[adrotate banner=”1″]Chinese stooges AmericanGrandJury.org and their new best bud convicted felon Pastor David Manning have just spend an exhaustive investigation of looking at pixellated Japanese porn and have concluded that Barack Obama never attended Columbia University.
ChineseGrandJury.org declares:
1) Columbia University will not divulge whether the “alleged” diploma issued was in the name of Barry Soetoro or Barack Hussein Obama. No public record exists regarding the diploma.
2) Obama alleges he attended Columbia in 1982, 1983. But, the investigators have been UNABLE to turn up a single shred of written documentation for the years 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984 that show where Obama appeared on a school roster, register, faculty memo, bulletin board, school awards, dean’s list; where Obama’s name appeared in a yearbook, club record, fraternity record, extra curricular activity member roster, student newspaper, student radio or tv activity; where Obama appeared in any records as a worker, employee, laborer in or about Columbia University; where Obama enrolled in any sports activity or program.
3) As a graduating senior in 1983 he does not appear in any Political Science (his major) or Granduating Class yearbook or invitation records.
4) There is absolutely no documentation of any kind to show Obama attended, lived, worked or played at Columbia University during the investigated 4 years.
5) Interviewed professors, college employees, students (who were at Columbia during the years in question) have failed to turn up a single person that can remember Obama. This is irrefutable evidence. Think about your own situation if Obama had attended your college? A “now-famous” person went to your school? Many would be able to say, “of course I remember.” At Columbia, not a single person has been able to say he or she remembers Obama.
One small problem, there is all this evidence that he did attend Columbia University. All easily found on Google in a matter of seconds. But no problem!
The commentors on the blog were ecstatic over the discovery…
If I declare everything about Barry Soetoro lies then I can claim anything!
It is a good day when people die, just like Jesus said in the Bible. Oh, wait, I meant Worf on Star Trek…
Barack Obama doesn’t keep his Columbia diploma in his back pocket to show to people, thus it doesn’t exist!
One guy=entire black community.
How dumb to you have to be to get banned from RedState.com?
Rev. Manning is part of the conspiracy of disinformation! He’s the real long-legged mackdaddy!
This guy can’t even spell birth certificate, much less know what one looks like
Go back to writing science fiction novels, Kevin Anderson!
The news hit FreeRepublic.com like a ton of bricks, and soon bricks were crapped in every direction as the crazies fought to be the most crazies while voices of reason were ignored like the RINOs they are. Only REAL PATRIOTS know that Barack Hussein Obama was born of a pod and had no real parents, only the genetic donations of Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Malcolm X, an actual black panther, and Dolemite.
We are seekers. Seekers of poo!
A black zombie, of course…
Galtoid is willfully ignoring the links I posted above, many of which are in that Freeper thread.
Speaking of which….But wait, that means Barack Obama roomed with Al Qaeda! I got you now, Barry S.!
Everyone is covering everything up. They even blew up the shuttle Columbia to help cover Obama’s Columbia records!
ETL is freaking crazy, but at least he doesn’t believe Obama is the Anti-Christ. And bonus “revenge against the libs” guy who will probably try to burn down your house if Palin is elected in 2012.
Barack Obama – armed truck robber! I think someone needs to stop watching Armed and Dangerous! No, wait, that movie rules. Everyone needs to watch Armed and Dangerous!
Sorry, I didn’t read this post, I was thinking about that scene in Armed and Dangerous where John Candy gets in the Semi and that cool dude starts driving through traffic….
“Everything will fall down like a house of cards” and similar phrases are in about 50% of these posts, so if you ever want to pretend to be a Birther you have to use that phrase every other post.
In 18 months, Missouri gal is going to be very disappointed.
What the frak is this crap?
Freeper poetry.
Only FreeRepublic.com can get to the bottom of this mess! To the Freepmobile! Wait, the Freepmobile is a rascal scooter…
mojitojoe, racist extraordinaire, I have saved your post to laugh at in 2012.
Of course, no man would have a mustache like that…
The most retarded photoshop conspiracy on Freep of the day belongs to…
Hey, you, guy with actual facts! Get out of here!
You see, the negroes are all such slores that they are all related due to childhood sex.
Just think of Kent Brockman screaming “It’s in Revelations, people!”
Luckily, we’ll be saved when John Candy shoots his 50 caliber handgun at the car with Palin in it and it crashes into the tanker truck filled with rocket fuel…
Yes, it is a mystery indeed!
Now With bonus Dr. Orly Taitz Birth craziness!
Rev. Dr. Mr. HM Orly Hussein Taitz Jr. Esq TE has uploaded this secret document sent to her of Barack Hussein Obama’s mother’s forged Social Security card. As you can see, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Barack Obama had no mother!
Thanks to User-Friendly and Seventyfour for the tips!