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Wingnut Web – Keep on Resisting Edition

We are back with another dose of poison to mess up your week as Wingnut Web returns to Resistnet.com to check in on our favorite crazy mo-fos and how they are patriotically resisting President Obama by calling for succession, rebellion, and being complete racist paranoid fools. I love how they are descending down a path of darkness. There is no light, Resistnet.com!
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george stuck is stuck in the 17th century
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We should totally used the Confederate Flag to show how we are true Patriots for the USA!
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Ann knows the horrible truth about the digital transition!
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The government is totally interested in what Lorene Hopkins says about American Idol…
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Does this mean if I keep my old TV I can watch RFID programming?
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Ann knows this is all true because she wrote a script once
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Democracy just doesn’t work
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Black people should shut up because stuff happened to Indians, and this is all related to the stimulus bill somehow due to wizard magic:
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You see, Obama is Saruman the Black, and Sarah Palin is Frodo…
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Gary has said racism is over, so I guess it is.
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Justa Whiteman begs to differ!
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Counting people=Joseph Stalin. These people couldn’t possibly make a stupider analogy.
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I was wrong…
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Anyone who has ever had a temper is Hitler!
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Craig Frank loses his temper and becomes Hitler…
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Now, although I was on welfare, I was different and everybody else on Welfare are lazy sponges who just steal my money!
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And with that reject Joe the Plumber comment at the end we are out of here until the next edition of Wingnut Web. People will get more crazy, foil hats will be worn, the Census will continue to destroy America, Obama will continue to look for the One Ring, and only internet shut-ins will be able to save America. It will be glorious! You have my sword, Wingnuts!

Wingnut Web – Ice storm is the new Katrina edition

There was an ice storm in the midwest this past week, perhaps you heard of it. Kentucky was hard hit, with massive power outages. This also provided an opportunity for michevious nitwits to start comparing the whole situation to Katrina and declare that Barack Obama doesn’t care about white people! Of couse, this is complete garbage, response was swift, and despite the lies FEMA has been there the whole time! The government in Kentucky has even complemented them on their swift action. But that doesn’t stop wingnuts who live in a world outside of facts and reality. A world of deranged horror. The world of the Wingnut Web!

Well start off with FreeRepublic.com and how they handled the smears…

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry!
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Ha, Sean Penn! That LIEberal! He’s the Jane Fonda of the 21st century
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Blacks are the real racists
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The original picture is animated, FYI
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Barack Obama Doesn’t Care About White Southerners By Caleb Howe was a ridiculous hackjob written by someone who works for AOL. AOL is known for insightful comments:

Robert knows that New York and California are the worst places to live in the world:
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When will Democrats have a black guy in a leadership role?
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Robert isn’t fooling me, Mr. E. Lee!
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Lulu knows that time zones make it impossible for people overseas to troll your posts
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OMG COMMIEZZ!!
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E.A.U.M. is a patriotic New Yorker who is patriotic about the CSA!
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Finally, let’s see how our friends at Resistnet.com are handling this situation:

Our friend RC continues to amuse us with his style:
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patriot knows that the Middle East has taken over the Jews who control all our media, even Rush!
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Well, that’s enough crazy for now. So if you haven’t frozen to death in White Katrina: Ice Apocalypse, tune in for the next Wingnut Web. Because the crazy doesn’t stop!

Wingnut Web – Resisting Makes One Crazy Edition

It looks like those fine posters at Resistnet.com have started to lose their marbles! Despite the crazed racism and insanity of the previous Wingnut Web, they have continued to stick around and get even more insane! By the end of next month they will probably be living in buried school buses. I’d feel sorry for them, but they are a bunch of racist douchebags, so screw them!

