Nutcracker 3D must be the creepiest non-Robert Zemeckis Christmas film for children in years. Rat Kings, Monkey Men, Nazis, Wooden Boys, horrible British accents, Nathan Lane as Albert Einstein, steampunk gliders, a random black kid with dreadlocks in 17th century England, a creepy Fanning sibling, walking helicopters, and 3D. Nutcracker 3D, it’s creep-tastic!