 12-year-old will excite old white guys this year? Also, Glenn Beck will headline, and the Acorn Pimp and his “Please send me money” girl (James O’keefe and Hannah Giles) will get a special award. This year it is XPAC. Don’t tell the actual X-PAC, and don’t tell CPAC that X-PAC made a sex tape with Chyna and naming their convention after a sex tape maker is totally conservative.

Also, whoever the frak the Autotune the News guys are, they will be there too. To do something.

One Night In Chyna

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - February 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm

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AmericanGrandJury.org – Obama never attended Columbia University

Chinese stooges AmericanGrandJury.org and their new best bud convicted felon Pastor David Manning have just spend an exhaustive investigation of looking at pixellated Japanese porn and have concluded that Barack Obama never attended Columbia University.

ChineseGrandJury.org declares:
1) Columbia University will not divulge whether the “alleged” diploma issued was in the name of Barry Soetoro or Barack Hussein Obama. No public record exists regarding the diploma.

2) Obama alleges he attended Columbia in 1982, 1983. But, the investigators have been UNABLE to turn up a single shred of written documentation for the years 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984 that show where Obama appeared on a school roster, register, faculty memo, bulletin board, school awards, dean’s list; where Obama’s name appeared in a yearbook, club record, fraternity record, extra curricular activity member roster, student newspaper, student radio or tv activity; where Obama appeared in any records as a worker, employee, laborer in or about Columbia University; where Obama enrolled in any sports activity or program.

3) As a graduating senior in 1983 he does not appear in any Political Science (his major) or Granduating Class yearbook or invitation records.

4) There is absolutely no documentation of any kind to show Obama attended, lived, worked or played at Columbia University during the investigated 4 years.

5) Interviewed professors, college employees, students (who were at Columbia during the years in question) have failed to turn up a single person that can remember Obama. This is irrefutable evidence. Think about your own situation if Obama had attended your college? A “now-famous” person went to your school? Many would be able to say, “of course I remember.” At Columbia, not a single person has been able to say he or she remembers Obama.

One small problem, there is all this evidence that he did attend Columbia University. All easily found on Google in a matter of seconds. But no problem!

The commentors on the blog were ecstatic over the discovery…

If I declare everything about Barry Soetoro lies then I can claim anything!
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It is a good day when people die, just like Jesus said in the Bible. Oh, wait, I meant Worf on Star Trek…
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Barack Obama doesn’t keep his Columbia diploma in his back pocket to show to people, thus it doesn’t exist!
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One guy=entire black community.
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How dumb to you have to be to get banned from RedState.com?
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Rev. Manning is part of the conspiracy of disinformation! He’s the real long-legged mackdaddy!
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This guy can’t even spell birth certificate, much less know what one looks like
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Go back to writing science fiction novels, Kevin Anderson!
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The news hit FreeRepublic.com like a ton of bricks, and soon bricks were crapped in every direction as the crazies fought to be the most crazies while voices of reason were ignored like the RINOs they are. Only REAL PATRIOTS know that Barack Hussein Obama was born of a pod and had no real parents, only the genetic donations of Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Malcolm X, an actual black panther, and Dolemite.

We are seekers. Seekers of poo!
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A black zombie, of course…
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Galtoid is willfully ignoring the links I posted above, many of which are in that Freeper thread.
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Speaking of which….But wait, that means Barack Obama roomed with Al Qaeda! I got you now, Barry S.!
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Everyone is covering everything up. They even blew up the shuttle Columbia to help cover Obama’s Columbia records!
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ETL is freaking crazy, but at least he doesn’t believe Obama is the Anti-Christ. And bonus “revenge against the libs” guy who will probably try to burn down your house if Palin is elected in 2012.
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Barack Obama – armed truck robber! I think someone needs to stop watching Armed and Dangerous! No, wait, that movie rules. Everyone needs to watch Armed and Dangerous!
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Sorry, I didn’t read this post, I was thinking about that scene in Armed and Dangerous where John Candy gets in the Semi and that cool dude starts driving through traffic….
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“Everything will fall down like a house of cards” and similar phrases are in about 50% of these posts, so if you ever want to pretend to be a Birther you have to use that phrase every other post.
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In 18 months, Missouri gal is going to be very disappointed.
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What the frak is this crap?
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Freeper poetry.
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Only FreeRepublic.com can get to the bottom of this mess! To the Freepmobile! Wait, the Freepmobile is a rascal scooter…
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mojitojoe, racist extraordinaire, I have saved your post to laugh at in 2012.
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Of course, no man would have a mustache like that…
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The most retarded photoshop conspiracy on Freep of the day belongs to…
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Hey, you, guy with actual facts! Get out of here!
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You see, the negroes are all such slores that they are all related due to childhood sex.
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Just think of Kent Brockman screaming “It’s in Revelations, people!”
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Luckily, we’ll be saved when John Candy shoots his 50 caliber handgun at the car with Palin in it and it crashes into the tanker truck filled with rocket fuel…
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Yes, it is a mystery indeed!
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Now With bonus Dr. Orly Taitz Birth craziness!

