SciFi Channel has set airdates for War Wolves and Sea Beast. What the heck is Sea Beast, you ask? I have no clue, but it looks like another random SciFi Channel movie, one with little online buzz. Actually, ZERO online buzz, or even information. Unless it is the 1926 adaptation of Moby Dick starring John Barrymore! But I doubt it. Anyway, War Wolves airs Sunday, March 8 and Sea Beast airs Saturday, March 14. Maybe we’ll find out what the frak it is by then!

SciFi Channel also is premiering the Asylum classics Alien vs. Hunter and I am Omega, as well as the family-friendly Spring Break Shark Attack. February and March will be filled with disappointment.