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Angel Enforcers
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Angel Enforcers (Review)

November 9, 2008By

Angel Enforcers

aka Wong ga fei fung

1989
Directed by Hoh Chi Mau (probably Godfrey Ho)

Another in the long line of female action movies from Hong Kong, this uses the Angel name in its title despite being unrelated to Angel. The 1989 release date puts it near the beginnings of the movement, so it was released before the genre became fully saturated and the public moved on to different interests. That doesn’t mean it is a good film, but it is entertaining, lots of people end up getting shot, and main characters don’t even make it through the end of the film! What is weird is the film seems billed as a group of four female cops, but two of them have roles that are less substantial than minor characters in the film. It is what we would call “crazy”. The film is directed by Hoh Chi Mau, but this is the only film he is listed as directing, and on the dubbed trailer Godfrey Ho is listed as director(!) so this is probably just another of his pseudonyms. Previous Godfrey Ho encounters on TarsTarkas.NET include Robo Vampire (since proved NOT Godrey Ho), Catman in Lethal Track, Catman in Boxers Blow, and Deadly Target; so you can see why we are not too pleased to run into him again. Keep in mind that sometimes Godfrey Ho’s name showed up as director of films he didn’t do after Joseph Lai’s company released them (one noticeable example is Wolf Devil Woman, really directed by Pearl Cheung Ling.) Angel Enforcers is supposed to be out on DVD, but all we have is a subtitled, tore up VHS (and as those DVDs are just sourced from VHS, so we aren’t that far behind in quality) so that’s what we got screencaps from. Heck, maybe I’ll upgrade to Laserdisc next! The Inaccurate Movie DataBase is all over the map on the cast listing here, throwing in all sorts of actors and actresses that are nowhere near this film. But that’s what happens when you let the general public edit things. Enough complaining, we must get with the non-stop Hong Kong action! Cops shooting, criminals being evil, people dying, and women kicking butt!

First let’s meet our characters….

Yvonne (Sharon Yeung Pan Pan) – The main character does the best stunts, including unrealistic jump work during gun battles, and falling off of moving cars. When her partner is killed, she goes for revenge. Pan Pan Yeung starred in many action films through the mid-1990s, and was also seen here in Deadly Target
Marianne (Aan Lee) – Female cop and a real Angel Enforcer. Partner and friend of Yvonne, and committed to justice. Shoots Lethal Weapon 1, thus inspiring Lethal Weapon 2 to try to kill her. Is the daughter of police officer Uncle Dan and has a sister named Winnie. All three of them get exploded at various parts of the film.
Lethal Weapon 2 (Dick Wei) – Partner of Lethal Weapon 1, LW2 doesn’t get a name during the entire film! What the heck, as he is the main villain! That’s lame. LW2 is on a vendetta against Marianne for killing Lethal Weapon 1, despite Mr. Big trying to make him wait for things to cool down a bit before seeking revenge.
Lethal Weapon 1 /Larry (Phillip Ko) – One of the two hired guns recruited by Mr. Big to kill undercover cop Ben, LW1 tries to do the job himself to protect his partner and ends up getting killed, inspiring Lethal Weapon 2 to seek revenge. Prolific actor Phillip Ko was also seen here in Deadly Target
Mr. Big (Ha Chi Chun)- Mr. Big is the mastermind of crime in Hong Kong. Mr. Big is also a girl! There is a bird skeleton on Mr. Big’s desk, which probably is an interesting story in itself, and adds to the character’s charm. Ha Chi Chun is also known as Ha Chia Ling or Ha Chi-Jan depending on which translation you use, and is probably best known for being in Erotic Ghost Story.
Topless white girl (???) – She’s white, she’s topless, she mixes drinks with her breasts, and she invites gay porn stars to rape local businessmen. She’s an Angel Enforcer of her own, except she’s enforcing evil!
Cop girl 3 (Chiu Wai-Ling) – Member of the Angel Enforcer B Squad, Cop Girl 3 gets no real name (except one spelled out in Chinese characters that I can’t read) and is barely in the film after the opening scene, until returning for the ending. Absolutely nothing interesting about her.
Cop girl 4 (Kitty Meng Chui) – Member of the Angel Enforcer B Squad, Cop Girl 4 gets no real name (except one spelled out in Chinese characters that I can’t read) and is barely in the film after the opening scene, until returning for the ending. And a random fight in the park. Absolutely nothing interesting about her.
String Bean Sodomist (???) – One of the “blue movie stars from Hollywood” called in to ravage Mr. Cho. Looks like someone excavated his body, leaving only a skeleton. His hair has seemed to have slipped off the top of his head and is hanging on in beard form. Mr. Cho is never seen again after encountering String Bean Sodomist and his black partner, one can only assume the three moved to the Bay Area to settle.

Girl vs Monster
InMovie News

Putting the B in Bollywood

November 7, 2008By

Even Bollywood has films that people are embarrassed about. Talk to many movie vendors, and they will deny that these movies even exist. But they do. When you think Bollywood horror, you usually think Ramsay Brothers. But they are not the only ones who make films in that genre, by far. Low budget horror has a home in Bollywood, but it is not filled with good films. At times, horror becomes a substitute for sexual release, especially in an area with such high instances of censorship. This list is intended to be mainly science fiction and horror films, I am well aware there is a large list of Bollywood action films that would fit right in this category. Maybe one day there will be time to sort through all of those, but I doubt it. At least the films where women are shooting up things, as that is much more rare in India.