Rev. Dr. Mr. HM Orly Hussein Taitz Jr. Esq TE has uploaded this secret document sent to her of Barack Hussein Obama’s mother’s forged Social Security card. As you can see, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Barack Obama had no mother!

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Thanks to User-Friendly and Seventyfour for the tips!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - February 9, 2010 at 11:18 pm

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Snopes.com is run by Communist Liberals!

Snopes.com is a great website. I’d estimate that at least 1.7 million people (a figure I just pulled out of my ass like so many Tea Party organizers) visit Snopes.com every day to settle silly little arguments over some dumb “fact” that someone heard off the Internet that sounds just too ridiculous to be true. Beyond debunking things like Old Wives Tales and rumors about Coca-Cola, Snopes has also turned their attention in recent years to cataloging and analyzing rumors, myths, stories, pictures, and all the rest of it from events like 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina.

And wouldn’t you know it, things have gotten so ridiculously stupid with the Birther/Tea Party movement that Snopes has even dedicated their valuable time to debunking pretty much everything that has come out of the mouth of Orly Taitz, Steve Elliott (the guy in charge of Grassfire.org and Resistnet.com), Rush Limbaugh, various chain e-mails, racist photochops, and everything else those illustrious “Patriots” have come up with. Before getting started I’d just like to point out the sheer number of Snopes posts about President Obama rumors and how 98% of those rumors are marked with a red “this-is-utterly-bullshit” dot (yes it is true that the winning number for the Pick-3 in Illinois lottery was 6-6-6 the day Obama was sworn in as President, why has Glenn Beck not made light of this scandal yet?). But further more, and even more importantly, you can’t trust ANYTHING Snopes has to say about ANY matter WHATSOEVER PERIOD END OF STORY because it’s run by Communist Fascists according to the same Birthers who Snopes likes to debunk.

For whatever reason this “Associated Press article” that asserts that Orly’s Obama eligibility court case is being heard by the Supreme Court just won’t die. For smart people like us at TarsTarkas.net and you the reader it means more eye-rolling and sighing, but for the echo-chamber loving Birther movement it means continually getting outraged by the same fake news article every two months and having to be talked down to by another Birther who found out it was fake the last time the article surfaced. For your enjoyment here is the text of this fake AP article (notice the language in it and how a high school graduate could have written something more convincing):

VERY QUIETLY OBAMA’S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT

AP- WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency,the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript from the school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate.

The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.

This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama’s detractors have been seeking. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama’s legitimacy and qualification to serve as President article titled, “Obama Eligibility Questioned,” leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama’s first official visit to the U.K.

In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama’s legal eligibility to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey . This lawsuit claims Obama’s dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president. Donofrio’s case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama’s citizenship or qualification to serve as president.

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama’s campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records. Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report will be provided to the U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder.

Mr. Holder has refused to comment on the matter.

Here is the Snopes page that deals with most of the information concerning the Orly Taitz lawsuit. Despite the fact that this fake story was posted on Resistnet TWO MONTHS AGO (and another two months before that) and received generally the same reaction (you know a story is bullshit when Birthers come out of the woodwork to speak against something another Birther posted) you still get these geniuses inquiring about where they should channel their outrage.

Birther elligibility

First post, even the dumb ones are inquiring as to where they can find a link to the story. Not because they want to verify where it’s coming from but because they want to chain email it to everyone they’ve ever met.

AZ is concerned about Snopes

Wow when AZ-concerned talks something down you KNOW it must be bullshit. I also don’t have to point out how ridiculous Suzanne Fort makes herself sound. Oh I can’t trust these Snopes people because they might be Democrats, I’ll have to confer with my fact-checker Andrew Breitbart before I can accept this information as unbiased.

