DuckRocketship – new products

More stuff uploaded to the Etsy Store my wife and I do for fun and boredom relief:

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Pink Spaceman Alien Invader
Pink Spaceman Alien Invader

The naughty alien has come to Earth to make trouble, on the double. Be it knocking over garbage cans in the middle of the night, or stealing pugs to run a pug-powered rocker, the Pink Spaceman Aline Invader is pure trouble. Take him home today!

Dark Ninja
Dark Ninja

This Dark Ninja sneaks around, because that’s what ninja’s do! Sneak sneak sneak, all day long. Sneak sneak sneak, gonna sing this song! Why don’t sneaky ninjas wear sneakers? Buy this Dark Ninja and ask him today!

Recycling Spaceman Alien Invader
Recycling Spaceman Alien Invader

You must invade the planet in order to recycle it! This Spaceman has come to Earth to make sure you sort your bottles and cans! You would think that aliens have better things to do than dig through your trash, but you would be wrong! Make sure he completes his mission by picking him up today!

Prices are set at $7.50 with $3.50 shipping in US.

Three Men and a Bride + Police Academy 8 = Steve Guttenberg is on the way back!

After trying to do his own thing, directing movies and going indy, Steve Guttenberg has realized his roots and is poised to jump back in to the public’s eyes thanks to some sequels to movies from 20 years ago. Hey, they beat doing terrible reboots, people! So here is some news, strait from Mahoney’s mouth:

“Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and I are looking to make another Three Men and a Baby film,” Guttenberg said over the weekend. And, given that all three men aren’t quite the stars they once were, who can blame them for revisiting the scene of their greatest triumph, in which they played three heterosexual life partners who – and you’ll like this – found themselves playing father to an adorable infant. Now, over twenty years, the new movie will see them attend the young lady’s wedding.

“It’s called Three Men and A Bride,” said Guttenberg. “The script is pretty much written and we are really keen to get that made. We’re very hopeful.”

As are we, Steve. As are we. But only if Leonard Nimoy, the director of 1987’s Three Men And A Baby, can be lured back into the director’s chair. If he can do Spock one more time, he can do this.

Speaking of going back, Guttenberg had this to say about Police Academy 8, which will see him reprise the role of charming chancer, Carey Mahoney. “We are doing a new movie and it is going to be great fun,” he said. “A script is being written and so far it is really great, everyone from the original movies who is still around will return.”

“I know Kim [Cattrall, who starred in the original] and Sharon [Stone, the love interest of Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol] have been asked but they haven’t said yes yet. It would be really great to have them on board.” It would but, y’know…

There are also rumours that Guttenberg may direct the new Police Academy movie,

via EmpireOnline

As a big Police Academy fan, this fills my heart with warmness.

Alien Western

A new SciFi Channel movie has reared its ugly head, this time it is Alien Western starring James Marsters, aka Spike from Buffy.

IO9 Reports:

Alien Western, a sci-fi television film about giant, vicious, alien bugs that come to earth to gorge themselves on the uranium deposits found in the ground of an Old West town, began principal photography this week in Romania starring James Marsters as Sam Danville, an outlaw who is about to be hanged when the aliens land.

Could be cool, giant alien bugs, the old west, Romania, what’s not to like?

Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes (Review)

Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes


2007
Directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina)
Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes
We got x-ray specs that work (unlike those ripoffs in the back of comic books when we were kids) as the basis of another entry into Fred Olen Ray’s Bikini films. The rest of the film falls into a secret agent category that is also visited in Bikini movies The Girl from B.I.K.I.N.I. and Bikini Royale. I guess spies and bikinis go hand and hand. The title refers to the film The Man with the X-Ray Eyes, and Fred Olen Ray has also directed The Kid with X-ray Eyes starring Justin Berfield.

We remember late night Cinemax fun time as kids, a tradition still alive even with many Cinemax channels to chose from. Kids these days are too spoiled with their 15 Cinemaxes upping the odds of seeing boobs before 3am. Plus, they have the Internet for instant access. Still, movies like this have their charm, and the best thing is, they are entertaining. Too bad so many other films don’t meet that one little requirement of entertainment. For shame.
Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes
Let’s get down and dirty, shall we?