These films look like they might have some fun parts, even the ones who are undoubtedly ineptly made with terrible effects, that probably adds to the charms. As long as things are happening, it keeps it from getting boring and dragged down. I got a hold of a few of these, but there are far too many for one person to handle by himself, especially since I have crap from throughout the world to watch as well. Perhaps we need a United Federation of Worldwide Crapwatchers! Okay, maybe a better club name is needed.

And maybe I’ll punch up this intro, which is currently fueled by NyQuil, caffeine, and Tylenol Cold. Like all good term papers.

Here is a nice article talking about Bollywood B-grade films
The Creepy Side of Bollywood has some reviews
This German site seems to have reviewed almost every Bollywood film ever. But in German, so it is useless to me, except the photos.

Many of these films are available at Induna.com

This is intended to be an ever-expanding page (i.e. when I find more Bollywood horror/scifi I’ll add more movies) so if you know of films or sites, add a link in the comments!

Let’s look at some:

100 Days (1991)
100 Days
Cast: Jackie Shroff, Madhuri Dixit, Javed Jaffrey, Moon Moon Sen, Laxmikant Berde, Sabeeha, Ajit Vachani, Neelam Mehra
Director: Partho Ghosh

Aadamkhor Daayan (2001)
Aadamkhor Dayaan
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Rana Jung Bahadur, Vinod Tripathi, Birbal, Mohan Joshi
Director: K I Sheikh

Aadamkhor Haseena (2002)
Aadamkhor Haseena
Cast: Amit Pachori, Poonam Dasgupta, Joginder, Raza Murad
Director: Joginder

Aage Maut Peechey Maut (2001)
Aage Maut Peechey Maut
Director: A T Joy

Aakhri Cheekh (1991)
Aakhri Cheekh
Cast: Javed Khan, Sripradha, Poonam Dasgupta, Anil Dhawan, Neelam Mehra, Vijay Arora, Rajendra Nath, Deepak Parashar
Director: Kiran Ramsay
Is that a Cardassian Vampire?

Aakhir Kaun Thi Woh (2002)
Aakhir Kaun Thi
Cast: Raj Babbar, Raza Murad, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Sripradha, Junior Mehmood
Director: Bapu

Aatma (2006)
Aatma
Cast: Kapil Jhaveri, Neha, Vikram Singh, Amriena, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Sikander Kharbanda
Director: Deepak Ramsay
Producer: Tulsi Ramsay

Ajooba Kudrat Ka (1991)
ajooba kudrat ka
Cast: Hemant Birje, Manjeet Kullar, Deepak Parashar, Shagufta Ali, Anil Dhawan
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
Music Director: Ajit Singh
See more info here

Amavas Ki Raat (1990)
Amavas Ki Raat
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Javed Khan, Kunika, Jagdeep
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Andhera (1975) aka The Darkness
andhera
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Helen, Vani Ganpati, Seema Kapoor, Satyendra Kapoor, Kuku Kohli
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Andheri Raton Mein (2000)
Andheri Raton Mein
Cast: Moon Moon Sen, Mohan Joshi, Anil Nagrath, Rajni Chandra
Director: Anil Dhanda

Badla:The Revenge (2005)
Badla: The Revenge
Cast: Ramesh Goyal
Director: Rana Jaiswal

Banglow No 666 (1999)
Banglow No 666
Cast: Disco Shanti
Director: P Chandrakumar
Hey, that rabbit looks familiar…

Bandh Darwaza (aka The Closed Door) (1990)
Bandh Darwaza
Cast: Hashmat Khan, Manjeet Kullar, Kunika, Satish Kaul, Aruna Irani, Raza Murad, Vijayendra, Anirudh, Johnny Lever
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another Ramsay Brothers film, this one is on Mondo Macabro’s Bollywood Horror Collection Vol. 1 DVD.

Barah Saal Baad (????)
Barah Saal Baad
Cast: Bhanupriya, Nutan Prasad
Director: N B Chakraborty

Bees Saal Baad (1988)
bees saal baad
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Dimple Kapadia, Meenakshi Sheshadri, Anupam Kher, Jagdeep, Aruna Irani, Om Prakash, Shiva Rindani, Amjad Khan, Jankidas, Pinchoo Kapoor, Vinod Mehra, Tej Sapru, Jayshree T
Director: Rajkumar Kohli

Bhago Bhoot Aayaa (1985)
Bhago Bhoot Aayaa
Cast: Ashok Kumar, Deven Verma, Kaajal Kiran, Aruna Irani, Prema Narayan, Shakti Kapoor
Director: Krishna Naidu

Bhayaanak (1979)
Bhayaanak
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Ranjeeta
Director: S U Syed

Bhayanak Bhootani (2001)
bhayanak bhootani
Director: Baby
Music Director: Raj-Koti

Bhayaanak Mahal (1988)
Bhayaanak
Director: Baby
Baby???

Bhayaanak Panjaa (1996)
Bhayaanak
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Gajendra Chouhan, Tina Ghai, Sripradha, Bharat Kapoor
Director: R Mittal

Bhoot (2003) aka Ghost
Bhoot
Cast: Ajay Devgan, Urmila Matondkar, Nana Patekar, Rekha, Fardeen Khan, Victor Banerjee, Seema Biswas, Tanuja, Peeya Rai Chowdhary
Director: Ram Gopal Verma
A review of this film is here

Bhoot Haveli(????)
Bhoot Haveli

Bhoot Hi Bhoot (????)
bhoot hi bhoot

Bhoot Ke Pechhe Bhoot (2003)
Bhoot Ke Bhoot
Cast: Sapna, Satnam Kaur, Hemant Birje, Imran Khan, Pinky Chinoy
Director: Kishan Shah

Bhootni (1999)
Bhootni
Cast: Sheeba, Kiran Kumar, Johnny Lever, Raza Murad
Director: Israr Ahmed

Bhooton Ka Mahal
Bhooton Ka Mahal
No information about this film!

