Evilution

[adrotate banner=”1″]This will be the best movie ever! We got a guy with a gun and a syringe! We got DNA splicing all over the place! We got a ridiculous poster! We got jets, we got screaming people, we got a ridiculous plot synopsis:

A microscopic alien life form has been discovered with the ability to possess the living and resurrect the dead. The United States Army has tried to communicate with it but failed. Instead, the military has tried to create a genetically altered version of the alien in order to resurrect dead soldiers on the battlefield. The alien fights back, turning soldier against soldier. Young scientist Darren Hall kidnaps the last pure specimen of the alien, determined to the reverse the damage inflicted and learn the secrets of life. Hiding in a mysterious building named The Necropolitan, he continues his experiments. On one fateful night, the alien is set loose on the unsuspecting tenants resulting in a new evolution of apocalyptic horror as infected tenants attack the unsuspecting, turning them into a cannibal horde. Darren and a small group of survivors must now find a way to destroy the alien possessed before they can escape into the city and bring forth the end of the human race.

Necropolitan is like my favorite ice cream flavor! This plot is freaking ridiculous, so maybe it will be fundiculous. But from the sound of Dr. Gore’s review, it is crapdiculous. Oh, well, we will always have the poster art:
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Asylum's The Terminators

[adrotate banner=”1″]UPDATE: Click here for the full review of The Terminators!
The Asylum, who brought us Transmorphers, Dragon, Monster, Snakes on a Train, and the rest of the mockbusters, has come out with another gem: The Terminators!
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Information is sketchy, but some exclusive pics of the film are at Monster Island News.
I guess The Asylum liked being sued due to The Day the Earth Stopped so much they now want to get sued over everything. That might not be a good idea…

Thanks to Avery, sent back in time to search the web for movie news…

Wingnut Web – TeamSarah Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]TeamSarah.org is a Ning-based site filled with starry-eyed Sarah Palin supporters who are convinced she will be the next president. They are also filled with crazies. After an expose in HuffingtonPost about how the site was filled with racist posts (such as ones using the term “Chimp out”) TeamSarah responded by getting into a fight with an internet comedy forum. This culminated when the site founder released a ~25 minute tirade against the forum where he screamed and ranted and blamed George Soros. (the actual recording was 2 hours, but the last 90 minutes were dead silence.) Since then, their site has begun to wither away like Sarah Palin’s popularity once she opened her mouth.

I am sure these are real patriots who will support the American president no matter who he or she is..
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Tom takes a break from MySpace to let us in on the LBJ/Commie/Barack conspiracy
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An official once defended porn as free speech? He must use it all the time
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TeamSarah tries their hand at rapping
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Henry’s Mom shows some bravery
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Why are these blacks who are not true blacks so obsessed with race?
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totally not a racist whitehousehold is still attending college but is also retiring in ten years according to this rant that is 100% accurate
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Dan knows a thing or two about parenting
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Yes, the people leaving your site in droves are just spreading the word on other sites!
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Don’t judge Bristol, but judge that octuplet mom!
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Clifton B lives in an alternate reality
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How DARE Barack Obama tell the companies getting billions of dollars from us they can’t spend all those billions on executive bonues!
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Haha, Chimposter, totally not racist!
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That’s enough for now, but there will be more next time. Because there is always more.

Edison Chen in court over sex photo scandal

[adrotate banner=”1″]Edison Chen appeared in court in Canada for the trial of Ho Chun Sze, which is taking place in Hong Kong. This is all about the sex scandal incident known as SexyPhotosGate (and other names) where photos of him and many Hong Kong actresses and performers were released on the web in early 2008. He took the stand to declare that he didn’t release the photos and to defend the women who are the subjects of the pictures.

Did you catch Edison Chan’s three second appearance in The Dark Knight?

Straightstimes

A RELUCTANT Edison Chen was ordered by the Canadian judge to confirm the identities of some women in the pictures. They are actress Cecilia Pak-Chi Cheung, actor-singer Gillian Yan-Tung Chan, former actress Bobo Man-Yu Chan and model-actress Rachel Sze-Wing Ngan. The series of photographs showing Chen in bed with eight of the country’s best-known actresses and singers surfaced on the Internet in January 2008. Chen said that the computer was taken for repairs in the summer of 2006. He said he thought he had deleted the images from the computer.

‘That strongly led me to believe that there was some foul play in this computer store,’ he said.

Chen also testified that he noticed that a second laptop went missing when he was moving last year, but told the judge he did not disclose his password to anyone.

Then on Jan. 29, 2008, he said his friends started contacting him about the images circulating on the Internet.

‘This was a very huge shock to me,’ Chen told the court. A month later, a police inspector showed him a compact disk of photographs.

‘Of course, I had seen these pictures. I took these pictures. They were in my personal computer,’ he said.

