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AmericanGrandJury.org – Obama never attended Columbia University

Chinese stooges AmericanGrandJury.org and their new best bud convicted felon Pastor David Manning have just spend an exhaustive investigation of looking at pixellated Japanese porn and have concluded that Barack Obama never attended Columbia University.

ChineseGrandJury.org declares:
1) Columbia University will not divulge whether the “alleged” diploma issued was in the name of Barry Soetoro or Barack Hussein Obama. No public record exists regarding the diploma.

2) Obama alleges he attended Columbia in 1982, 1983. But, the investigators have been UNABLE to turn up a single shred of written documentation for the years 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984 that show where Obama appeared on a school roster, register, faculty memo, bulletin board, school awards, dean’s list; where Obama’s name appeared in a yearbook, club record, fraternity record, extra curricular activity member roster, student newspaper, student radio or tv activity; where Obama appeared in any records as a worker, employee, laborer in or about Columbia University; where Obama enrolled in any sports activity or program.

3) As a graduating senior in 1983 he does not appear in any Political Science (his major) or Granduating Class yearbook or invitation records.

4) There is absolutely no documentation of any kind to show Obama attended, lived, worked or played at Columbia University during the investigated 4 years.

5) Interviewed professors, college employees, students (who were at Columbia during the years in question) have failed to turn up a single person that can remember Obama. This is irrefutable evidence. Think about your own situation if Obama had attended your college? A “now-famous” person went to your school? Many would be able to say, “of course I remember.” At Columbia, not a single person has been able to say he or she remembers Obama.

One small problem, there is all this evidence that he did attend Columbia University. All easily found on Google in a matter of seconds. But no problem!

The commentors on the blog were ecstatic over the discovery…

If I declare everything about Barry Soetoro lies then I can claim anything!
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It is a good day when people die, just like Jesus said in the Bible. Oh, wait, I meant Worf on Star Trek…
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Barack Obama doesn’t keep his Columbia diploma in his back pocket to show to people, thus it doesn’t exist!
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One guy=entire black community.
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How dumb to you have to be to get banned from RedState.com?
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Rev. Manning is part of the conspiracy of disinformation! He’s the real long-legged mackdaddy!
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This guy can’t even spell birth certificate, much less know what one looks like
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Go back to writing science fiction novels, Kevin Anderson!
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The news hit FreeRepublic.com like a ton of bricks, and soon bricks were crapped in every direction as the crazies fought to be the most crazies while voices of reason were ignored like the RINOs they are. Only REAL PATRIOTS know that Barack Hussein Obama was born of a pod and had no real parents, only the genetic donations of Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Malcolm X, an actual black panther, and Dolemite.

We are seekers. Seekers of poo!
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A black zombie, of course…
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Galtoid is willfully ignoring the links I posted above, many of which are in that Freeper thread.
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Speaking of which….But wait, that means Barack Obama roomed with Al Qaeda! I got you now, Barry S.!
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Everyone is covering everything up. They even blew up the shuttle Columbia to help cover Obama’s Columbia records!
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ETL is freaking crazy, but at least he doesn’t believe Obama is the Anti-Christ. And bonus “revenge against the libs” guy who will probably try to burn down your house if Palin is elected in 2012.
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Barack Obama – armed truck robber! I think someone needs to stop watching Armed and Dangerous! No, wait, that movie rules. Everyone needs to watch Armed and Dangerous!
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Sorry, I didn’t read this post, I was thinking about that scene in Armed and Dangerous where John Candy gets in the Semi and that cool dude starts driving through traffic….
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“Everything will fall down like a house of cards” and similar phrases are in about 50% of these posts, so if you ever want to pretend to be a Birther you have to use that phrase every other post.
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In 18 months, Missouri gal is going to be very disappointed.
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What the frak is this crap?
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Freeper poetry.
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Only FreeRepublic.com can get to the bottom of this mess! To the Freepmobile! Wait, the Freepmobile is a rascal scooter…
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mojitojoe, racist extraordinaire, I have saved your post to laugh at in 2012.
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Of course, no man would have a mustache like that…
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The most retarded photoshop conspiracy on Freep of the day belongs to…
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Hey, you, guy with actual facts! Get out of here!
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You see, the negroes are all such slores that they are all related due to childhood sex.
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Just think of Kent Brockman screaming “It’s in Revelations, people!”
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Luckily, we’ll be saved when John Candy shoots his 50 caliber handgun at the car with Palin in it and it crashes into the tanker truck filled with rocket fuel…
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Yes, it is a mystery indeed!
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Now With bonus Dr. Orly Taitz Birth craziness!

Rev. Dr. Mr. HM Orly Hussein Taitz Jr. Esq TE has uploaded this secret document sent to her of Barack Hussein Obama’s mother’s forged Social Security card. As you can see, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Barack Obama had no mother!

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Thanks to User-Friendly and Seventyfour for the tips!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - February 9, 2010 at 11:18 pm

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AmericanGrandJury.org is run by the Chinese!

