Yes, it’s cool to hate Lucas, but seriously, Episode 1, SERIOUSLY? You need to check out this trailer monstrosity designed to sucker poor innocent kids into seeing this film. The narration. THE NARRATION!! My brain…melted on the floor…out my ears…
For those of you who are lucky, you will be unaware that this trailer is narrated in the style of the Disney BLAM! If you aren’t lucky, then you clicked that link and are now wondering why there is a moron explaining everything happening during the cartoon and saying lame jokes. Apparently kids these days are wet cardboard box stupid or something.
At least check out this Disney BLAM! parody
I was afraid this was the horrible, awful, double-plus ungood, icky-icky-goo trailer that sullied the front of my “Red Tails” screening last week. But no. Now, watching this, wanting to strangle that f-ing narrator, I realize I actually watched the *good* trailer.
Ah well. Here we go again. May the Force help us all.
This…..trailer…..is……SOOOO…….LOOONNGGGGGGG…….it….just………doesn’t……stop…….ugaghrrhrhrrrrrrr
Guys, I sure hope nothing bad happens and Qui-Gon isn’t late to the celebration…