Taffy (Nicole Sheridan) – A stripper with a heart of gold and a brain the size of a walnut. Luckily, she has her man Eddie to watch out for her. Accidentally winds up with the x-ray glasses, which gets her tangled in the middle of spies, creepy dudes, Las Vegas, threesomes, and sinister vixens. Nicole Sheridan has been seen here in Ghost in a Teeny Bikini, Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
Agent Richardson (Brad Bartram) – A secret government agent who procures the x-ray glasses, only to lose them by accident. He spends the rest of the film making up for his mistake. Brad Bartram was seen here in Ghost in a Teeny Bikini and Bikini Airways.
Eddie (Voodoo as Alexandre Boisvert) – Eddie is Taffy’s man, and the brains behind the partnership. Is also known to dress as wealthy Middle Eastern men with ridiculous accents. A fan of Vegas. Voodoo’s hair seems to changer every movie, but this one is the most ridiculous so far, with a highlighted fauxhawk or something. I am waiting for him to show up in a complete Mr. T do. He has been seen here in Ghost in a Teeny Bikini, Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
Mao Myx (Shannon Kelly) – Mao Myx is the evil mastermind who conspires to steal the x-ray glasses to sell to the highest bidder. To keep from losing out on Ebay fees, she just brokers the deals herself. Shannon Kelly is not the world’s best actress, but looks to be having fun when she is saying the evil dialogue. One of her adult film titles is Oh No! There’s a Negro in My Mom!, which the title alone justifies listing here.
Largo (Evan Stone) – Evan Stone is once again in a goofy costume, this time with goggles and mismatched gloved. He actually looks pretty darn creepy, but luckily sheds some of the creepy gear when he is getting it on, because otherwise the film would veer into scary German porn territory. And no one wants that. There should be a movie where Evan Stone plays all the weird characters he has played in the Bikini films, but such a film would be so crazily awesome the universe would implode.
Kelly (Christine Nguyen) – A blackjack dealer met in Vegas. What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas. What goes in Kelly leaves and enters Kelly rapidly because they are body parts of Taffy and Eddie. Christine Nguyen was seen here in Ghost in a Teeny Bikini, Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena, and will be seen again soon!
Natasha Rubikoff (Demi Delia) – Russian agent who delivered the x-ray glasses to Agent Richardson, and was thus imprisoned in Mao Myx’s basement dungeon. Aides in the escape, then skedaddles. Demi Delia is also an adult actress.
Massage Girl (Daisy Marie) – When you are an evil mastermind chick, it is tense, so you need to relax. And there is no better way to relax than a massage followed by lesbian sex. Enter the Massage Girl. You are probably not surprised to learn that Daisy Marie is yet another adult actress.

Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes

DuckRocketship on Etsy

One of my hobbies is doing new hobbies, and through a long story of us getting a sewing machine, now I make stuffed animals. Aren’t new hobbies exciting? So we (my wife and I) decided to start up an Etsy store to keep out apartment from being overrun with lots of random stuffed critters. It is just in the beginning stage with some basic designs, eventually I will try to add some B-movie inspired characters. So hopefully there will be Torgos, Trumpys, Ro-Mans, Luchas, Kaiju, foreign super heroes, SciFi Channel monsters, and goofy robots in the future. As of now, it is Spacemen and Ninjas. Because who doesn’t like those? I shall keep updates on the blog here, as you never know who will be interested.

——->Our Etsy store is DuckRocketship<------ Our first two products are: Cherrylien Spaceman Alien Invader
Cherrylien

Planet Cherry has sent its men to Earth. Why are they here? What do they want? Find out by taking him home today!

Blue Spaceman Alien Invader
Blue Spaceman

This Blue Spaceman has come to Earth on a secret mission! Can you help this crazy invader?

Both are set at $7.50 with $3.50 shipping in US. Will update with more soon, they are ready to be posted up!