Bhootraaj (2000)
Bhootraaj
Cast: Raza Murad, Poonam Dasgupta, Kiran Kumar, Shakti Kapoor, Anil Nagrath, Goga Kapoor
Director: Jitendra Chawda

C U at 9 (2005)
C U at 9
Cast: Shweta Konnur, Isaiah
Director: Marlon Rodrigues
We reviewed it here, it stinks!

Chandaal Atma (1999)
Chandael Atma
Cast: Sudhir, Anil Nagrath, Mac Mohan, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: S R Pratap
I didn’t know Two-Face was making films in India…

Chandani Bani Chudail (2001)
Chandani
Cast: Rakesh Pandey, Anil Dhawan
Director: R Mittal

Cheekh (1985)
Cheekh
Cast: Javed Khan, Dipika, Madan Puri, Raza Murad, Madhu Malhotra, Amala, Neelam Mehra
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Chehra Maut Ka (2001)
chehra maut ka
Cast: Bhavna Rathod, Birbal, Kiran Kumar, Mac Mohan
Director: Inder Kumar Gupta

Chehre Ke Peechey (2000)
Chehre Ke Peechey
Cast: Poonam Dasgupta, Raza Murad, Sudhir
Director: Pappu Sharma

Chehre Pe Chehra (1981)
Chehre pe chehra
Cast: Rekha, Shatrughan Sinha, Sulakshana Pandit, Vinod Mehra, Sanjeev Kumar, Amol Palekar, Suresh Chatwal, Shreeram Lagoo, Rajni Sharma, Iftekhar, Amjad Khan, Shetty
Director: Raj Mehra

Chudail Ka Badla (2005)
CHUDAIL KA BADLA
Director: P Alagar

Chudail No. 1 (1999)
Chudail No. 1
Cast: Raj Kiran, Ishrat Ali, Razak Khan, Dinesh Hingoo
Director: R Kumar

Daayan (1998)
Daayan
Cast: Raj Kiran, Shakti Kapoor, Rajesh Puri, Jyoti Rana
Director: Dharam

Dafan (2001)
dafan
Cast: Amit Pachori, Anil Nagrath, Poonam Dasgupta, Mohan Joshi, Raza Murad
Director: Jitendra Chawda

Dahshat (1981)
Dahshat
Cast: Navin Nischol, Sarika, Om Shivpuri, Nadira, Narendra Nath, Pinchoo Kapoor, Dev Kumar, Ramesh Deo, Jayshree T, Bharat Bhushan, Agha, Madan Puri, Chand Usmani, Birbal, Gajanan Jagirdar, Keshu Ramsay
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
Another Ramsay Brothers film!

Dahshat (2000)
dahshat
Cast: Vrajesh Hirjee, Adi Irani, Mohan Joshi, Razak Khan, Amar Upadhyaya
Director: Sailesh Konchady
Music Director: Deepak Anandji

Dak Bangla (1987) aka Rest House
Dak Bangla
Cast: Rajan Sippy, Mazhar Khan, Sujit, Leena Das, Rajendra Nath, Preeti Ganguli, Imtiaz Khan, Marc Zuber, Ranjeet, Mushtaq Merchant
Director: Keshu Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Darawani Haveli (1997)
Darawani Haveli
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Goga Kapoor
Director: Rakesh Sinha

Darling (2007)
darling
Cast: Fardeen Khan, Esha Deol, Isha Koppikar, Nisha Kothari, Upendra Limaye, Zakir Hussain
Director: Ram Gopal Verma

Darna Mana Hai (2003)
darna mana hai
Cast: Vivek Oberoi, Aaftab Shivdasani, Nana Patekar, Saif Ali Khan, Sohail Khan, Sameera Reddy, Antara Mali, Isha Koppikar, Shilpa Shetty, Boman Irani, Raghuvir Yadav, Rajpal Yadav, Sanjay Kapoor, Sushant Singh, Revathi, Gaurav Kapoor, Peeya Rai Chowdhary, Shweta Konnur
Director: Prawal Raman

Darwaza (1978) aka The Door
Darwaza
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Imtiaz Khan, Anju Mahendru, Shakti Kapoor, Krishan Dhawan, Trilok Kapoor, Bhagwan, Shyamalee
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Darwaza (2002)
darwaza
Cast: Arun Mathur, Anil Nagrath, Amit Pachori, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah
A review in German

Dhund: The Fog (2003)
dhund
Cast: Amar Upadhyaya, Aditi Govitrikar, Apoorva Agnihotri, Divya Palat, Irfan Khan, Mukesh Tiwari, Shweta Menon, Tom Alter, Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Vivek Vaswani, Dinesh Kaushik
Director: Shyam Ramsay
Basically a remake of I Know What You Did Last Summer

Do Gaz Zameen Ke Neeche (1972)
do gaz zameen ke neeche
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Helen, Dhumal, Satyendra Kapoor
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
More Ramsay Brothers!

