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Get Hellified!

Hellified is the Dirty Dozen invade Hell! To save the world from the End of Days, a group of prisoners are sent to Hell to kick some demon butt! Michael Finch (writer of Predators, another flick featuring a cadre of bad dudes who team up to fight monsters) is doing the latest rewrite of the spec script from Andy Burg picked up in 2009. There is no current director attacked (Red Dawn remake director Dan Bradley was attached, but has since left) If the new script works, expect that to change soon enough. Michael Finch is also writing Lego Hero Factory along with writing partner Alex Litvak.

Hellified has the potential to be awesome as hell (pun intended!) so don’t fuck this up, Paramount! Do you think they will mess it up? Hellified know!

Jeez, I keep writing puns like those, and I’ll be one of the guys they send to Hell…

via THR

Bat Outta Hell 2

This except more giant hell bats, please!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - December 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

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Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana are Swindle!

Joe Swindle! No, wait, they’re plural and they’re chicks… Mary and Carrie Swindle! So now female heist movies are in for some reason, thus Paramount is pushing forward a script called Swindle and are teaming up Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana to rob money from blue Transformers or something. Since they won’t tell us what the script is about, my guess is a legitimate as any other. Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana are getting producing credits, so feel free to blame them if this sucks in the future, people who will be reading this years from now. Also LOL for you not investing in whatever thing got real big between now and whenever you are reading this. You sure got swindled! Scott Wilson and Enzo Mileti wrote the script that’s so good no one will talk about it. Instead we’re all just talking about this film as an excuse to post pictures of hot actresses and get cheap hits. Speaking of that…

Megan Fox

I have been swindled out of my clothes...

Zoe Saldana

I swindled that Jake Sully sucker to help us and dumped him the next day!

via Deadline
Megan Fox photo via
Zoe Saldana photo via my hard drive so long ago I don’t remember

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 16, 2012 at 10:45 pm

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