Yep, a 190 IQ, self-taught quantum physics, and universities pay him to build stuff for them.
FYI, to have a 190 IQ is so rare it is literally about 1/1,000,000,000. Yes, that is 1 in a billion.
But wait!
Helene and her husband have the power to convince anyone anything political because of magnets, and they REFUSE to work for IBM! Refuse!
Her husband invented everything ever
Her husband invented oxygen. Her husband invented Robocop. Her husband is the Chuck Norris of inventors.
He also invented it all for free!
Her husband knows your name and address. Her husband travels around the country and punches readers of TarsTarkas.NET in the nose. In fact, her husband is outside my door right now..
All geniuses talk to ghosts. Einstein wouldn’t stop talking to Napoleon.
Mary Patterson also has a 190 IQ husband who knows everything!
Also, when the Chinese broke into his computer he called NASA to warn them, because the Chinese would really target some random guy and NASA would really care that they did.
As you can see, this level of unstoppable supergenius cannot be countered by us Liberals, so we might as well give up now. This stuff is all true, and there is no way that the only thing invented was the lies her husband told her.
14 Comments
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May 9, 2010 at 10:53 pmI’m actually a killer robot journalist from the space-times and i have 179 doctorates. This is still a more plausible claim that the crazy bitch is claiming.
Tars Tarkas
May 9, 2010 at 11:09 pmSorry, but her husband invented killer robot journalism, but he didn’t get the patents.
bringyouhell
May 11, 2010 at 8:56 amShe puts a whole new twist on the word moonbat! lmao!
Frankie
May 11, 2010 at 12:49 pmFunny stuff!
Streetsweeper is still commenting, that’s even more entertaining.
streetsweeper
May 11, 2010 at 4:11 pmHey Frankie! Just got in the door, checking emails and found I have a *perp* alert on my ID, bro…*ruffling* yer hairs…nice goatee you got growing there.
Is that a mcsoul patch gonads duster ya got growing under yer lower lip?
Just had to see what yer bitching about this time around. I see some jacka$$ is using an old uncover ID of mine….HM!
It wouldn’t be you now, would it Frankie? Huh? Huh?
Tars! skippomatic! How ya been doing? Been a while, girls. Man, oh man that’s some real primo stuff ya got there! Is that rocket scientist one of yours by any chance?
*giggle snort*
stars15k
May 13, 2010 at 5:43 amCan’t wait to hear more. I’m guess the following scenarios:
1) Her husband should have invented Clozapine
2) She doesn’t take her meds and her husband is just one of her many chronic hallucinations
3) Her husband doesn’t take his meds and believes all of this and his wife believes him, too.
4) Someone with a really good imagination, a really wicked sense of humor, AND too much time on their hands is just having a little fun messing with the gullible right-wing unwashed masses.
5) She, being a member of Resistnet, is gulllible, right-wing, and unwashed AND her husband is messing with her.
6) Any combination of the above
7) ALL of the above
Wonder what is really going through Erick’s mind…….
streetsweeper
May 25, 2010 at 10:54 pmskip-omatic? Is that your mama posted on my blog ?
Helene
July 5, 2010 at 2:52 pmHi Frankie,
You caught me. Bet I had you going for a minute didn’t I?
In any event, I have contacted Dreamhost and the property government authorities about your posts. I’m sure you will understand since you love our government nowadays and would love to be a part of their enslavement.
Tars Tarkas
July 7, 2010 at 7:12 pmYeah. Good luck with that.
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July 6, 2010 at 3:26 pmFrankie
July 9, 2010 at 3:12 pmMan, she’s a quick one isn’t she. Only took her 2 months and she still can’t follow the thread properly. Yeah, and what Tars said…
Tars Tarkas
July 9, 2010 at 6:14 pmI love how it’s “Government BAD!” until someone calls them on it and it’s like “Wah Wah! Government, stop those guys!”
Sandra
November 21, 2010 at 12:42 pmHow do we know that YOU are not an embittered ex-ResistNet blogger and made up ‘HELENE’ to make them look bad? Funny, I can’t seem to find a blog like that on their site.
Tars Tarkas
November 21, 2010 at 3:44 pmHa ha ha! That’s because it’s a chat room, not a blog. Trust us, we can’t make up things this stupid.