CineTelFilms turns disaster porn into a disaster gangbang!

CineTelFilms has some interesting upcoming disaster flicks on the way. If that name is familiar, they are the production company behind the amusingly titled films Independence Daysaster and Earthtastrophe. Well, the combined disaster titles are a reoccurring theme of their forthcoming slate, as problem after problem is mixed and matched like a drunken crazy quilt until the movies below pop out, all due soon in 2014 or 2015! Never fear, even if many of these films are just posters and titles and vague synopsis (or less!), TarsTarkas.NET is there to lay it all on the line for YOU to be informed!

So what are you waiting for? Read on!

LA Apocalypse
Cast: Gina Holden, Eric Allan Kramer, Christopher Judge
Director: Michael J. Sarna

For 5 billion years the Earth’s core has operated like a giant, nuclear reactor. Now it’s overheated, melting down like a bomb that’s about to explode. The earth is being ripped apart at the seams and beneath LA, pressure is building.

After a mass evacuation, Calvin Crawford is one of few left, desperately searching for his fiance, Ashley Pace, who unbeknownst to him, has been kidnapped and is being held hostage. With LA becoming more unstable by the minute, Calvin, must find a way to save Ashley and get them both to safety before the city is completely annihilated.

LA Apocalypse

Fire Twister
Cast: Casper Van Dien, Alyvia Alyn Lind, Jon Mack
Director: George Erschbamer
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Fire Twister

Director: Steven Daniels
Writer: Colin Reese
Starring: Lou Ferrigno Jr., Joe Lando, Michelle Stafford
The gravity of a rogue planet screaming past Jupiter has flung the Earth from its orbit…
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What happens when you ask the most powerful computer program, run by the most powerful computers, to follow, listen, and predict human behavior for three decades?… The program learns, becomes sentient and begins to think like a human! Now this omnipotent and omnipresent program will bring the world to Armageddon…and the clock is already ticking…



“This Christmas, a super frozen object is going to slam into the Earth, in the middle of a small town, and very quickly, dreams of a “White Christmas” will turn into a FROZEN NIGHTMARE”.