The website Americangrandjury.org has been popping up on my radar the past few days. Besides the scant mentions on sites like FreeRepublic and Resistnet.com, American Grand Jury made somewhat of a splash the other day with a HUGE group action that I’m sure numbered in the high dozens, and since it involved some hilarious protestation against Glenn Beck (who still hasn’t denied he Raped and Murdered a Young Girl in 1990) I feel like I should really be paying these guys a compliment.

Through “Operation: Flood It”, now apparently “Operation: Special Prosecutor”, tens of dozens of proud Birthers coordinated through Americangrandjury.org flooded the call-in lines of Glenn Beck’s radio talk-show on Monday to press Beck on the issue of President Obama Obambi Obummer Barry Sorento’s eligibility to be President of the United States. Right now the Tea Party people, Birthers, et al are a little peeved at Beck for following in the footsteps of other Conservative luminaries such as Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michael Medved of Politico, and many more for dismissing the Obama Eligibility crowd as the ship of fools they are. What a position for Beck to take! He must be getting more liberal in his old age!

Well, actually Beck immediately accused “the liberals” of putting together an effort to Punk him on his own call in show, because of course there couldn’t POSSIBLY be any people on Beck’s side that disagree with him. Such a fickle and angry audience you’ve amassed there Glenn! Oh man, they just hate Glenn Beck so much! But back to American Grand Jury, let’s take a look at their homepage.

American Grand Jury.org homepage

American Flags, check

Eagle, check

Multi-colored bolded text, check

Disgusting god-awful layout, check

Article about a Republican, check

No transparency, contact information, author attributions for posts, or any tangable “about us” information, check

Must be a Birther-made website! Most of American Grand Jury’s posts consists of articles regurgitated from World Net Daily, American Thinker, and Pajamas Media with a couple of really poorly illustrated editorial cartoons (a few of which they actually plagiarized by removing the cartoon’s text and adding their own jokes) and the occasional “Special Editorial” from the only author on the website who simply goes by the name “Bob”.

Who is Bob? Well, American Grand Jury’s website makes it impossible to find this out since there’s no About section, or Contact page, or even any email address associated with the poster “Bob”. American Grand Jury does have a hopping mad comments section though. The brave souls at TarsTarkas.net will slowly pour over these comments pages to bring you more internet comedy gold soon. Thanks to the magic of ICANN’s internet registry however we can, for the first time in American Grand Jury’s short history, give you some tangible information about who owns and operates the site! Whois information for Americangrandjury.org returns the following:

[Querying whois.publicinterestregistry.net]
[whois.publicinterestregistry.net]
Domain ID:D155757881-LROR
Domain Name:AMERICANGRANDJURY.ORG
Created On:30-Mar-2009 02:38:43 UTC
Last Updated On:20-Dec-2009 14:57:17 UTC
Expiration Date:30-Mar-2011 02:38:43 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:GoDaddy.com, Inc. (R91-LROR)
Status:OK
Registrant ID:CR38819421
Registrant Name:Robert Campbell
Registrant Street1:P.O. Box 1941
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Nogales
Registrant State/Province:Arizona
Registrant Postal Code:85628
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.5202879727
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email:[email protected]
Name Server:NS1.LINODE.COM
Name Server:NS2.LINODE.COM
DNSSEC:Unsigned

So I guess it’s safe to assume that “Bob” is actually Robert Campbell. Robert Campbell registered his website Americangrandjury.org on March 30th 2009, a time when the Birther movement was just starting to gain its steam. Googling the registrant’s phone number, 520-287-9727, turns up little to no information, EXCEPT for another Whois page for a defunct website known as hk-tradingpost.com. The DNS for hk-tradingpost.com, however, is a site called topsax.us which, is where all this internet detective work gets interesting, and as you could probably guess, topsax.us is a internet website dedicated to talk about and the sale of Saxophones! Bob’s email address is [email protected], so he must be a good sax player himself. This is cool for me personally because I played alto sax for a couple of years in grade school. Bob Campbell might actually be a pretty cool guy (if your conversation doesn’t go beyond talk of woodwinds that is)! Meet Robert Campbell:

Robert Campbell, saxamaphone extrodinaire

No relation to Canadian comic mastermind Colin Mochrie

Colin Mochrie!

TopSax has its own blog

As well as Twitter

And even a YouTube channel

Oh and American Grand Jury has their own blog radio talk live conspiracy fun hour show, which only has 3 episodes up at the moment but is still some really crazy shit (not to mention Robert and his co-host Phil Dedrick, who is a big Resistnet guy, don’t know what the phrase “mastering audio” means). Listen through the podcasts till about 15 minutes where the hosts start to take phone calls. Some truly amazing stuff. Also another odd thing to note, according to the “About” section from Topsax, Robert Campbell actually lives in China where he owns the company that makes his “top quality” super-cheap saxophones. This would make some sense since Bob’s audio on the podcast sounds phoned in, but isn’t that really incredibly ironic? Robert Campbell, owner of Americangrandjury.org and petitioner of the US government and sitting US president doesn’t even live in this country? Do fans and members of Americangrandjury.org realize this? The dude lives, makes money, and owns businesses in China, the biggest Communist country in the world! He must know Barry Sorento and Barry’s Communist allies pretty well now.

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Posted by skiplogic - January 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

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