[adrotate banner=”1″]As most of the past week’s stories are bookmarked on a laptop that can’t access the internet for a few days, you will get new news before I go back and report on older news that no one cares about anymore because it is a new day and we are all about the now here in American 21st century culture. Set your Facebook statuses to “Buying a ticket!” because the Facebook movie reported a long time ago has now hit the casting phase!
Variety sez:

Jesse Eisenberg will play Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg; Justin Timberlake will play Sean Parker, the Napster co-founder who became Facebook’s founding president; and Andrew Garfield will play Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who fell out with Zuckerberg over money.

Justin Timpberlake is Johnny Facebook, the one cop who can stop the serial killer Jimmy MySpace, but the chief just took him off the case…