Evil Dead (2013) – Contains Evil Things, Dead Things.

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She just realized her future is now endless horror conventions.

As I sat in a theater and watched the new take on Evil Dead, I found myself flashing back to last year’s Cabin in the Woods. I was very fond of that film, and it’s amazing how directly it nailed the formula for this kind of movie. There are moments in Evil Dead where I almost laughed because of how the move was following each note to a tee. It even has the “I probably shouldn’t read this evil text” moment. That isn’t to say there isn’t stuff to like in this movie, because it has lots of cool things going for it.

Shiloh Fernandez;Lou Taylor Pucci;Jessica Lucas;Jane Levy

“Thanks for booking us a stay at CreepyTown Inn, dudes.”

Fede Alvarez takes the reigns from Sam Raimi and crafts a brutal bloody film with a budget the original film could only dream of. The plot remains the same, with some tweaks.  A group of friends join Mia (Jane Levy) and her brother David (Shiloh Fernandez) as Mia tries to detox from heroin. They chose to do this at a family cabin in the woods. Years have turned the cabin to rot, and while exploring, they find dead animals in the cellar along with a book bound in flesh. Eric (Lou Taylor Pucci) reads from the book and unleashes a demonic presence that heads straight for Mia.

From there, hell is unleashed upon each of the character in various ways, each pertaining to a passage in the evil book. The survivors realize they only way to stop it may be to destroy Mia and the demon attached to her.

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Godzilla vs. Marvel!

The 1970s saw a change in the comic book market (and ushered in what became known as the Bronze Age of Comics). The super-hero filled 1960s had come to a close, and some of the lesser-selling spandex titles were soon history. In their place began a long procession of experimentation and increased social relevance. And also a bunch of weirdo stuff. From drug addiction to villains headlining comics to werewolves and vampires, the Comic Code was becoming less restrictive, stories were becoming more daring and creative, and comics changed. Marvel began producing more licensed properties (Conan the Barbarian, Thongor of Lemuria, Star Wars, 2001: A Space Odyssey) and some horror titles (Ghost Rider, The Tomb of Dracula, Werewolf by Night) and reprints of older horror tales. All of these things helped shaped what becomes the subject of our series, the Godzilla comics.

Godzilla utilized a mix of existing Marvel characters and newly created ones to both integrate Godzilla into the Marvel universe, but also give it the feel of Godzilla movies. Not content to simply be a tale of a mindless beast destroying the land, Godzilla became something more. Godzilla was treated with respect, considered a force of nature with some degree of intelligence. At this time the Godzilla film series was on hiatus, but when it returned in 1984 with the Heisei films, this was essentially how Godzilla was treated. The trailblazing take still had references to the old. Godzilla did destroy things, people were injured and died in his chaos. Godzilla fought other monsters, many of which had more sinister desires than his own. Godzilla had human allies who understood him, but was also constantly being assaulted by random people who would shoot first and regret later (even super heroes fell into this trap!) By the end of the series, the goal became to contain Godzilla, not to stop him at all costs.

Through it all, we never get thought bubbles from Big G, but the narration does take a sympathetic tack when describing Godzilla’s actions, often giving him humanized emotions and responses (though occasionally making note that no one can know for certain!) Godzilla was a unique protagonist at the time, giving the comic a styling that would still be considered unusual.

Archie Goodwin shepherded the Godzilla series as the editor, with Doug Moench writing the entire series. Herb Trimpe was the main artist, though was assisted or on vacation for a few issues. The stable team helps keep Godzilla feeling like an actual ongoing story instead of some random collection of tales, and making Godzilla feel like a real character while having no dialogue except for monster growls. They also would have steered the comic in its more social conscious direction. Several of the earlier issues feature oil being a threatened resource, and mention the US’s addiction to oil (as they came out during the height of the oil embargo!) while other issues have environmental messages. Another shoutout to Trimpe’s art for not making the many minority cast members look like stereotypes. And on that note, 5 of the six main characters in Godzilla are non-White, which may be the highest percentage on an ensemble series I know of at that time.

The stories ranged the gauntlet from Godzilla battling invading space monsters to Godzilla wandering across a dude ranch to Godzilla being shrunk and then unshrunk. The variety of tales kept things from getting stale, and when there was monster action, it was often multiple monster action! Godzilla tore a path through the whole canon of creatures sent to combat him, with only one surviving the series (IIRC).

Godzilla survived the end of his series (which I think was more of a licensing thing than sales, though I am not certain) and continued to appear “unofficially”, though we’ll cover that in another post. The other lasting legacy from the Godzilla comic series was the robot creation Red Ronin, built to fight Godzilla and accidentally connected via brain control to a 12 year old boy, Robert Takiguchi, Godzilla sympathizer. Though Red Ronin would be damaged and taken out of action, it would appear in various Marvel series long after the Godzilla run had ended.

Godzilla is a pretty cool comic read, and I suggest you check it out sometime. Now let’s get dangerous and list everyone and everything that showed up in Marvel’s Godzilla!

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March of Godzilla 2013

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Hold on to your butts, because March of Godzilla 2013 is finally happening! Yes, it’s our annual tradition of spending a whole bunch of time going over some Godzilla goodness. And as is tradition, we’re late getting started and will probably be late finishing up. But until then, feel free to enjoy the heck out of all the Godzilla stuff coming your way. This post will be where all the various entries are collected for easy clicking.