Fake Hawaiian Birth Cert

The only reason I’ve ever gone to Hawaii was to get some fake documents made up so I assume this too. I mean Obama hasn’t come out against this and said he’s NOT forging his birth certificate while on vacation. I got a funny feeling about all this…

The boy who cried bullshit

Ah now the truth starts to come out. Unfortunately The Regulator (Oath Keeper) can’t continue with this trend because we all know all he does every waking minute of every waking day is read up on what Resistnet and HotAir and FOXNation have to say.

Snopes is funded by ACORN!

Thank you Jim! Not only do you point out that this kind of thing is STUPID but you also bring to light the fact that this kind of BULLSHIT isn’t being properly moderated. But wait I thought Resistnet was moderating themselves super extra hard now because of this kind of thing. Also Snopes is run by ACORN, no surprise there. I wonder what Youtube video The Regulator (Oath Keeper) learned that from.

Jim is a smart guy (kinda)

I agree with everything Jim says (except the part at the end about shredding this conversation, we here at TarsTarkas.net believe we should archive such a discussion for the good of all man kind and in the name of internet humor!).

And there you have it. All these responses for something that’s circulated SIX TIMES ALREADY on Resistnet and has been debunked by these same amnesiacs over and over again. But don’t worry, everything else you read on the Internet must be true.

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Posted by skiplogic - January 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm

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Barack Obama has a secret lovechild – Rev. Dr. H.M. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. Moo. T.E.

Orly Taitz has gone off of the deep end of the deep end that she deep ends off of all the time. In other words, she is nuttier than a peanut factory. She’s crazier than crazytown. She needs help, and not in the form of the multiple PayPal links on her website. Her quest to grab a hold of Obama’s actual birth certificate (and probably eat it ala Red Dragon) is not feeding her desire for fame enough, so she must go a step further. As you will see, she is now tracking down random children and demanding birth certificates. Orly Taitz is not only beyond where the sidewalk ends, she’s walking off the cliff and on thin air, just waiting for someone to explain to her the theory of gravity.

Check out her latest lunacy:

Important: does Vera Baker have a child around 5 years old?

Vera Baker Obama’s Secret Girlfriend – Bradley Effect?
The Post Chronicle ^ | Oct 13, 2008 | Mitch Marconi
Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:57:21 AM by IrishMike
Is the lovable charismatic Barack Obama hiding the fact that he has a girlfriend? Or is he the victim of the ‘Bradley Effect?’ Rumors are swarming that Obama has committed adultery on Michelle Obama with a woman by the name Vera Baker.
Vera baker is a staffer who worked for Barack Obama during his run for the United States Senate in 2004. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama was complaining about the supposed close friendship between Barack Obama and Vera Baker and before the public knew it, she was transferred to work at the Caribbean on the island of Martinique.
The story goes as following: Vera Baker was Obama’s “Finance Director” for his 2004 Senate campaign and made a good buck doing so. Although those who followed the campaign, Claire Serdiuk was known as the finance director on all the postings but strangely Vera Baker was paid too for the same position but not listed. According to reports, Michelle Obama became very angry about something and all of a sudden Vera Baker was relocated to New York. It is said that Michelle was EXTRA angry about something, but it was not specified as to what in the media. And then, not very long after relocating to New York, Vera Baker found herself on the island of Martinique.
The Daily Mail who released the name of the woman has since then said the claim is unsubstantiated but there is a quite a bit of story to go along with what we don’t know. Could this mean that a major American newspaper company will be covering this story right before election? Rumor of Obama’s adultery will most likely have an adverse effect on the election and could come up as the big ‘October Surprise‘.

(Excerpt) Read more at postchronicle.com …The article on speculation of Obama affair has been scrubbed but here is a comment on it

Some random scandal article from a year ago!

And if that isn’t enough, several entries lower Orly is demanding birth certificates and death certificates for another person:

Important! I need a copy of a Birth Certificate and a Death Certificate for this child

Friday, October 23, 2009 2:49 AM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
“Jonathan Stuart” View contact details
To:
[email protected]

Renee ABENA OBAMA
Birth Date: 31 Oct 2004
Death Date: 25 Dec 2004
Social Security Number: 215-71-0752
State or Territory Where Number Was Issued: Maryland

Who this is and what is going on is not said, but the entire source of this being a living person is just the email Taitz copied and pasted. So basically, you email Taitz random stuff, and she’ll post it on her blog as part of the Obama secret lovechild conspiracy.

So let’s put this into perspective. Barack Hussein Obama had an affair in 2004, the child was born in 2004, and then they faked the death of Renee Abena Obama so Barack Obama could run for president as a non-American citizen. The entire proof is an archived newspaper article and a random email. Time to pack your bags, Obama!