Dracula (1999)
Dracula
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Kiran Kumar, Sadashiv Amrapurkar
Director: Teerat Singh

Dulhan Bani Daayan (1999)
DULHAN BANI DAAYAN
Cast: Prithvi Zutshi, Birbal, Yunus Parvez
Director: Dinesh K Thakkar

Ek Aur Khoon (1985)
Ek Aur Khoon
Director: Ramesh Bedi

Ek Nanhi Munni Ladki Thi (1970)
Ek Nanhi Munni Ladki Thi
Cast: Prithviraj Kapoor, Shatrughan Sinha, Mumtaz, Fearless Nadia, Jayant, Laxmi Chhaya
Director: Vishram Bedekar

Ek Paheli (1971)
ek paheli
Cast: Feroz Khan, Tanuja, Madan Puri, Sanjeev Kumar, Aruna Irani, Bipin Gupta, Manohar Deepak, Tun Tun, Rajendra Nath, Jeevan, Uma Khosla, B M Vyas
Director: Naresh Kumar

Ek Raat: Shock (2005)
ek raat shock
Director: Sunil Kumar Desai
Music Director: Guna Singh

Ek Raat Shaitan Ke Saath (2004)
ek raat shaitan ke
ek raat
Cast: Sapna, Rajesh Sabharwal, Mac Mohan, Birbal, Anil Nagrath, Vinod Tripathi
Director: B K Malhotra
The cover of this reminds me of Shaitani Dracula
A Review is here

Fear (2007)
fear
Cast: Kiran Juneja, Vishwaas Paandya, Ameet M Gaurr, Aditya Ralkar
Director: Vikram Bhatt

Fear is the story of a woman who no longer knows who she is. She is rescued by a man who is drawn towards her, who wants to protect her. But her past surfaces, as she begins to be haunted by a mysterious, supernatural spirit. Her terror increases as the spirit returns with more force and more venom each time. Terrifyingly, she doesn’t even know why, since she has lost access to her own past. As Fear unravels her twisted mind, it spins through webs of deceit, passion & intrigue and puts lives at risk in the process. With each petrifying turn, strange characters are revealed, hidden truths are uncovered and shocking revelations are made. Are you ready to face your deepest, darkest Fear?

Gehrayee (1980)
Gehrayee
Cast: Shreeram Lagoo, Anant Nag, Padmini Kolhapure, Rita Bhaduri, Amrish Puri, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: Vikas Desai, Aruna Raje

Ghutan (2007)
Ghutan
Cast: Aryan Vaid, Heena Rehman, Tarun Arora, Gufi Paintal, Shahbaaz Khan
Director: Shyam Ramsay
Review at The Horror!?

Guest House (1999)
Guest House
Director: P G Rajomohan

Gumnaam (1965) aka Nameless
gumnaam1
Cast: Nanda, Manoj (= Manoj Kumar), Pran, Helen, Mehmood, Dhumal, Madan Puri, Tarun Bose, Manmohan, Naina, Hiralal, Laxmi Chhaya
Director: Raja Nawathe
This is the famous Gumnaam from Ghost World
A review is here
Another is here
Since I have a copy, maybe I should get around to watching it…

Gumnaam (2005)
gumnaam
Cast: Tanya Oberoi, Hemant Birje, Sapna, Amit Pachori
Director: Dilip Gulati
This is not the famous Gumnaam from Ghost World

Hai Kaun Woh? (1991)
Hai Kaun Woh?
Cast: Neeta Puri, Mohan Joshi, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Mac Mohan, Bharat Kapoor, Ramesh Deo, Guddi Maruti, Deepak Parashar
Director: Rakesh Kakaria

Haiwan (1998)
Haiwan (1998)
Cast: Silk Smitha
Director: V Prabhakar

Haveli Ke Peeche (1999)
Haveli Ke Peeche
Cast: Sohail Khan, Satnam Kaur
Director: Vijay Chauhan

Hawa (2003)
Hawa
Cast: Tabu, Shahbaaz Khan, Suresh Chatwal, Avtar Gill, Vishwajeet Pradhan, Grusha Kapoor
Director: Guddu Dhanoa

Ho Sakta Hai (2006)
ho sakta hai
Cast: Victor Banerjee, Khalid, Mohini, Dharmik, Mukesh Tiwari
Director: Wilson Louis

Hotel (1981)
Hotel
Cast: Navin Nischol, Rakesh Roshan, Bindiya Goswami, Prema Narayan, Ranjeet, Pinchoo Kapoor, Rajendra Nath, Leena Das
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another film by the Ramsay Brothers
A review is here

House No 13 (1991)
house number 13
Cast: Salim Fateh, Leena Nair, Baby Vijaya, Anil Dhawan, Rita Bhaduri, Sharat Saxena, Syed Mustafa, Varalakshmi
Director: Baby

Ichhadhari Shaitaan (2000)
Ichhadhari Shaitaan
Director: Anil Naidu

Intquam Ke Sholay (1995)
Intquam Ke Sholay
Cast: Javed Khan, Sripradha, Johnny Lever, Jagdeep, Raza Murad, Goga Kapoor
Director: Jagdish Gautam

Jaani Dushman (1979)
Director: Rajkumar Kohli
A werewolf movie
Read the review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani (2002)
Cast: Manisha Koirala, Sunny Deol, Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty, Arman Kohli, Raj Babbar, Aftab Shivdasani, Rajat Bedi, Sharad S. Kapoor, Ali Khan, Shahbaaz Khan, Johnny Lever,
Director: Raj Kumar Kohli
I read the review at Teleport City, and still don’t know WTF!

