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Tiger Woods and the 7 Mistresses

As the Tiger Woods scandal gets bigger and bigger, it seems Woods gets a new mistress every day. Now, I don’t really care who Tiger Woods has sex with, but since one of the many many women he has been banging turned out to be Holly Sampson, I just have to write up the TarsTarkas.NET connection in order to generate cheap web hits and therefore more ad revenue. ‘Tis the season to exploit Woods! Anyway, before Holly Sampson was a Woods Mistress or a porn star or an escort or someone with terrible breast implants, she was Emmanuelle in a series of films that included Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise! Thus, TarsTarkas.NET was there first. Take that, Mainstream Media! Maybe now you can report on real issues. Ha, yeah right, who cares about the economy imploding when there are supposed Tiger Woods naked sell phone pictures?!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - December 7, 2009 at 10:59 pm

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