Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 209 – Worst Fears Part I
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 209 – Worst Fears Part I
2001 Official Site
Directed by Risha Denney
Not a cliffhanger! I don’t think I can wait another year to… Oh, wait, I don’t have to since the entire show is finished. That’s the power of procrastination! Laziness wins again. You can’t fight the lazy, because it won’t bother to show up to the boxing ring.
This is the end of Season 2, and what a magical ride it’s been. We had characters leave, die, and disappear. We’ve had new characters show up. We have the Grey invading multiple times. We got people with big ears. We got improved makeup effects. We got alternate universes and flashbacks. We even have Chimp Guy! Thus, it is the best season yet. But let’s get this episode out of the way!
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Guest Star Roll Call
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 208 – Cowards Death
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 208 – Cowards Death
2001 Official Site
Directed by Jennifer Cole
How dare you call me a coward??? I’ll kick your butt all the way to imploded Vulcan!
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Guest Star Roll Call
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 207 – Fire in the Heart
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 207 – Fire in the Heart
2001 Official Site
Directed by Dave Mason
Forget your Faith of the Heart, I got Fire in the Heart! Fire! Fire! That’s cool!. We have secret kids and things borrowed from a Next Generation episode. Plus a character’s hair is still obviously dyed. Which one? Well, figure it out! Do I have to do all the work for you? Pretend it’s a Slylock Fox or something. TarsTarkas.NET is promoting personal responsibility.
Speaking of personal responsibility, also guess which major character wasn’t being very responsible as to where he was sticking his p-due without a rubber raincoat! I hope he doesn’t get Space AIDS, which is like regular AIDS except aliens burst from your chest.
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Guest Star Roll Call
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, mad monkey time, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 206 – To The Stars
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 206 – To The Stars
2001 Official Site
Directed by Rob Caves and Jennifer Cole
This episode is special because it is filled with clips from the older series Voyages of the USS Angeles. Thus, I have to make a whole new second Roll Call, for the second time this season. This season of Hidden Frontier hates me. The next time we have a Very Special Episode of Star Trek: Hidden Frontier, can it please be about someone fighting space anorexia or high school space bullies instead of just having an entire new cast? Or how about an episode where someone is an alcoholic, you could call it To The Bars!
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OMG FLASHBACK Roll Call!
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If they make me set up a THIRD brand new Roll Call this season I’m gonna…
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 205 – Encke
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 205 – Encke
2001 Official Site
Directed by Risha Denney
We got a potential love interest, a random ship blowing up, Greys being jerks, and secret space pyramids. Just another day in the Briar Patch! The USS Excelsior is in the thick of it all, because otherwise this episode would be pretty boring with Captain Angry just reading a mission report of the people who actually discovered all this, then getting angry it wasn’t him and then he punches the wall and kills his fish and eats a lot of toasted ravioli and then throws up the toasted ravioli in Ensign Ro’s bed and tries to pretend it wasn’t him. Poor Ensign Ro… I’m hungry for toasted ravioli!
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Guest Star Roll Call
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 204 – The Great Starship Robbery
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 204 – The Great Starship Robbery
2001 Official Site
Directed by Jennifer Cole
So this episode results in some cast changes, including someone getting blown away, and someone leaving while not saying goodbye. We also get a new guy, who we will make fun of because he is the new guy and that is how we haze here at TarsTarkas.NET.
A fan series where you can’t pay the actors and with a long production schedule will have to accommodate the leaving of actors, and that is a major problem with the first few seasons of Hidden Frontier. So this is them dealing with some of those problems. These make more sense than some real films.
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Guest Star Roll Call
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: fan films, Star Trek, Star Trek: Hidden Frontier