Let’s start out with an insane rant by one of our newest favorite people in the world, RC. This is my new favorite post in the history of the internet:
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My favorite magazine is Reader’s Predigest. But it got too racest because of handouts.
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Only three reasons why anyone would go to Pakinstan! BTW, do you think it would blow Sybil A. Sullins’s tiny mind if she knew the CIA trained bin Laden when he was our ally?
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Peggy Gilliam knows if she rattles trees she will get buried in ACORNS
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Peggy Gilliam has also had things taken from her internet!
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Ben Franklin was the greatest president ever, better than Hamilton
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RC returns to give Obama another nickname he created while banging his head on the keyboard:
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The Media spends all day protecting us from the truth of Islam Hitler worship
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Defend yourself from economic collapse by collecting pennies!
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If Hitler’s ghost is in Obama, won’t the Middle Eastern guys all have to change the pictures hanging in their rooms?
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Black people are the real racists!
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That darn Democratic Governor of Hawaii (who is really a Republican!) Also, 6%?
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Trust Marianna to end us with something so racist the very fact they aren’t riding her off condemns this site to sit in the cesspools of crap forever:
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That’s enough for now, I shall make sure to kiss my wife (of a different race) just to piss Marianna off. Tune in next time for Wingnut Web, because the hate just won’t stop!

Wingnut Web – Resist Obama edition

Barack Obama was elected president, which lead to a flurry of new Right Wing online webgroups forming all over the web as every nutjob with a computer has an idea how to save the party. Many of these will fizzle out in a year or so, but while they are here we will mock them. It is fun. The Patriotic Resistance at Resistnet.com is one such group, they use Ning like a surprising amount of the new groups and are filled with a whole pack of idiots and racists. These are actual posts on the Resistnet.com forums, which we aren’t linking to so because we’re jerks here. The stupid image program compressed these but they are still readable, so much for that dumb program (or me not making backups of thirty images.) Let’s get this party started!

Tex is a friend of Hawaiian independence:
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Don’t tread on Ann’s White Power discussions!
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jill freely admits she is a racist, while believing if you were to ever insult a black person you would go to jail
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kathy randal knows MLK has a dream to NOT have Obama as president
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Black people have all the cool clubs and change their names every 5 years!
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In my day all Mulatos would be executed by fellow schoolchildren! Thanks for your email address…
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Doug Ward knows the blacks and Mexicans cannot breath without killing each other
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leo ames knows all blacks are immigrants and not descendants of slaves, and Obama is the real racist
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It is Ann again, a valued member of the community
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Stare at black people and DEMAND they tell you how you oppressed them!
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Mama Bear refuse to use pennies or five dollar bills (with bonus Blacks are the real racists)
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Wiccanwolf, furry witch commie fighter!
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Black people should get on their knees and thank white people!
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Yeah, “probably”
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What does Sarah Palin have to do with crackers?
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This totally happened and ThePhoenixFromTheAshes didn’t make it up.
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Real patriotic Americans call for treason!
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Another baby whines about how they can’t call minorities racist names to their faces
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I’m sure if there were lions in Atlanta Kunta Kinte would have lost more than a foot.
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Ann is back to tell us the horrible tale of how black people once looked at her, and a black homeless guy hit her up for change!
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I have 900 degrees but can’t seem to get paid what I deserve, it can’t be because I’m a liar
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Amy had a grandmother who was a white slave?
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Minuteman would rather see the world burn than live under Obama
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Judy Doyle comes up with the craziest Obama is fake story I have heard since the Malcolm X one!
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Praying for the rapture to occur will solve this Obama problem!
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Timothy is a real patriot all set to support America by destroying it for a .org secessionist government!
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The South will be retarded again!
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Hang all voters!
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Jon A is on a watchlist like all patriots!
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Black people can’t govern themselves because they are all trying to immigrate to America
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Wingnut Web – Sean Hannity Secret Picture Edition

Sean Hannity has gone nutso without a punching bag like Colmes to go after, so now he has gone all advent calender and put up a Barack Obama picture, with pieces that will be removed one a day to reveal the true Barack Obama. This has lead to a flurry of crazies trying to guess the picture. We all know it will be some dumb Carter thing, or some stupid “commie” crap, and Sean Hannity’s picking of a picture to define the Obama presidency before he even started just is further nails in the coffin of Hannity’s uselessness.

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I am sure we will have reasoned responses here by our wingnuts!

