Asylum gives us the Age of Dinosaurs!


[adrotate banner=”1″]It’s time once again to be made happy by The Asylum, as they give us yet another crazetacular monster feature. Age of Dinosaurs is like Jurassic Park 2, except without all that disappointment because we’re expecting the camp!

Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs. But when the creatures escape their museum exhibit and terrorize Los Angeles, a former firefighter must rescue his teenage daughter from the chaos brought on by the Age of Dinosaurs.

Joseph Lawson directs a Hank Woon Jr. script. Treat Williams and Ronny Cox star, along with Jillian Rose Reed and Roger Lim. Official site link. Age of Dinosaurs will drop May 7th! Until then, you have plenty of time to guess the age of these dinosaurs. Remember: some of these dinosaurs dye their hair, so lack of grey doesn’t automatically mean they are young!
Age of Dinosaurs

Total Recall (Review)


Total Recall


1990
Starring
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Rachel Ticotin as Melina
Sharon Stone as Lori
Michael Ironside as Richter
Mel Johnson Jr. as Benny
Ronny Cox as Vilos Cohaagen

Get your ass to Mars!

Paul Verhoeven directs this Philip K. Dick story turned action film, starring my governor. Full of Verhoeven staple actors and Verhoeven staple mindless action (or satire action, as he likes to make most of it.) Now, that style may work well with obvious pieces such as Robocop and Starship Troopers, but it feels out of place at times in movies like this and Hollow Man. Not that this is a terrible movie, it’s just a few of the actions scenes seem like they are slightly out of it compared to the general tone of the film. This movie is also drowning in Star Trek actors, you can’t kick over a mutant in Venusville without seeing half a dozen scatter.



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