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Lake Placid vs. Anaconda will feature a random franchise battle!

Anaconda

We demand more monsters puking winking victims!


Lake Placid and Anaconda are both monster films from the 90s that eventually churned out a whole slew of DTV sequels that often had their big premieres on SyFy. Lake Placid ended up as a trilogy, while Anaconda reached four installments. But now each side gets to add another notch to their belt with Lake Placid vs. Anaconda! I’m not sure how that’s going to work, but okay! Once again, it will be filmed overseas in Bulgaria for direct to VOD land and probably SyFy and all that comes with that.

Who is visiting who has not been revealed, but with the recent talk of pythons being invasive in Florida, it is less crazy if Anacondas show up at Lake Placid. In any event, a proper Vs. film has lots of monster fighting, and not 89 minutes of no monster fighting and 10 seconds of monster fighting. Keep that in mind, director, when you make this film!

Until then, I’m Team Lake Placid, because that teams sounds the most ridiculous! Just imagine what other random franchises could fight it out on SyFy.

ShockTillYouDrop via Inquisitr

Sleepy Hollow Sin Eater

Sleepy Hollow S01E06 – “The Sin Eater”

Sleepy Hollow Sin Eater

One ring to rule them all, Colonial scum!


Sleepy HollowThe Sin Eater
Directed by Ken Olin
Story by Aaron Rahsaan Thomas
Teleplay by Alex Kurtzman & Mark Goffman
Sleepy Hollow Sin Eater

Just call me “Library Book” because I’m only checked out of here every few episodes!


Sleepy Hollow has been absent from the airwaves the past few weeks, giving us some time to digest what has been going on. Also to forget a lot of little stuff, were we a more casual viewer. Luckily for the casuals, “The Sin Eater” opens with a brief recap of the prior five episodes, telling us what we need to know to get up to speed.
Sleepy Hollow Sin Eater

Demon…or Phantom of the Opera cosplayer???


The theme for “The Sin Eater” is about letting go what you did in the past. You see it both literally with what Ichabod goes through, and demonstratively with Abbie rebuilding her relationship with her sister Jennifer, who Abbie abandoned to a life of mental institutions. Abbie reveals that Ichabod is more than just a working partner for her, he’s someone who helped her find a purpose in life. As Abbie has drifted through life finding people who matter, only to have them taken away, she cannot bear to watch Ichabod be taken as well. It also is rocket fuel for Abbie/Ichabod romance speculations, despite Ichabod’s wife Katrina featuring more heavily in this episode than any prior.

“The Sin Eater” also set up some mythology for the next few episodes, thanks to the appearance of the Freemasons and the hinted return of the Headless Horseman (though this is the second episode in a row where he has “returned” without returning yet!) But the ending feels like the next episode will take place immediately afterwards, with much of the same guest stars popping up, so hopefully things continue to be crazytown and well written.

Sleepy Hollow Sin Eater

Have I told you about the advantages of a Time-Share?

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Former lost film The Cave of the Silken Web screenings!

Cave of the Silken Web 1927

One type of movie news story I love hearing about is formerly lost films being found, restored, and screened around the world. So it’s time once again for one of these feel good tales, via our good friend duriandave from SoftFilm. The 1927 version of The Cave of the Silken Web (盤絲洞) – long thought lost, was discovered in the Norwegian National Library, and has since been restored and is now able to be screened.

Much of older Chinese film is long lost, due to various reasons – poor storage, fires, bankruptcies, Japan invading China, censorship issues. Surviving material is rare, and most books and blogs on the older films are forced to make do with stills and other promotional material for a majority of the films. But there are occasional films that beat the odds and are still with us.

The Cave of the Silken Web is from a genre that was termed “ghost-spirit” (神怪) films, which were popular in the 1920s. It was directed by Dan Duyu and starred his wife Yin Mingzhu, who were a popular celebrity couple in Shanghai in the 1920s. It was common for production companies have husbands directing and wives starring, such as Zhang Huichong and Xu Sue, Zhang Huimin and Wu Suxin (a commonlaw marriage), and Ren Pengnian and Wu Lizhu.

As you are probably aware, The Cave of the Silken Web is an adaptation of the story from Journey to the West where a cave full of spider women plot to eat the Monk Xuanzang, and Monkey and Pigsy have to save the day. This also means there is a 1927 paper-mache spider! That alone makes this film worth watching. The story has have other adaptations, probably most famously the 1960s Shaw Brothers version, but it is also in Monkey War and alluded to in the A Chinese Odyssey films.