Jab Andhera Hota Hai (1974)
Jab Andhera Hota Hai
Cast: Prema Narayan, Jalal Agha, Helen, Madan Puri, Prem Chopra, Vikram
Director: Deepak Bahry

Jadoo Tona (????)
Jadoo Tona
Cast: Mohan Joshi, Satnam Kaur
Director: Kishan Shah
Nice to see Emperor Palpatine in another film..

Jadu Tona (1977)
JADU TONA
Cast: Feroz Khan, Reena Roy, Prem Chopra, Prem Nath, Ashok Kumar
Director: Ravikant Nagaich

Jinda Laash (1986) aka Zinda Laash??? aka The Living Corspe
Jinda Laash
Cast: Sarika, Aakash, Puneet Issar, Mac Mohan, Jankidas, Mohan Chotti, Birbal, Guddi Maruti, Yunus Parvez
Director: Manmohan Sabir

Kaala Mandir (2000)
Kaala mandir
Cast: Javed Khan, Neelam Sagar, Neelima Azim, Neelam Mehra, Suresh Oberoi, Sudhir, Shakti Kapoor, Kishore Anand Bhanushali
Director: Hemant Kamal

Kabrastan (1988)
Kabrastan
kabrastan
Cast: Hemant Birje, Javed Khan, Raza Murad, Kunika, Amjad Khan, Jagdeep, Huma Khan, Rana Jung Bahadur
Director: Mohan Bhakri
A review is here

Kabrastan (2000)
Kabrastan
Director: Ramesh Lakhiani

Kafan (1990)
kafan
Cast: Tina Ghai, Jamuna, Huma Khan, Viju Khote, Johnny Lever, Mac Mohan, Raza Murad
Director: Dhirendra Bohra

Khofnaak Mahal (1998)
Khofnaak Mahal
Cast: Javed Khan, Seema Vaz, Raza Murad
Director: Sushil Vyas

Khoon Ki Pyaasi Daayan(1998)
Khoon ki pyassi daayan
Cast: Sonali, Rajiv Raj,
A review of this marvelous film is here

Khooni (2004)
Khooni
Cast: Amit Pachori, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah

Khooni Aankhe (1988)
khooni aankhe
Director: Baby

Khooni Bister (2001)
Khooni Bister
Cast: Raza Murad, Anil Nagrath, Birbal
Director: Tilak Raj

Khooni Ilaaka (1999)
Khooni
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Sapna, Raj Premi, Shabnam
Director: Teerat Singh
This may be the “Dracula” film from above, or related to it somehow.

Khooni Jaljala (2001)
khooni jaljala
Director: Hriday Shankar

Khooni Mahal (1987)
Khooni Mahal
Cast: Raj Kiran, Neelam Mehra, Shoma Anand, Javed Khan, Jagdeep, Huma Khan, Raza Murad, Gorilla, Shiva Rindani, Anu Dhawan
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Khooni Murda (1990)
Khooni Murda
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Javed Khan, Sripradha, Puneet Issar, Huma Khan, Tina Ghai, Kiran Kumar
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Khooni Panja (1991)
Khooni Panja
Cast: Javed Khan, Sargam, Rita Bhaduri, Anil Dhawan, Mac Mohan, Jagdeep, Seema Vaz
Director: Vinod Talwar
A review is here

Khooni Raat (2004)
Khooni Raat
Director: Gyanendra Choudhry

Khooni Tantrik (2001)
Khooni Tantrik
Cast: Poonam Dasgupta
Director: Teerat Singh

Khoonkhar Darinde
Khoonkhar Darinde
Cast: Sapna, Vinod Tripathi, Shiva, Joginder, Deepak Shirke, Shakti Kapoor
Director: Teerat Singh
Is that a dude in a Lion costume???

Krishna Cottage (2004)
KRISHNA COTTAGE
Cast: Sohail Khan, Isha Koppikar, Rati Agnihotri, Vrajesh Hirjee, Hiten Tejwani, Anita Hassandani, Divya Palat, Zutshi
Director: Santram Varma

Ladies Hostel (1990)
Ladies Hostel
Music Director: Sonik Omi

Laash (1998)
Laash
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Asha Varma, Kirti Rawal, Lalita Pawar, Rajendra Nath, Rakesh Bedi, Sonika Gill, Yunus Parvez
Director: K Mansukhlal

Maaya Ka Saaya (???)
Maaya Ka Saaya
No information about this film

Mahakaal (1993) aka Time of Death
mahakal
Cast: Archana Puran Singh, Karan Shah, Reema Lagoo, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Johnny Lever, Sunil Dhawan
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Hey, a review of this film is here!

