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TarsTarkas.NET and the Lawsuit of Doom!

May 15, 2010By

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out
Finally got an email–

Wait, an email??? Uh-oh!

TarsTarkas.NET: Slander in your blog

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://tarstarkas.net from:
Michael Beckham

http://www.tarstarkas.net/2010/01/21/wingnut-web-dipping-into-the-militia-mail-bag/

I’m going to give you guys 1 week to dissolve this thread which specifically targets me, and slanders me as well. I have made screen shots of this blog to present to my attorney. This will be interesting to say the least. Please remove the thread, or I will file suit against you guys for posting FALSE accusations against me. I will also contact the attorney general in regards to this being on the internet. Bringing it across state lines via the internet makes this a federal issue. I’m asking nicely. Thank you

No, not slander!

Okay, fine, I’ll check it out. A quick look at the post in question shows that it is impossible for anyone to not realize statements made were jokes about Michael Beckham. Considering Michael Beckham was the one who went public and posted tons of information linking his name to child molestation charges, even if they aren’t true, then Michael Beckham shouldn’t be upset when people start Googling “Michael Beckham” and “child molester”. If I started to claim that I was made of maple syrup, people are going to google “Tars Tarkas maple syrup” and joke about it, and then I can’t sue them for “slander” because they’re believing it.

But maybe Beckham has a problem with some of the comments, in which case he should get a life. Several of them point out what kind of character Beckham is, others are posts of emails from the militia dudes Beckham is feuding with that seem to collaborate parts of what the others are saying. The rest is just the comments of the popcorn eaters enjoying the show.

Now, Micheal Beckham is a member of the Well Regulated Militias board (aka the WRAM guys) who were briefly our targets as they were involved in a bunch of infighting and filling up our inboxes with various conspiracy theories about how the government was infiltrating them and their infighting that caused the group to splinter into pieces. That’s what I get for joining random Ning sites advertised on Resistnet.com. Eventually, we got bored as more hilarious targets presented themselves, and left the WRAM guys to go play armyman in the woods with their toy guns.

Our mistake. We should have never stopped reporting on the goings on of the WRAM guys, because they are still hilarious! So expect more WRAM stuff soon.

So I guess TarsTarkas.NET will now be shut down by US Attorney General Eric Holder, and we’re all gonna get sued for slander. Which is awesome because even if we made actual charges designed to hurt Micheal Beckham’s reputation and not sarcastic jokes in response to his own broadcasting of his junior high school drama, it would be libel. Luckily, EFF.org has got our back, and as we are all brainwashed Obots Eric Holder is well aware of us and we are on his payroll. But now TarsTarkas.net has finally arrived and gotten a lawsuit threat, just as we’re about to announce the politics-only spinoff site Monday.

I have received no reply from Mr. Beckham when I told him no, but any updates will be reported. Until then, remember the knights templar. If anyone wants Eric Holder’s autograph when he comes to arrest me, let me know in the comments!

Dr Teeth

Runs this joint!

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6 Comments

  • stars15k

    May 15, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    LMAO!!!!!!!! Oooooooooo….you should be so scared! Obviously he needs to learn something about law as you point out. Taking “slander” across state lines? What does he think the internet is? Or a phone, for that matter. As so many times before, his proclamations of anything have never even once come to pass, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Once you catch your breath after laughing.
    I don’t think he is a member at WRAM anymore. I check that site myself, on the sly of course since I was “banned”, and haven’t seen anything from him in quite a while. Went to Texas to “bug out” away from whatever his paranoid delusion enemy was at the time. He has since bugged back in back to North Carolina, removed all his videos from YouTube pertaining to his past life and the whole internet dick-measuring contest he thought he was a part of (which he would have lost, I’m sure). He has NO sense of humor does he?
    Perhaps I should be worried, too. But I do not spread my info around so might be a bit hard to find. Even then, I have the original statements he made about my grand-daughter. Wonder what his attorney would think about sexual comments regarding a 5 year old girl?

    Too funny…..am watching The Hangover and someone just said something that about sums up Michael Beckham…”you are literally too stupid to insult.”

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  • stars15k

    May 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Tars, when I looked the first was about resources for the falsely accused of child sex abuse. Perhaps he found his lawyer there?

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  • Nordlicht

    May 23, 2010 at 10:10 am

    almost all of the problems that are ongoing with the WRAM forum come from within. Every decision that the administration makes has a vast effect on the forum itself, from not allowing other opinions to be heard to the “conquer all” mentality. Comparing notes and idea swapping were quickly abandon and replaced with a more forceful approach. Foolish decisions by terrible leaders lead to disastrous results.

    Child molestation is the sort of crime that would make even an aetheist think he was going to Hell,but the one who made such an issue of this is Michael Beckham himself.

    Yes, I agree that these people are both paranoid and delusional. Keep looking over your shoulders and thinking the world is going to come to a crashing halt, and don’t forget to check under the bed for the boogeyman.

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