You can see a bit of the film in the clip on the Norwegian site. There is also more English information about it here. The Cave of the Silken Web better get a screening in the Bay Area, or I will kick some spider butt!

More info on older Chinese film:
duriandave’s Softfilm site
The Chinese Mirror
The Golden Age of Chinese Language Cinema

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Godzilla is back in platypus form!

Back as in fossils of a new platypus species, that is! Obdurodon tharalkooschild is being nicknamed Godzilla Platypus due to the large size of the extinct platypus, 1 meter long. This makes it twice as long as living platypi, and longer than any known extinct platypus species.

Even more remarkable, all this information about Obdurodon tharalkooschild comes from just one molar. Now, modern platypus do not have teeth, but other extinct species do, including Obdurdon dicksoni, and from examining the size of the molars and extrapolating, the paleontologists were able to come up with Obdurodon tharalkooschild‘s size estimate. It is believed that O. tharalkooschild lived between 5 million and 15 million years ago, but a more exact time period cannot be determined at this time.

The structure of the tooth suggests the animal was capable of eating not only the small insects and crayfish on which modern platypuses dine, but also small vertebrates such as certain fish and amphibians, and even small turtles, the team reports.

That expanded diet is also interesting news, and puts a new perspective in what ecological niche older platypus species served.

The full paper will be published in the November 12th issue of Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology

via Livescience

Godzilla platypus obdurodon tharalkooschild

Time to dine on ancient Gamera!

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The Twilight robot baby too terrifying for cinemas!

Chuckesmee

I hunger!


Before we took a long drive down Uncanny Valley and got a CGI baby Renesmee in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, there was a robotic baby constructed….for some reason. And it was TERRIFYING!!! The cast and crew started calling it Chuckesmee, because it looked like the murderous Chucky doll! Yahoo has an exclusive video preview of some of the behind the scenes specials coming out on the Blu-Ray that show this terrifying footage. And now the rest of the planet can be scared!

If you missed watching Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in theaters, then you missed out, because of the crazy stuff that happens that Twilight fans did not expect, thus there was awesome audience reactions, which won’t be replicated in the same way by watching it at home. I can only imagine how much better the reactions would have been had everyone already been unnerved by a creepy robot baby. Chuckesmee, you will forever live on, in our nightmares!

The Secret of Magic Island

The Secret of Magic Island

The Secret of Magic Island

aka Une Fée… Pas Comme les Autres aka Secret of Outer Space Island
The Secret of Magic Island
1957
Written and directed by Jean Tourane
The Secret of Magic Island
An all animal cast live their lives in their village, and deal with carnivals, an evil troll, giant spiders, and dark magic as a cat, duckling, and puppy fight to save the day. Une fée… pas comme les autres is a unique feature that’s concept and execution help set it above much of the children’s programming at the time, even if the plot is largely absent in favor of many scenes of animals just doing people things. It is still an amazing production, and I guarantee I would be a huge fan of this had I saw it when I was five, to a “worn out VHS tape” degree.
The Secret of Magic Island
Creator Jean Tourane is an artist who specialized in painting and photography, most famously for animal portraits. Tourane then began filming some of the animal antics, creating narratives for them. His created the character Saturnin the duckling, who became a star with Une Fee Pas Comme Les Autres(Lit. A Fairy…Not Like the Others) in 1956. Saturnin was featured in picture books and children’s books (though I am not too sure about their chronology.) In 1964, he created 78 tv episodes for his duckling Saturnin with Saturnin, le petit canard. This series about a duckling secret agent years later made it’s way to America, where it was first cut up into “We’ll be right back!” commercial bookends for weekday and weekend mornings on Fox. Eventually (like two years later!), the shows were repackages as The Adventures of Dynamo Duck, which were a five minute or so long shorts that aired at random times during Saturday mornings on Fox. I remember being very confused because I could never find the show and it seemed to appear at random. I was a big fan, I loved the commercial bumpers and the show was just an overload of gravy train. Unfortunately, it’s also obscure as heck, with only random clips showing up online. Dan Castellaneta (best known for voicing Homer Simpson) voiced Dynamo Duck, giving him a Robert Stack/Don Adams combo voice.