Mahal (2002)
Mahal
Cast: Sohail Khan, Anil Nagrath
Director: Anand Prakash

Main Phir Aaoongi (1998)
Main Phir Aaoongi
Cast: Harish Patel, Manish Wadhwa, Paintal, Kiran Kumar
Director: K I Sheikh

Mangalsutra (1981)
Mangalsutra
Cast: Rekha, Anant Nag, Om Shivpuri, Madan Puri, Shashi Puri, Jagdeep, Rajendra Nath, Prema Narayan, Jayshree T, Meena T, Kesto Mukherjee, Chand Usmani, Guddi Maruti, Asit Sen
Director: B Vijay

Maut (1998)
Maut
Cast: Sapna, Harish Patel, Poonam Dasgupta, Gulshan Rana, Arun Mathur
Director: Jeetu

Maut Ka Khel (2001)
Maut Ka Khel
Cast: Harish Patel, Kiran Kumar, Asrani, Abhay Bhargav, Sudhir
Director: Rakesh Sawant

Maut Ke Peche Maut (2003)
Maut Ke Peche Maut
Cast: Hemant Birje, Amit Pachori, Sapna
Director: Kishan Shah

Maut Ki Dahshat (2004)
Maut Ki Dahshat
Cast: Rajesh Sabharwal, Poonam Dasgupta
Director: J Neelam

Milap (1974)
Cast: Reena Roy, Danny Dezongpa, Shatrughan Sinha
Directed by Brij Bhooshan
Review at Die, Danger, Die Die, Kill!
another snake lady movie

Nagin (1976)
Cast: Sunil Dutt, Feroz Khan, Reena Roy
A snake lady film
Review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Naina (2005)
Naina
Cast: Urmila Matondkar, Anuj Sawhney, Amardeep Jha, Kamini Khanna
Director: Shripal Morakhia

Nayee Raat Nayee Baat (????)
Nayee Raat Nayee Baat
Music Director: Sonik Omi

Panch Fauladi (1988)
Panch Fauladi
Cast: Raj Babbar, Anita Raaj, Salma Agha, Hemant Birje, Dara Singh, Javed Khan, Neelam Mehra, Madhu Malhotra, Huma Khan, Birbal, Bob Christo, Seema Deo, Sonika Gill, Satish Kaul, Amjad Khan, Ram Mohan, Raza Murad, Joginder Shelly
Director: Mohan Bhakri
Look at all those guys with guns. Obviously a romantic comedy!

Papi Gudia (1996)
papi gudia
Cast: Avinash Wadhavan, Karisma Kapoor, Tinnu Anand, Shakti Kapoor, Poonam Dasgupta, Vikas Anand
Director: Lawrence D’Souza
This is a Bollywood version of Child’s Play!

Bollywood pro Lawrence D’Souza directs this creepy, oddball horror film, about an evil black magician (Shakti Kapoor) who transfers his powers to a doll, intending to eventually switch his spirit … Full Descriptioninto the body of the innocent boy who owns it. He frames the child for a series of increasingly brutal murders, and it falls to the boy’s brave sister, Karisma (Karisma Kapoor), to rescue her brother from both the evil toy and the police–including her ex-boyfriend (Avinash Wadhavan)

Review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Phir Ayegi Woh Raat (2001)
Phir Ategi Woh Raat
Cast: Raza Murad, Anil Nagrath, Mac Mohan
Director: Tej Saran

Phir Wahi Raat (1980)
Phir Wahi Raat
Cast: Rajesh Khanna, Danny Denzongpa, Aruna Irani, Bhagwan, Mohan Chotti, A K Hangal, Jagdeep, Shubha Khote, Kim, Lalita Kumari, Manmauji, Mukri, Suresh Oberoi, Lalita Pawar, Shashikala
Director: Danny Denzongpa

Purani Haveli (1989)
Purani Haveli
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Preeti Sapru, Narendra Nath, Anil Dhawan, Vijay Arora, Pinchoo Kapoor, Leela Mishra, Bhushan Tiwari, Tina Ghai, Satish Shah, Shyamalee, Amita Nangia, Tej Sapru
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Purani Kabar (1998)
purani kabar
Cast: Mohan Joshi
Director: K I Sheikh

Purana Mandir (1984)
Purana Mandir
Cast: Mohnish Behl, Arti Gupta, Puneet Issar, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Jagdeep, Ajay Agarwal, Pradeep Kumar, Rajendra Nath, Lalita Pawar, Dheeraj Kumar, Ashalata
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Pyaasa Haiwan (2003)
Pyaasa Haiwan
Cast: Sapna, Tina, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah

Pyaasi Atma (1988)
Pyaasi Atma
Director: A K Misra

Pyasa Darinda (????)
pyasa darinda
Director: Asha Khan

Pyasa Shaitan (1984)
PYASA SHAITAN
Cast: Kamal Hasan, Joginder, Madhu Malhotra
Director: Joginder

Pyasi Atma (1998)
pyasi atma
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Manvi Goswami, Dinesh Hingoo, Jai Thakur
Director: P Chandrakumar

Pyasi Chudail (????)
pyasi chudail

Qatil Chandalini (1999)
Qatil Chandalini
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Mac Mohan, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: Rajan Lyallpuri

Raat Ke Andhere Mein (1987)
raat ke andhere mein
Cast: Javed Khan, Mazhar Khan, Imtiaz Khan
Director: Vinod Talwar

Roohani Taaqat (1991)
Roohani Taaqat
Cast: Jagdeep, Javed Khan, Kiran Kumar, Gurdas Mann, Sripradha
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Saamri (1985)
Saamri
Cast: Asha Sachdev, Puneet Issar, Jagdeep, Gulshan Grover, Prem Chopra, Arti Gupta, Ajay Agarwal, Rajan Sippy, Huma Khan, Jack Gaud
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another film by the Ramsay Brothers

Saat Saal Baad (1987)
Saat Saal Baad
Cast: Suresh Oberoi, Sharmila Tagore, Navin Nischol, Javed Khan, Huma Khan, Mayur, Javed Jaffrey, Chandrashekhar, Roma Manik, Farha, Prema Narayan, Sushant Ray
Director: S U Syed

