As Obama’s presidency continues on, the Radical Right continues to freak out. They’ve built a perfect world of paranoia and insanity to insulate them from the real world and rational thought. What an amazing world they must inhabit, where Obama’s death squads will come for them every night to force them to gay marry, convert to Islam, and then blow themselves up for Allah. But luckily a drug addict radio host is leading the Republicans, so they will totally be out of the wilderness. Just look at these posts from Resistnet.com and you will see how poised they are to recapture America’s heart!

Riots in the streets, because black people are animals, see…

To be a conservative you must believe anything random homeless guys yell out

JoanO knows the truth of Bill Clinton and Holland or some country around there

Jill spends all her free time on TheObamaForum arguing with Ron Paul supporters pretending to be black people

Betz wants to get physical

Cody is making the ultimate database, he just wants you to do all the work!

david c. hubbard gets into imaginary fights with imaginary small minority children

david c. hubbard also hates violence so much he declares war on everything

Our friend RC continues to outdo himself

I’ve Ben Christian but now I am disillusioned!

Ben Christian, expert on Holy Wars

Ben Christian, expert on Race Wars

The CIA killed JFK over silver! Proof? What is that?

Sharon P is the number one target of Al Qaeda nukes

Why won’t Christian ministers call for war? It’s like Jesus was for peace or something…

That’s enough for now, because the vomit level is reaching critical mass. We don’t want to pay for extra plumbing work, so tune in next time to Wingnut Web, where you will see some troglodyte say “Osambo!”

Resistnet.com continues to be crazy as a crazy house crazy. That’s pretty crazy. Besides their hobbies of patriotically resisting Obama by openly calling for armed rebellion (which they won’t do themselves because they are too lazy) they also obsess over race. You hear all the standard dumb crap, like how Martin Luther King was a Republican (because he died just as the party switched to crazy mode and absorbed the racist Dixiecrats) or that black people only voted for Obama because he was black (yet failing to explain Alan Keyes poor showing over the years, or Jesse Jackson, or many others). I have a dream that one day Resistnet.com will self-implode from all the crazy. And that dream is looking more and more likely every day!

micheal jensen knows MLK would be enraged, ENRAGED, that a black man is president

white woumb, White Woumb!

White Woumb, WHITE WOUMB!!!

See, black people should totally hate Obama!

Bruce Sims was sick that day in Bible Study when they learned about Joseph being sold into slavery

Anthony is sick of this race crap, unlike above when he was dishing out the fractions of races that Obama was

You see, black people are curse, it is in the Bible. Also, whites are enlarged, just let me unzip my pants here…

Paul is a special kind of crazy. The kind posting from inside a room with padded walls…

Any child knows this, Paul Smith

Gary is the man with the plan

This post stinks like Pepe LePew…

Claudia L Johnson takes a break from posting on the TarsTarkas.NET forums to post more at Resistnet.com

No more Harry Turtledove novels for Radical Rabbi

Washington is going to secede! What is secede?

Silly Radical Rabbi, Trix are for kids!

Old, rich, white Rush Limbaugh is a perfect example of how the Republicans are not old, rich, white guys!

That’s enough for now, but we got dozens and dozens of other crazy posts to bring you soon as soon can be! They only get nuttier from here, folks!

Hi-ho, and welcome to another edition of Wingnut Web. Today, we have a special theme from the Resistnet.com forums: long, insane ramblings! Yes, these are long and crazy posts filled with hate, racism, and secessionism by supposed patriots. Keep in mind these are the same idiots who would jump down your throat if you dared utter a word against George W. Bush. So prepare to read, shake your head, pound your fist, and just get angry at how dumb these people are.

We shall open with what has to be one of the dumbest, most hate-filled stories I have ever seen in years of reading these sites for a laugh. Constant thread-starter ralph_e copy/pastes this gem in (ralph_e does nothing but start threads that are copy/pastes, he literally doesn’t know how to reply to a thread on their board!)

Well, that story will surely be denounced for being crazy, right?

ralph_e continues to obsess over Obama’s mother

joan knows Obama commits treason daily also FEMA is coming to gas the entire nation

sister carol knows the truth!

Obama is Hitler also Jewish women stare at me with hate eyes over their Jew noses but I don’t know why…

Leah McDaniel has the untold truth of George Soros (who funds this website) and how he wants communism everywhere which has everything to do with black people killing white people in Africa.

So Saddam invented Obama and is secretly backed by Russia.

Greg Carpenter tries his hand at poetry. Bad, crazed poetry.

That’s it for now. I kept the actual number of posts small because their content is rather large. It is a lot of crazy to absorb for once day. Tune in next time to Weekend Web and I might just have stuff from a different website!