As you can see from this year’s banner, March of Godzilla 2013 has gone comic book!


Godzilla 1973 Toshiba Toho Promotional Calendar
Godzilla Marvel Comics Splash Page
Godzilla #1 (August 1977)
Godzilla #2 (September 1977)
Godzilla #3 (October 1977)
Godzilla #4 (November 1977)
Godzilla #5 (December 1977)
Godzilla #6 (January 1978)
Godzilla #7 (February 1978)
Godzilla #8 (March 1978)
Godzilla #9 (April 1978)
Godzilla #10 (May 1978)
Godzilla #11 (June 1978)
Godzilla #12 (July 1978)
Godzilla #13 (August 1978)
Godzilla #14 (September 1978)
Godzilla #15 (October 1978)
Godzilla #16 (November 1978)
Godzilla #17 (December 1978)
Godzilla #18 (January 1979)
Godzilla #19 (February 1979)

Godzilla #20 (March 1979)
Godzilla #21 (April 1979)
Godzilla #22 (May 1979)
Godzilla #23 (June 1979)
Godzilla #24 (July 1979)
Iron Man #193 (April 1985)
Iron Man #194 (May 1985)
Iron Man #196 (July 1985)
The Thing #31 (January 1986) and the Godzilla Marvel Legacy

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Some background on Mortal Instruments, Cassandra Clare, and Dracoy FanFics


Let’s put aside all the cool boner jokes you can make with the title of a film called Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, and instead focus on an issue that has less to do with the film and more to do with the book series and author Cassandra Clare. Be warned that I will be referencing some stuff that happened in the Harry Potter FanFic community, something that if you are not familiar with will sound very craZy with a random capital letter in the middle of the word.

Before we start, let me say I love this fanfic drama stuff. The fanfic itself..not so much. I simply don’t have time to read thousands of stories online in addition to all the other reading I do and the watching movies and writing about movies and having a wife and a job. But when things go controversial or weird, that’s when I pay attention, as I’m attracted to drama. It’s my honeypot!

Cassandra Clare got her online fame start as Cassandra Claire (neither are her real name, btw), writer of famed FanFic The Very Secret Diaries (a spoof of The Lord of the Rings) and The Draco Trilogy, an influential Harry Potter FanFic. The Draco Trilogy is where we are going to focus.

The Draco Trilogy features Draco Malfoy being redeemed and joining with Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny on a series of adventures. It begins with Draco Dormiens, where polyjuice potion causes Harry and Draco to be permanently switched, and hijinks ensue. Needless to say, Draco becomes good, Sirius Black declares he will marry Draco’s mom (thus making Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy brothers!), and Harry confesses his love to Hermione (who rejects him!) In Draco Sinister, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny battle Salazar Slytherin, who has returned to be evil and kidnap Hermione, because that’s what evil people do. The final chapter is Draco Veritas, which clocks in at over 500,000 words!! Needless to say, a bajillion things happen, including love dodecahedrons, people getting drunk all the time, fake coming out of the closet, and wizard strip clubs.

The Draco Trilogy was influential, producing numerous pieces of fan art and becoming the definitive story for the Draco/Ginny shippers. But it wasn’t without controversy, as it was discovered that portions of the stories were taken wholesale from sources without attribution. Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes were the most easily spotted, as well as Babylon 5 lines. But there were a lot of passages from fantasy authors that were reworded slightly and inserted. If these sources had been identified in the beginning, no one would have cared, but it was the fact they were used freely and without disclosure that caused everyone to freak out. Her stories were removed from FanFiction.Net, though the ensuing controversy led to the creation of FictionAlley, where The Draco Trilogy reappeared (until it was deleted again right when Cassandra Clare got a book contract!)

Readers of Cassandra Clare’s Mortal Instruments series got their own eerie sense of deja vu when they realized that some of the characters were basically Claire’s versions of the Harry Potter characters from The Draco Trilogy. Most specifically, series bad boy Jace is her version of Draco Malfoy, right down to directly quoting some of the same lines her Malfoy said in The Draco Trilogy. Heroine Clary is her Ginny. Alec=Harry, Isabelle=Blaise, Valentine=Lucius. This is problematic because even though they are her interpretations of characters, the characters are essentially the JK Rowling characters. It’s the same deal with the whole 50 Shades of Grey thing, where the characters are Edward and Bella because it was a fanfic first.

I love remixes, I love when cultural properties are used by others outside of their original scope. I love that it happens even when I don’t love the end results. But it’s nice to have acknowledgement that it is what is happening. Instead, we get silence and denials and outright drama. And Cassandra Clare is no stranger to random online drama. I get annoyed when people don’t acknowledge the obvious inspirations and sources of their materials. Cassandra Clare has a history of borrowing from others without consent, and while other fanfic writers who have gone off to be published (called profic) can come up with original ideas and settings and characters, the excessive reuse is troubling.

Also the film looks ridonkulous. Seriously ridonkulous. It will be a glorious train wreck. And maybe Godfrey Gao will become the new Asian heartthrob!
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(Image from so many tumblrs I don’t even know any more!)