Saaya (2003)
Saaya
Cast: John Abraham, Tara Sharma, Zohra Sehgal, Zutshi, Mahima Chaudhry, Rana Jung Bahadur, Vishwajeet Pradhan, Harsh Chhaya
Director: Anurag Basu

Saaya Kali Raat Mein (2001)
Saaya Kali Raat Mein
Cast: Raza Murad, Ramesh Goyal
Director: Mehmood Khan

Saboot (1980)
Saboot
Cast: Vidya Sinha, Kaajal Kiran, Navin Nischol, Prem Chopra, Trilok Kapoor, Padma Khanna, Vinod Mehra, Rajendra Nath, Om Shivpuri, Mohan Chotti, Maruti, Sudhir Dalvi, Mohan Sherry
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Sadhu Aur Shaitan (????)
Sadhu Aur Shaitan
Director: Kareem

Sar Kati Laash (1999)
sar kati laash
Cast: Shakti Kapoor, Mac Mohan, Deepak Shirke, Sapna
Director: Teerat Singh

Sau Saal Baad (1989)
Sau Saal Baad
Cast: Hemant Birje, Amjad Khan, Danny Denzongpa, Raza Murad, Huma Khan, Poonam Dasgupta, Tina Ghai
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Shaitaani Aatma (1998)
Shaitaani Aatma
Cast: Harinam Singh, Rakesh Pandey, Yunus Parvez
Director: Harinam Singh

Shaitani Dracula (2006)
shaitani dracula
Cast: Harinam Singh, Shabnam, Birbal, Anil Nagrath, Vinod Tripathi, Janardhan Mishra
Director: Harinam Singh
See our Full Review HERE

Shaitani Ilaaka (1990)
Shaitani Ilaaka
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Sripradha, Sunil Dhawan, Satish Shah, Ashalata
Director: Kiran Ramsay
This cool-looking film promises were-wolves and is by the director of Aakhri Cheekh

Shaitaan Khopdi (????)
Shaitaan Khopdi
No information

Shaitan Mantrik (2002)
shaitan mantrik

Shamshaan (2001)
Shamshaan
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Mac Mohan, Deepak Shirke
Director: R K Khanna

Shamshan Ghaat (2003)
SHAMSHAN GHAAT
Cast: Sohail Khan, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Shammi Khan

Son of Dracula (????)
son of dracula
Cast: Raza Murad, Poonam Dasgupta, Sapna
Director: Saleem Suma

Sssshhh… (2003)
Sssshhh…
Cast: Tanisha, Dino Morea, Karan Nath, Gaurav Kapoor, Simone Singh, Maya Alagh, Kushal Punjabi
Director: Pawan Kaul

Sunsan Mahal (2004)
sunsan Mahal
Director: Om Prakash Sharma

Tahkhana (2001)
Tahkhana
Director: Kishan Shah

Telephone (1985)
Telephone
Cast: Vikas Anand, Parveen Babi, Prem Chopra, Bob Christo, Leena Das, Pinchoo Kapoor, Deepti Naval, Shatrughan Sinha, Jagdeep, Leela Mishra, Mac Mohan, Marc Zuber, Imtiaz Khan, Rajendra Nath
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Tower House (1999)
Tower House
Director: Rajesh Mittal

Vaastu Shastra (2005)
vaastu shastra
Cast: Sushmita Sen, J D Chakravarthi, Vicky Ahuja, Sayaji Shinde, Rajpal Yadav, Bansaree Madhani, Peeya Rai Chowdhary, Zakir Hussain
Director: Saurab Narang

VEERANA (1988) aka Loneliness
veerana
veerana1
Cast: Jasmin, Hemant Birje, Sahila Chaddha, Satish Shah
Directed by: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
A Review of the Ramsay’s Veerana
Another Review

Veerana (2006)
veerana 2
Directed by: Kantibhai Shah
A review of the 2006 version of Veerana

Wahan Ke Log (1967)
Wahan Ke Log
Cast: Pradeep Kumar, Tanuja, Nilofar, N A Ansari, Johnny Walker, Shobhna Samarth
Director: N A Ansari

Woh Kaun Thi? (2001)
Woh Kaun Thi?
Cast: Raza Murad, Amrit Pal, Mac Mohan, Yunus Parvez
Director: Amrit Pal

Wohi Bhayaanak Raat (1989)
wohi bhayaanak raat
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Neeta Puri, Rakesh Bedi, Yunus Parvez, Leena Das, Goga Kapoor
Director: Vinod Talwar

Zameen Ke Neeche (1999)
zameen ke neeche
Cast: Shakti Kapoor, Mohan Joshi
Director: Willy

Kung Fu cyborg
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Chinese Transformers – Robot!

November 6, 2008By

Kung Fu cyborg

UPDATE: Read our review of Kung Fu Cyborg: Metallic Attraction!

No, not the lame CGI cartoon Robots, this is basically a Transformers-like story done in China by the mastermind behind the Chinese Odyssey and Chinese Tall Tale films, Jeffrey Lau. If you have seen Chinese Tall Tale (a film that is begging for a go-over on this site, I even snagged a copy for that purpose) then you know how much Sci-Fi elements Jeffrey Lau is capable of. It promises to be cool, and it can’t be worse than the real Transformers. The only question is, will it be better than Transmorphers?
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Famous Hong Kong director Jeffrey Lau, known for the 1990’s hit series ‘A Chinese Odyssey,’ starring comedian Stephen Chow, is now surprising audiences with his ambitious dream of making a Chinese version of ‘Transformers’.

