[adrotate banner=”1″]Nutcracker 3D must be the creepiest non-Robert Zemeckis Christmas film for children in years. Rat Kings, Monkey Men, Nazis, Wooden Boys, horrible British accents, Nathan Lane as Albert Einstein, steampunk gliders, a random black kid with dreadlocks in 17th century England, a creepy Fanning sibling, walking helicopters, and 3D. Nutcracker 3D, it’s creep-tastic!
So they let Phil Spector out of jail to play the Rat King?
The only thing to make this film worse creepy would be if Roman Polanski was running around with the little girl for most of the film.