[adrotate banner=”1″]Shocking that Transformers 2 will be eclipsed, but it will be. Oh, it will be…

What could make it better? If you said NASCAR Transformers, then you are correct! One can only hope these NASCAR Transformers kill that NASCAR car from Cars. Because, why the heck not! It’s not like this film will be any good. Bets begin now on which one of the NASCAR Transformers will pee on, poop on, have sex with, fart on, or puke on a human. And will they be redneck stereotypes to try to contrast the racist twins from the last movie? FUMB.