Haiti, disasters, and people worse than monsters…

The recent Haitian earthquake is a disaster of epic proportions. It is simply awful. But, some people just say completely horrible things. I don’t understand these people. They must be mentally ill. Or just fucking crazy. In any event, even in the worst of times, you will always have a right wing jackoff saying horrible things on the internet. Welcome to reality! So after you’ve donated to the Red Cross, read up on some things that will make you lose faith in humanity. REMEMBER TO DONATE FIRST, because some of you might not have the stomach to afterwards. You have been warned.

I will start this out with something I have never been able to truthfully say: The crazy posts you will see here are in the minority, and actually had a few people calling them out for being so damn awful. Not many, and not all, but some.

Haiti is literally hell on Earth!
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CBS faked Katrina for the epic ratings!
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cripplecreek shows up enough on the Wingnut Web we should offer him a salary…
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Hispaniola, home of the Sith!
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George Obama doesn’t care about non-black people!
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HA! Five people died, it’s hilarious!
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Why doesn’t God Earthquake the hell out of the Middle East? Does God worship Islam?
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See, this is why I told you to donate to the Red Cross first. Because now you know all that money went to Obama’s pockets! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!! We got your money!
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God is really sort of a jerk…
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Haitians are the Original Welfare Queens!
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Haiti should just write a check to itself…
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This conspiracy of…something…totally proves Obama was born in Kenya!
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Haiti needs to bootstraps itself out of this earthquake.
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What the fuck?
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You can’t handle the secret horrors of Haitian Voodoo! I saw it on an episode of Heroes…
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I spit out my coffee in shock at your assertions that Haiti is a tragedy!
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Did hundreds of thousands of people die in that?
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As much fun as a few FR idiots are, you have to remember their inspiration has been screaming pretty much the same thing. First he bashes the island of Haiti:

After earthquake, Rush says Haiti produces “zilch, zero, nada,” asks when Obama will call for Aristide to be returned

Then he goes all racist on us!

Limbaugh: Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”

Granted, Pat Robertson probably has said the dumbest public comment when he said that the earthquake was because Haitians swore a pact to the devil.

But don’t worry, FreeRepublic, the worst comment I found about Haiti comes from our old favorite, ResistNet.com, where a guy actually wrote Haitian Earthquake fan-fiction to try to tickle your funny bone. leon lunsford is our Douchebag of the Day!
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Runs this joint!

One Comment

  • stars15k

    January 14, 2010 at 5:59 am

    I was shocked at Pat Robertson, until I remembered that just saying you have Christian values does not make you a Christian. I was at LiveLeak and was appalled by some comments there, as well. And they are usually the sanest forums I’ve found.
    Humanitarian aid is to benefit humans, and I believe that every one is a brother or sister. I also believe in the UN Rights of a Child declaration. (Here’s a link if you don’t know what I’m talking about:http://www.unicef.org/rightsite/files/uncrcchilldfriendlylanguage.pdf) For the children of Haiti, I’ll be giving $$. But not to the Red Cross, through my church. We have one of the best and quietest humanitarian relief organizations in the world. It is run continuously and does not use outside funding. We work with groups already in place in the location; in the Tsunami we worked with the Red Crescent, because the country was predominately Muslim. We also ask first what supplies are needed and send those goods, not money. This assures what is needed is there, not waiting to be bought or embezzled. We supply clean water AND water filtration to use what is there, food, shelter, and medical goods. I trust them.
    So, for the children of Haiti give, but give carefully.

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