Hangzhou-based newspaper Metro Express reported Thursday that the director will start shooting his latest science-fiction movie, ‘Robot’, on the mainland this month.

Lau brewed the idea to make a science-fiction movie ten years ago, and his dream is finally coming true. It is no news to audiences that Lau likes to integrate sci-fi scenes into his movies. In his most recent work, ‘A Chinese Tall Story’, he used a self-designed spaceship for added effect.

In April this year, Lau partnered with Le TV.com to establish a film company, for which ‘Robot’ will be the first creation. Zhuo Shunguo from Le TV.com, the investor, said the movie will present a refreshing look at Chinese robots for people who are used to stereotypical Hollywood figures like Spiderman and Superman. He said the Chinese robot, in comparison, would feel closer and more human to audiences, as it is the incarnation of Oriental wisdom and strength.

The film will start shooting on November 19 in Zoumatang, an ancient village in Ningbo, Zhejiang province. Later, the production team will move to Shanghai’s landmark structures, including the Oriental Pearl tower and the World Financial Center, to conclude the shooting.

The cast of ‘Robot’ has not yet been formally announced.

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Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (Review)

November 3, 2008By

Ghost in a Teeny Bikini


2006
Directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina)
Ghost in a Teeny Bikini
Here we go with another amazing Bikini film from Fred Olen Ray (once again directing as Nicholas Medina) that has a fun time spoofing genre movie conventions and making the production look like it was make for ten times the cost. Ghost in a Teeny Bikini diverges from one of the classic plots of bikini films. Normally a relative dies and leaves a business to be saved by bikinis and boobs, but here the dead relative just leaves a bunch of money, and the plot springboards to a murder mystery with a surprise musical thrown in for good measure! In addition, we get the titular ghost in the teeny bikini (played by Nicole Sheridan) running around amidst the over acting. The film itself is a lot of fun and entertaining, but if you were watching for a quick fix of naked chicks, you’d have to put up with distracting plot elements in between, and I can realize how that would turn off people at 3am flipping back and forth between Cinemax channels looking for a flash of skin. Bikini films are known to be chock full of terrible puns, but the puns in this film are the thickest that I have seen yet.
Ghost in a Teeny Bikini

We have a return of many familiar faces. In fact, I have seen so many of the more recent Bikini films that when I watched a few older ones, I was disappointed that most of the actors were different. Yet, there is no clear line jump between generations, as the casts blend into each other, a continually evolving mesh. Thus some older people run around with newer members all the time. It’s like the Circle of Life, except there isn’t a gay lion tossing Darth Vader off a cliff. That’s in Bikini Lion King, due out in 2011. The title obviously refers to the movie The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, this is so obvious I won’t even point it out.

First, the cast. ROLL CALL!

Muffin Baker (Christine Nguyen) – Yes, Muffin Baker is really the name of her character. Christine Nguyen heads the cast of this Bikini Epic as actress Muffin Baker, who has to go attend the reading of a will of a dead rich uncle, only to be the target of….MURDER!!!! Christine Nguyen was seen here previously in Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
Tabitha the Ghost (Nicole Sheridan) – Our title ghost in a teeny bikini, is listed here second because she is sadly only in a small portion of the film. Nicole Sheridan is in so many of Fred Olen Ray’s Bikini movies that she had to give someone else a spin, and it let her be a cool ghost character who can make sarcastic comments. Nicole Sheridan was also seen here previously in Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena, and will be seen here again.
Ted Wood Jr. (Voodoo as Alexandre Boisvert) – I wonder what person Ted Wood Jr. could be a reference for? Obviously acclaimed director Ted V. Mikels. I’m good at getting references! Director of B-movies and boyfriend of actress Muffin Baker. Victim of drugged sex. Voodoo is married to Nicole Sheridan, and stars with her in a bunch of these film.
Archibald Weisenheimer (Brad Bartram) – The evil Archibald Weisenheimer is evil, which you can tell from his evil name, evil accent, evil mustache, evil daughter, and evil evilness. And he’s evil. So that’s bad if you aren’t evil, like Muffin Baker, who evil Archibald has decided to kill to get lots of money. That’s what evil people do. See Brad Bartram be not evil in Bikini Airways.
Marsh (Evan Stone) – Evan Stone is in so many of these movies playing goofy characters, you spend time watching them just waiting for him to show up in a ridiculous costume. And here he is, in some sort of emo butler role. Stone breathes life into the role of Marsh, who seems like a simple butler following Archibald’s orders at first, but soon blossoms into a full-fledged independent man. Who gets it on with the maid and the psychic. Boo-yah! Evan Stone was also in Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
Evilyn (Rebecca Love) – Hey, where is Skeletor? Evilyn has warped over from Eternia and is now posing as the daughter of Archibald Weisenheimer, who is no better of a schemer than the old Filmation Skeletor. Rebecca Love is another of the parade of adult actresses in Bikini films. How can she not have back problems? That’s all I’m saying.
Madame Zola (Syren) – Madame Zola is the psychic brought in to try to contact Uncle Cyrus from beyond the grave. No contact takes place, but Madame Zola’s private parts make contact with Marsh’s after she is possessed by Tabitha looking to score a quick booty call. Syren has become a fixture in the later Fred Olen Ray bikini films, and has been seen her before in Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
Fuscia (Michelle Lay) – The maid at Uncle Cyrus’s estate. Very enthusiastic about getting it on. Michelle Lay shows up again in Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet.

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