I saw Wicked on Broadway and it totally didn’t rule:
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Yeah, Brandy Jones! Don’t you know all True Christians have precognitive powers to know the character of a person by sight?
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I am not promoting hate and Christians love others, but MUSLIMS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!
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Why that Right Wing Daily Show never took off I’ll never know…
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Is it a coincidence we weren’t attacked in 7 years? Yes.
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My husband told me this stuff it is totally true.
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Tears are being shed because no one knows how to use the Shift button!
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When will White People ever get out from under the shoe of the Black Man?
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Mister Carmen F would be outsmarted by Curious George:
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World War 11 was the last good war, not like that World War 12…
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The Anti-Christ is SNOWBALLing us! (in the Clerks reference way!)
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ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST I love your hair, Sean! ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST!!
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Americans only appreciate American blood.
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maritza gets off on writing terrible abortion sex fantasies:
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Finally, a reasonable guess:
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That’s enough for now, my vomit meter can only puke so much an evening! Tune in next time, because this horror will never stop!

Wingnut Web – Rush vs. Obama (Freeper Edition)


Obama said this:

President Obama warned Republicans on Capitol Hill today that they need to quit listening to radio king Rush Limbaugh if they want to get along with Democrats and the new administration.

“You can’t just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done,” he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package.

And right wing internet posters when completely nuts. This edition of Wingnut Web will focus on the reaction at FreeRepublic.com, which started two 300 post threads within seconds of this story hitting the wire. Here are some highlights:

Tell us what you really think…

This sonofabitch Obama may well have bit off more than he can chew. On his third day in office, he tells Republicans to stop listening to Rush and “we’ll get important things done”, but, he is unable to bring himself to say he will be telling his drooling class sycophantic 3rd grade star power leg twitching Che lovers, who revel in the hate mongering stylistic mumble jumbo of PMSNBC, to do the same?

You have a good point there, GoCards.

279 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 10:22:18 PM by widdle_wabbit

Yeah, the Left called Bush names, that is totally evil ::ignores the thousands of insulting names on Freep::

Now THIS is rich.

Obama is going to tell the Republicans how exactly they need to move forward. Isn’t this akin to the fox advising the chickens exactly where and how to build their anti fox foritifications?

Look,Pal. You may have won the election. Either because we ran a crappy candidate (we did), or because a large number of people were guilted into thinking that they would be racist if the opposed the black guy, or because millions of Americans now confuse speaking in cadence with great oratory (thanks, hip hop music). For what ever reason, you fooled a majority in to voting for you. Good job.

But once again, you fear Rush because he has the pulse of the Republican consitituency, even if the Republicans in D.C. do not. I will be D@mned if I will ever support you or what you stand for. You can call me a racist if you want. I dont care. I am more afraid of what may happen to my country if I dont stand up, than of being called a name.I will not be told that I have to unite behind this guy by the same people who for the last 8 years have called George W. Bush a Nazi, war criminal, killer of blacks in new orleans, and idiot, evil and anything else they could think of.

Rush seems to be the only one who both gets that and expresses it, and has the audience to do real damage. And the previous election demonstrated to the Republicans and conservatives around the country what happens when we back a candidate who trumpets himself as a moderate. We must never, ever make that mistake again, and that starts now, by never forgetting that the other side doesnt want to unite with us. They want to destroy us.

270 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:35:44 PM by SoCalTransplant (Not my President. Not now. Not ever.)

Yeah, screw democracy!

I know this sounds Drama Queen, but I honestly am starting to feel what our Founding Fathers must have been thinking when they knew it was time to pull the trigger…we are standing on the brink of that very same effort if we want this GRAND COUNTRY and our Republic to survive.

A Democracy cannot last…only a true, Free Republic!!!!
122 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:24:16 PM by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)

Hey, you got Racial Holy War in my FreeRepublic!

“Rush truly is the last man standing”.

Not so. There’s Hannity, Savage, Levin etc.