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‘A well-planned attack’
Edison Chen testifies in racy photos scandal

VANCOUVER (British Columbia) – THE Chinese-Canadian film star in a racy scandal over photos that showed him in bed with eight of China’s best-known actresses and singers testified on Monday against the person accused of accessing his private laptop, which held the images.
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Edison Chen, the Vancouver-born star who moved to China as a teenager, testified in a British Columbia courtroom for the trial of Ho Chun Sze, which is taking place in Hong Kong. Ho faces three counts of obtaining access to a computer with illegal intent. Chen refused to return to Hong Kong for the case but he agreed toa deposition in Canada. Hong Kong Chief Magistrate Tong Man flew to Vancouver to hear the evidence.

Canadian Department of Justice lawyer Kerry Swift said the testimony will become part of the case in Hong Kong. The Hong Kong judiciary is allowed to take testimony under a mutual legal assistance treaty and Chen’s testimony will be presented in the Hong Kong case as a deposition.

‘I’m quite a private person. I enjoy my privacy. I need my privacy,’ said Chen, star of a popular series of Hong Kong action films. ‘This was never meant for anyone else to see.’
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Chen told the judges he would not answer questions about the women. ‘I am determined to protect their innocence,’ he said.

‘They have suffered enough.’ — AP

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Chen said he didn’t disclose his password to anyone and in fact had erased all the images from his computer before it was serviced in the summer of 2006.

“At the time I didn’t know there was such a thing as encryptable data or securing your trash or doing any of that. So in my opinion, when I deleted the file and put it in the trash bin it was deleted,” he told the court.

It was only after the photos and the scandal spread that he said he found out there were many ways to recover previously deleted files.

Chen became argumentative under cross-examination from defence lawyer Kelvin Lai.

He only grudgingly confirmed the names of four of the women.

Chen said everything in the photos between himself and the women was consensual.

“There was nothing forced,” he said.

And he adamantly rejected a suggestion from Lai that he’d moved the pictures to devices other than his computer.

“There’s no way I would make these photos mobile like that.”

Chen told the trial earlier that he went on the Internet to see the photos shortly after his friends started contacting him about the Internet pictures.

“It was more of an attack – a well-planned attack. In the way the images were released. Meaning they were in spurts, like two or 20. The next day it would be 80 and then another day it would be 100,” he testified.

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Meanwhile, Gillian has agreed to appear in an interview about the scandal..

Gillian Chung to share impact of sex photo scandal on talk show

Gillian Chung, whose career was badly affected by the outburst of sex photo scandal involving Edison Chen last year, will be resuming work next month by starting on movie and commercial shoots. Chung may also be answering a talk show invite where she will reveal her life and emotions after the scandal in the past year.

Her first strike back into showbiz will be James Yuen’s new movie, where the role as a third party in a relationship is said to be “made-to-measure” for her. Her partner in girl group, Twins, Charlene Choi will cast as the “official girlfriend” in the love triangle. According to Hong Kong media reports, CEO of Emperor Entertainment Group (EEG), Albert Yeung, has invited Andy Lau, who has a healthy image, to “shield” Chung in a successful return, by casting together in several movies.

Chung is now also an East Asia endorsee for a particular jeans brand and has secretly started on the commercial shoots. She will begin the promotional events in Hong Kong.

Other than these, Chung will be taking on an interview by CEO of TVB, Stephen Chan, on his popular talk show “Be My Guest” where she will talk about how the sex scandal has affected her. Chung and EEG did not state what questions should be avoided on the show but requested for the filming to be closed to media. With regards to this, Chan said, “Nothing has been confirmed as yet.”

SciFi Channel upcomings – Thor: Hammer of the Gods and 100 Feet

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[adrotate banner=”7″]SciFi Channel continues throwing out more and more movies. What are some of the new films?

Thor: Hammer of the Gods premieres on April 11th, starring Zachery Ty Bryan (from Home Improvement) and Mac Brandt (Prison Break) Judging from the costar names this was filmed in Bulgaria.

100 Feet premieres on April 26th “After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest… only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband.” The title refers to the radius of her ankle bracelet. Starring Famke Janssen (X-Men) and Michael Paré (Ninja Cheerleaders)

Also a miniseries: Knights of Bloodsteel. Sunday, April 19 and Monday, April 20

“Once a paradise fueled by the all-powerful sorcery-grade metal known as bloodsteel, the distant land of Mirabilis begins to decay as supplies of the supernatural substance dwindle. The evil warlord Dragon Eye fights to gain control of the world’s supply of bloodsteel, which he will use to rule Mirabilis. But, an ancient prophecy propels four ordinary citizens to battle Dragon Eye. Their quest is to find the fabled Crucible – source of all bloodsteel – before the corrupt forces of darkness destroy their world.”