Remember, if you see an children…demand to see their birth certificates!!!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm

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This Week in Wingnuts – Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

Newt Gringrich was called a liberal. Seriously.

Orly Taitz Esq. Etc. was fined $20,000 in a hilarious episode where Judge Clay Land revealed one of her supporters wrote letters asserting Barack Obama was a space alien and challenged Judge Land to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” to prove that the President is not human.

RedState.com’s Erick Erickson had enough of Senator Olympia Snowe, so he decided to mail her some rock salt and encourage his supporters of doing the same:

Olympia Snowe has sold out the country. Having been banished to our world after Aslan chased her out of Narnia, Snowe is intent on corrupting this place too.

So we should melt her.

What melts snow? Rock salt.

I’m going to ship this 5 pound bag of rock salt to her office in Maine. It’s only $3.00. You should join me.

It is a visible demonstration of our contempt for her. First she votes for the stimulus. Now this.

It’s time to melt Snowe. ORDER YOUR BAG HERE.

Yes, order stuff through our Amazon.com store in a vain protest!

More RedState as diarist tsquare posted the most unintentionally hilarious defense of Rush Limbaugh I’ve seen yet:

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me… and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out… a dream died… it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

– Pastor Martin Niemöller

Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

A judge in Louisiana denied a marriage license to an interracial couple. As someone in an interracial marriage, go fuck yourself, Judge Keith Bardwell!

That’s this past week, have fun and Remember the Knights Templar!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 18, 2009 at 5:10 pm

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Wingnut Web – Insanity is Insane Edition

There is crazy, and then there is CRAAAAAA-Zy, and then there is Susan Herbert. Now there is a theory of Peak Wingnut, which was supposed to be the point where Wingnut Craziness reached its zenith and then they slowly but begrudgingly accepted Obama as their president. As you know, that never happened and the crazy has just gotten crazier. It used to be that Dr. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. T.E. NAMBLA was the Queen of the crazy train, with her crazy TV rantings and her filings of misspelled lawsuits all across the land. But a challenger has emerged. Poised to knock Orly off the top of the mountain. She is a perfect storm of crazy. The kind of insane you only see in movies and dismiss as a writer’s fantasy. And, of course, she posts on Resistnet.com! Why wouldn’t she?

Susan Herbert, Nonlawyer Woman. This fall on Fox!
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Um, okay…
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Wait, there is an original constitution? Oh, she’s talking about that US is a Corporation conspiracy theory, which is what you think if you are frakking stupid and read about how Washington DC got their government.
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So she is going to find part of the Constitution (the Income Tax – 16th Amendment) unconstitutional. Yeah.
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I am sure the military would be shocked to know they are already in Susan Herbert’s corner.
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Go home!
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Yes, but…
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I did not know.
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Ummm…
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She teaches US Law, even though she is a Nonlawyer Person?
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$500 notes. Yes.
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AND???
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Umm…
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Good Lord..
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come on..
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More? There’s MORE?
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What does gun control have to do with Obama’s eligibility?
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So bombing Oklahoma City would be okay if you filed a case in SCOTUS?
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GUN is a necessary institution of government. Right.
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She asked the SCOTUS to dissolve the entire government.
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Give me attention!
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This whole thing is because she doesn’t like taxes? Get her a diaper.
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Reason #50???? There are 49 other Reasons she didn’t post?? Lady, War and Peace is not as long as your docket!
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Okay, fine, shut up.
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Shut up.
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Seriously, SHUT UP!!
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Now she is Acting Legal President and Acting Legal Commander of the USA. Thanks to filing a court case.
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Sorry the commentary isn’t the usual quality, this is too insane to properly mock.

So now Susan Herbert is your President and Commander. It is perfectly legal and logical, just look at the argument she spelled out for you. So throw out your Obama pictures and put up your Susan Herbert photos. Or something. If all it takes to become president is to file a crazy lawsuit, then I’ll be your new president in a few minutes! Take that, Susan Herbert!

You might think Resistnet.com and the several other sites she posted this one would ignore her or try to encourage her to get help. Nope, they are encouraging her and cheering her on, saying what she writes is very important and all people should read it. I don’t recommend anyone reading what she wrote, even if the CIA was reading it to torture Al Qaeda suspects. But this is only the beginning, Susan Herbert has discovered the internet, and will soon go so crazy that this rant will look sane. Watch for it, it will happen. And Wingnut Web will be there.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 7, 2009 at 11:57 am

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