Wingnut Web – Dracula Defeated Islam Edition

Today’s Wingnut Web has lots of fun facts for you to learn that the LIBERAL SCHOOLS don’t want you to know. Did you know Dracula almost wiped out Islam? Did you know America was founded in 1770? Did you know the media was controlled by the Dark Lord of the Sith? Did you know Sarah Palin was propheted in the Bible? It’s all true! Don’t believe the Mainstream Media. Believe your friends on the internet! Would we lie to you? Okay, maybe that once about our weight loss diet pills. And the Nigerian Prince. Or the Acai berries. The Free Credit Reports. The viagra pills. The low percentage home loans. Basically, if anyone on the internet tells you anything, shoot them in the face.

Machodog shows how macho he is, being an internet tough guy and all. Next up he’ll post a photograph of his guns! (and he doesn’t get banned for this)

In the battle of Dracula vs. Islam, Resistnet sides with Dracula!

I’ll take Crazy Homeschoolers Who Don’t Know 1776 for $200, Alex!

More crazy lady for your enjoyment!

She sure whines a lot for complaining about whiners…

And then the entire theater applauded when I yelled at the guy who was talking through the movie…

DocFord, what are you doing being sensible? This is RESISTNET.COM, you are supposed to be crazy!

elvin stanley needs to stop drinking the gasoline

Crazy beautiful.

We harassed tour guides in Greece then went to Ukraine to get away from Commies…

The MSM is run by Darth Olberman and Sith Lord Maddow

Her idea involves living in a shack surrounded by the cops for 181 days after she shoots a census worker. And bonus wanting a handout for the land! Welfare Queen a-hoy!

Seriously…this plan…will end in death