The Secret of Magic Island spends most of the running time showing us amazing images of animals doing just about everything in their own little world. Maybe 10 minutes of the scant 60 minute run time is devoted to the Black Troll stealing a magic fairy wand and the quest to get it back, while the rest is just us all watching a typical day in the animal village as the circus comes to town and everyone has fun. (At least until the Black Troll causes problems!) The whimsy and enthusiasm in some of the scenes is very endearing, you can tell Tourane was very proud of his train (and he should be!) as well as many of the carnival games. The sense of world building is strong, and Magic Island seems like a place you’d want to hang out at. Think about all the cute animal friends. Everyone seems friendly.
The Secret of Magic Island
Unlike certain films that are almost entirely composed of animals made by artistic eccentrics, the creatures in The Secret of Magic Island look well taken care of, sometimes even enjoying what is going on. Usually they are sitting passive while the offscreen hands manipulate them or their limbs, and often a paw or two is attached to steering wheels or other devices. But it can’t be anything dangerous, because the animals need to be mobile. From what was presented, I would wager these animals are well looked after. Except maybe the bunnies that were smoking, that’s obviously not going to fly in modern day!

Une fée… pas comme les autres was brought to America in 1964 as The Secret of Magic Island thanks to the production company of Joseph E. Levine, a producer who helped create the American version of Godzilla, King of the Monsters! and is also responsible for things like Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and The Last Days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Levine used the film as part of his kiddie double feature matinees (the English trailer even specifically mentions it is for a matinee!) Phil Tonken took over narrations duties from Robert Lamoureux for the American version. What plot difference there are will not be learned until we can find an intact copy of the English dub.

Trailers for an English-dubbed version of The Secret of Magic Island have appeared on various Something Weird Video DVDs and even pop up in film festivals, but an actual copy of the English version has yet to surface. However, thanks to the magic of the internet, another version has shown up (in Swedish, which was released there as Per Och Monstret – and this is why I’ll predominantly use the Swedish names for the characters), and also thanks to the magic of the internet, it has fansubs. So The Secret of Magic Island is no longer a secret! MuHAHAHAHAHA!
The Secret of Magic Island
The Secret of Magic Island is predated as a full film all animal production by the 1948 Bill and Coo, which featured a bird village.

The feathered residents of Chirpendale are terrorized by an evil black crow by the name of “The Black Menace”. But to the citizen’s rescue comes a brave young taxi puller named Bill!

Bill and Coo was made to showcase George Burton’s trained birds (aka Burton’s Birds). There were also a lot of all animal shorts, most famously was the Barkies – the all dog shorts from the 1930s. And let’s not forget the all monkey western The Lonesome Stranger! The Lonesome Stranger was part off the Speaking of Animals series, which began as educational shorts where the animals “talked” and evolved into actual stories. The most famous modern one is probably Milo & Otis, which was probably not fun for the animals involved at all. While searching around I found a whole pack of recent films, a few of which I will hopefully get copies of sooner than later.
The Secret of Magic Island

Per – A poet cousin of Ericson who is coming to town just in time to see the carnival. Also just in time to deal with the fallout of the Black Troll’s wand theft! Luckily, Per is a true hero and accepts this responsibility with ease. Per is the Swedish dub named for Saturnin, which also means Per is Dynamo Duck, secret agent. This must have been during his college years, when he was just a simple poet.
Maestro Ericson – A music teacher cat who is good friends with a magic fairy who leaves her wand under Ericson’s care. Maestro Ericson can’t resist hiding the wand in a special compartment of his piano that only opens when you play a specific song, and also showing off the code to his cousin Per and student Charlies. And unintentionally, the Black Troll. Goes on the quest to retrieve the wand, or at least most of it. The original French name for Ericson was Chassidou.
Charlie – Puppy student of Maestro Ericson, who seems to have all day music lessons. Which would make him a prodigy, I guess. Charlie is also a big fan of sweets, and easily fooled by fast-talking monkeys who wave piles of sweets in front of him. Charlie also owns up to what he does wrong and helps Per and Ericson after they rescue him. The original French name for Charlie was Chocolat.
Black Troll – Embittered monkey upset over his love failure and has vowed revenge against the world. Unfortunately, he exists in a time before he could write bad poetry on Facebook, and instead wants to destroy the town protected by the fairy that spurned him. Black Troll was known as Géninoir in the original French version.

The Secret of Magic Island