There’s also 60mil armed white men under the age of 65. With ammo.
312 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:17:16 PM by Mariner

Someone tries to call out Mariner’s crazy racial statement, but DuncanWaring sets them straight on how blacks and “browns” just want to steal your stuff. But the “yellows” are the good minorities…

To: Eastbound
Don’t you think there are about as many black, brown, and yellow men AND women who have a stake in protecting our constitution?

There are millions of black men and women with a strong interest in maintaining the unconstitutional transfer of “goodies” from the productive class to themselves. A lot of “browns” in that group, too. Probably no “yellows”.

That group is a major component of 0’s constituency.
344 posted on Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:04:15 AM by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)

Rush Limbaugh will shut down your phones!

**Monday will be FUNday listening to Rush,**

OK ALL GLOVES ARE OFF!!

Attention MULLAH HUSSEIN!! I really don’t think you wanna be trying that. One of your Liberal Congress Buddies started WHINING one day… RUSH TOLD his listeners to call the congressional phone lines … RUSH DID NOT .. so to PROVE he did NOT..

Rush Limbaugh said… “To PROVE A POINT, here’s the number … would EVERYONE LISTENING PLease Call Congressman x’s OFFICE and just say HI.

The ENTIRE DC AREA CODE, ALL OF MARYLAND , and Northern Virginia Area Codes were SHUT DOWN for 4 HOURS.

And Rush had a SMALLER AUDIENCE THEN!!

273 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 8:12:59 PM by gwilhelm56 (“Hope and Change” – Tall White Men Need Not Apply!)


O-Vomit can’t do anything right

Yeah, all of O-Vomit’s blather about a new spirit of cooperation and bipartisanship. I would bay $1,000 for the right to a seat at an O-Vomit — Limbaugh debate. The messiah is a useless, babbling piece of political detritus wihtout a prompter. We see it over and over again, off the cuff he’s just another selfish, greedy little racist punk in an expensive suit with a street b**ch for a wife. He’s nothing. Him and his affirmative over-reaction Harvard degree would get whooped right back into the Chicago streets by Limbaugh.

We can only HOPE that this peevish punk of a president we have will keep this up. He snaps at the press when he’s asked a real question. He gives a radio host publicity that you cannot buy at any price. The guy is self-destructing right before our eyes on day three!

LOSER!!

—PP

185 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:34:12 PM by VideoPaul

The press is only talking about Rush to destroy him…

Careful, folks. Put the emotions aside for a moment and think “enemy tactics”.

Seven years ago the satanic liberal propaganda machine set out with a plan to demonize President Bush….and it worked exceedingly well (with Cheney and Haliburton thrown in for good measures, also). It’s still going on today because it still serves the leftist agenda to perpetuate it for an undeterminate period of time.

Now, if you’ve been paying attention, Rush Limbaugh is now in the sights for this same tactic which is right out of the Saul Alinsky revolutionary commie handbook.

Notice how the bubblehead hosts and anchors on the TV shows are now tossing Rush’s name out in ever-increasing numbers. This is orchestrated, not spontaneous, though it may appear so.

Remember, everything is exquisitely planned now by the Left, the Left’s money backers and the Obama administration’s shadowy operatives.

Rush knows all this, but we have to be aware also.

Leni
111 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:58:27 PM by MinuteGal

The Founding Fathers said only white male landowners could vote and that’s the way it should be!

Beware of crazy legislation.

It has nothing to do with your post.

Its all happened before, and worse.

The FOUNDERS were students of HISTORY and set up a REPUBLIC if we could keep it.

That involved not letting just anybody vote.

We IGNORED them.
84 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:49:38 PM by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)

Rush is the best workout music ever. Rush Limbaugh, not so much.

That’s not true. One can listen to Rush and one can get things done. I’ve done some of my best work while Rush was on air live. Why can’t others? Further? If you’d like this nation to get more exercise, folks should turn on Rush… you won’t even notice how many miles you’ve clocked; or how many reps with weights. Cardio workout? Listen to Rush.

This has been a public service anouncement brought to you by a tried and truer.
67 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:40:25 PM by Alia

As usual, I am not making these up….
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