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Android Cop – Asylum strikes again

You knew it was coming, but you wouldn’t believe it! Yes, Android Cop is Asylum’s mockbuster of Robocop, and might be good enough to satisfy everyone who is making angry noises about the new Robocop remake. Or not. Or maybe the remake will be good. It is a mystery that can only be solved by watching both films.

Android Cop will star Michael Jai White as Android Cop, and also feature Charles S. Dutton and Kadeem Hardison! This is an awesome cast list.

In this futuristic, action-packed thriller, a cop and his robotic partner enter the Zone, a forbidden section of the city inhabited by a diseased stricken populace. Together, they discover the real reason everyone is sick, and attempt to stop the illness – with the help of the machine’s powerful technology and weaponry.

This plot has nothing to do with either Robocop plots, which is good.

If all else fails, you will be able to buy this for a dollar…in the Wal-Mart discount DVD bins!

via FCS

Android Cop Asylum

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Beast Of The Bering Sea / Bering Sea Beast airs Saturday on SyFy!


SyFy can’t even keep its title renames straight, calling Bering Sea Beast both by its original name, and by the worse name they announced as the retitle – Beast of the Bering Sea. Whichever the title, the premiere is this Saturday, November 9th, on SyFy. I guess we’ll solve the mystery when the title card pops up on screen!

The movie features sea vampires that look like flying manta rays, which makes some goofy imagery in the trailer above. Vampire Manta Rays just want to hug!!

Cassie Scerbo and Jonathan Lipnicki play sibling prospectors who disturb a colony of amphibious sea vampires in an underwater cave. Then people die. Either due to sea vampirism or excess hugging, I am not sure. Probably one of those things.

This looks insane enough I’ll bump it higher on the “things Tars recorded and then hasn’t gotten around to watching” list. Which is pretty long. There is only one more SyFy original movie after this one, Stonados, and then we’ll have to wait for the new year for new monsters!

Beast of Bering Sea

FRIEND!!!

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Lake Placid vs. Anaconda will feature a random franchise battle!

Anaconda

We demand more monsters puking winking victims!


Lake Placid and Anaconda are both monster films from the 90s that eventually churned out a whole slew of DTV sequels that often had their big premieres on SyFy. Lake Placid ended up as a trilogy, while Anaconda reached four installments. But now each side gets to add another notch to their belt with Lake Placid vs. Anaconda! I’m not sure how that’s going to work, but okay! Once again, it will be filmed overseas in Bulgaria for direct to VOD land and probably SyFy and all that comes with that.

Who is visiting who has not been revealed, but with the recent talk of pythons being invasive in Florida, it is less crazy if Anacondas show up at Lake Placid. In any event, a proper Vs. film has lots of monster fighting, and not 89 minutes of no monster fighting and 10 seconds of monster fighting. Keep that in mind, director, when you make this film!

Until then, I’m Team Lake Placid, because that teams sounds the most ridiculous! Just imagine what other random franchises could fight it out on SyFy.

ShockTillYouDrop via Inquisitr

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Former lost film The Cave of the Silken Web screenings!

Cave of the Silken Web 1927

One type of movie news story I love hearing about is formerly lost films being found, restored, and screened around the world. So it’s time once again for one of these feel good tales, via our good friend duriandave from SoftFilm. The 1927 version of The Cave of the Silken Web (盤絲洞) – long thought lost, was discovered in the Norwegian National Library, and has since been restored and is now able to be screened.

Much of older Chinese film is long lost, due to various reasons – poor storage, fires, bankruptcies, Japan invading China, censorship issues. Surviving material is rare, and most books and blogs on the older films are forced to make do with stills and other promotional material for a majority of the films. But there are occasional films that beat the odds and are still with us.

The Cave of the Silken Web is from a genre that was termed “ghost-spirit” (神怪) films, which were popular in the 1920s. It was directed by Dan Duyu and starred his wife Yin Mingzhu, who were a popular celebrity couple in Shanghai in the 1920s. It was common for production companies have husbands directing and wives starring, such as Zhang Huichong and Xu Sue, Zhang Huimin and Wu Suxin (a commonlaw marriage), and Ren Pengnian and Wu Lizhu.

As you are probably aware, The Cave of the Silken Web is an adaptation of the story from Journey to the West where a cave full of spider women plot to eat the Monk Xuanzang, and Monkey and Pigsy have to save the day. This also means there is a 1927 paper-mache spider! That alone makes this film worth watching. The story has have other adaptations, probably most famously the 1960s Shaw Brothers version, but it is also in Monkey War and alluded to in the A Chinese Odyssey films.

You can see a bit of the film in the clip on the Norwegian site. There is also more English information about it here. The Cave of the Silken Web better get a screening in the Bay Area, or I will kick some spider butt!

More info on older Chinese film:
duriandave’s Softfilm site
The Chinese Mirror
The Golden Age of Chinese Language Cinema

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The Twilight robot baby too terrifying for cinemas!

Chuckesmee

I hunger!


Before we took a long drive down Uncanny Valley and got a CGI baby Renesmee in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, there was a robotic baby constructed….for some reason. And it was TERRIFYING!!! The cast and crew started calling it Chuckesmee, because it looked like the murderous Chucky doll! Yahoo has an exclusive video preview of some of the behind the scenes specials coming out on the Blu-Ray that show this terrifying footage. And now the rest of the planet can be scared!

If you missed watching Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in theaters, then you missed out, because of the crazy stuff that happens that Twilight fans did not expect, thus there was awesome audience reactions, which won’t be replicated in the same way by watching it at home. I can only imagine how much better the reactions would have been had everyone already been unnerved by a creepy robot baby. Chuckesmee, you will forever live on, in our nightmares!

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Escape Plan is getting a Bollywood remake!

Escape Plan is the Schwarzenegger return film that has gotten the best reviews so far, and it has a cool premise that can work with only a slight bit of tooling. So it’s exciting to hear that there will be an official Hindi adaptation of the story. At this time, there is no one attached to star, but the producers are talking big (like producers do) and want some of the biggest names in Bollywood to rank with Arnold and Stallone. John Abraham and Akshay Kumar were specifically namedropped. So keep an eye out for a Hindi Escape Plan, and let’s see how they try to top the American version. The planned release is sometime in 2014, so that gets me plenty of time to actually watch Escape Plan. This is what happens when you’re too busy working to go to the theaters, you suddenly get dozens of movies behind! My advice is never work, only go and watch movies, until you are eventually thrown in jail for theater hopping. Then escape via skills learned by watching Escape Plan.

See? It all works together!

via DigitalSpy and HindustanTimes

Escape Plan