Wingnut Web – Resistnet Will Kill Their Families Edition

With the march on DC on 9/12 coming up, Resistnet.com has gotten to hootin’ and hollarin’ and making a big ruckus, filling their boards with posts that make schoolchildren cry. We got conspiracies, more conspiracies, birthers, Secret Service visits, keyboard warriors, and civil war fantasies. All topped off with one of the worst posts ever. It will even get nuttier when 9/12 accomplishes absolutely nothing, so this is only the beginning. Excuse me while I remember the Knights Templar and then give these posts “the treatment”

Preacher shoots for a gold star by combining the Food Shortage Conspiracy Theory with the Swine Flu is Fake Conspiracy Theory into a Super Conspiracy of Dumb.

If I see that “TarsTarkus” I will kick his butt!

People who know stuff are horrible monsters!

Harvard made my cousin GAY! Now she does Social Work! The horror…

Uh, DJ, that IS Capitalism at its finest! But way to promote Progressive, Liberal REGULATIONS against monopolies! It’s the kind of thing some intellectual might do…

I think DJ sees Russians everywhere, even in her alphabet soup!

Anything I say about this post will not be as funny as the post itself

DJ can’t wait to rub Kenyan birth certificates in every RUSSIAN INTELLECTUALS face

I would love it if Will Smith came to my house…

I hope Sandy Smith really thinks Barack Obama dodged the draft in junior high.

Yes, my mom always said that to me…

No one on Resistnet knows anything at all about lawyering (it is all INTELLECTUAL stuff)

Standard procedure was a small win! Today Orly had a small win because the light at the intersection turned green!

Ah, the magical powers of self-delusion…

Gun Avatar guy will probably be speaking a different tune when Orly loses again

OR the case gets laughed out of court

Is that anything like Order 66? Is Obama going to kill all the Jedi?

Hillary is killing people in Kenya now? Jedi Kenyans?

Oh, no! Someone from Resistnet got a Secret Service visit? Shocking!

Wait, I thought everyone defended the CIA from the evil liberals…

Not just the sheriff, the High Sheriff

Wait, DJ got a visit as well? I would have never guessed…

Yeah, THAT will hold up…

I don’t remember the Bible mentioning American Conservative Websites, but whatever

Yeah, right, Skip Foss. If a cop talked to you, you would pee your pants.

And finally, Cynthia Gialluca posts a long, LONG story where basically she discovers her moderate mother has switched sides and voted for Obama and is pro-health care reform. This leads to a huge fight where her and her husband bring up all sorts of debunked lies. Cynthia then posts this later:

Yes, Cynthia Gialluca is fantasizing about killing her mother. This is one of the worst posts ever on Resistnet.com. That is the Republican base right now.