[adrotate banner=”1″]Good news for those of you who enjoy your RiffTrax with more Donald Pleasance Nazi or copious amounts of nude Amazon native characters, because Treasure of the Amazon is here! Shockingly, I am well aware of this film and it’s ridiculousness. Pleasance had more than one adventure as a Nazi guy, enough we could have a theme night. Perhaps those will show up in the RiffTrax of the future. But for now, Treasure of the Amazon will have to satisfy. The director is the noted René Cardona Jr., who directed the prior RiffTrax film Bermuda Triangle, and also a favorite (not!) of TarsTarkas.NET, Night of 1000 Cats!
Journey with us into the heart of the Amazon in this cheesy adventure film from…1985? Really? 1985? You’re sure this didn’t come out in 1962? You’re sure. This came out two years after Return of the Jedi? A year after Temple of Doom? The same year as Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend? What, B:SLL is a very common point of reference for people. William Katt fans consider it his “understated masterpiece,” his Bob Dylan’s “Oh Mercy,” his Coppola’s “One From The Heart,” the Birdie the Early Bird of McDonaldland characters.
We apologize for the direction the previous paragraph took. Despite being filmed in 1985, Treasure of the Amazon is not “instantly woefully outdated,” it’s old school! It’s from a time back when men had beards, other men wore really tiny shorts, and other men wore diapers. When every voyage into the Amazon had at least one medieval friar on board. Add in a whole bunch of classic National Geographic style toplessness, Donald Pleasance as a treasure hunting nazi, a diva who alternates between a southern and British accent, and a cast that can’t remember whether they’re supposed to be alligators or crocodiles, and you’ve got yourself one mess of a movie.
Book a ride at your nearest discount seaplane emporium, strap on a bulky diaper of your own, and get ready to defile an ancient burial ground. What could possibly go wrong? Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill, (who all pony up the 80 bucks for free Prime shipping every year) for Treasure of the Amazon!
Attention: Contains a whole bunch of National Geographic style nudity.
What are you waiting for, get that nudity and Nazi stuff now!
