Wingnut Web – Old Money Edition

The last time we checked in on Resistnet.com, a crazy lady was saying things. Wait, that’s every time we check in on Resistnet.com… Now they spoiled the intro! Don’t they know I have to write a whole paragraph here? I’m not made of money! (I’m actually made of sawdust and cinnamon!) Well, Resistnet.com is still resisting…something…by being racists, gun nuts, birthers, insane, and pretty much anything else from the bottom of the barrel of the conservative community. Isn’t PR Astroturf fun? And for the first time, we venture into the Resistnet chatroom to see what the Resistnet community talks about online when they are not talking to Chris Hanson. It isn’t pretty. So enjoy!

Negros, huh?
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dale henderson, secret ResistNet infiltrator!
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The Trilateral Commission, in association with Reverse Vampires, and Barack Muslim Hussein Hitler Obama, are conspiring to destroy Orly Taitz
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Socialism is offices that aren’t crappy and grocery stores giving discount cards. Welcome to USSA.
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Hey, Resistnet doesn’t like it much when you dis Dr. O. Expect to be banned!
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Will the military help Gun Avatar Guy (who has never been in the military) overthrow the “stuff”?
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The military is not living up to the high ideals of Gun Avatar Guy
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The military not saying they are going to kill Obama and overthrow the government proves they are going to kill Obama and overthrow the government, and thus save America!
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The military will totally take orders from some random yahoos with guns. No flaw in this plan at all.
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US out of Iroq!
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Lisa A. Jones thinks the instructions for instant soup are a dictator.
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The perfectly rational Resistnet.com!
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How can you have a Federal Prison when you have arrested the entire government?
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Oh, great, THIS lady.
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Wow, way to justify being a penniless, homeless transient as fighting the power…
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Gun Avatar Guy 2, here is your answer!
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You are about 9 years to late to start hating Bush now, sister!
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Glenn Beck, Icon of Liberalism!
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Thanks for a totally random and meaningless post, Trooper! Do you jack off nightly thinking of your insanely stupid plan to destroy the entire country because you hate CBS?
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Funny, that’s what everyone in Illinois says when they talk about you!
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Let’s see, a racist and a guy who can’t spell complaining about immigrants. That’s Resistnet.com!
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Because liberals are aware of the hundreds of years people referred to Africans as Monkeys, they are the REAL racists!
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Let’s call black guys “Boy”!
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George and Pat Wilkins (pick a name, transsexual!) launch a perfectly good plan to destroy the country the love so much. Oh, wait, they love a totally different country that amazingly enough tried to destroy this country. That is Resistnet.com!
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Government made the Swine Flu! They also made that guy pretend his son was on a balloon.
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Blacks will riot in our crazy impeachment fantasies, giving us just cause to gun down black people all day long!
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Thought I was exaggerating on that last quip? You are so wrong!
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Rep Luis Gutiérrez was born in Illinois and is Puerto Rican, but don’t let facts get in the way of your lies, Guy Who Looks Like A Drunk Donald Sutherland!
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Christian Soldiers practice shooting Government Agents all day long. It is like Jesus said “Suffer the little children, and make the Government Agents suffer! Kill kill kill!” Luke 23:12-13
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This is the bestest idea in the entire world and even the entire galaxy! Even Mario Galaxy!
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Runs this joint!

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