It’s that time again! Time to bathe our squirrels? Time to eat all the border pieces in the jigsaw puzzle? No, it is Wingnut Web time! This edition brings us once again to the depths of Resistnet.com, the resistiest website of them all. They resist all night and all day, and even resist rational thought. Rationality is totally liberal. Angry mobs who declare everything COMMUNIST! is the way to go. Resistnet will be ramping up the craziness in anticipation of the 9-12 March, which will probably give us some hilarious photos and otherwise do nothing. But they will declare victory regardless, and we will be there to laugh.
jeff knows Bozo the Clown wants a civil war in America!
The Race Game, new from Parker Brothers!
gary kaalberg has more secret intel info.
Shortly after posting this gary kaalberg disappeared from Resistnet. Hmmm….
Tex Tucker is perfectly happy having a rogue CIA that answers to no one and can kidnap and torture government officials for even asking them for information.
Slavery, schmavery, enjoy your gift!
Karen Belver is a big fan of The Dark Knight
Did they ever ask the voters if they wanted a Black President? Voters were totally bamboozled!
They would probably say “NEEEEEEEERRRRDDDSSS!”
Damn Natzis!
Jane Spain daydreams that half of America are incredible morons
David or Leisa Smith is a horrible grandparent
“Fuck the Police!” is DJ’s favorite song!
Karen Belver has never been to school a day in her life
ResistNet is now supporting Truther garbage because they want to believe the Alex Jones garbage! Excellent…
The ACLU rules schools with an iron fist. A LEFT fist!
Only COMMUNISTS help other people! Hitler Hitler Hitler!
Mike Demayo will soon be banned from Resistnet for daring to have a sane thought!
A precedent that Reagan and Bush 1.0 both did, but why let facts stand in your way, DJ?
The Department of Education is suddenly in charge of the University of Chicago now!
Barack Obama’s gonna brainwash your kids! On September 8, Barack Obama plans to give a televizes speech to schoolchildren broadcast into schools. This might seem like something harmless, maybe a fun diversion from listening to your teacher talk about the Pilgrims for the 1000th time (will school history classes ever reach WW2?) or at worst, a waste of an hour where kids didn’t get to learn any algebra. But some parents find something sinister in the president of the United States wanting to speak to schoolchildren. They think it is a brainwashing attempt to indoctrinate their children into Hitler youth Brownshirt programs. You might think I am making this up, but I am not. You cannot write this stuff, the Wingnuts have taken crazy to a whole other level!
I mean, what other presidents have addressed schoolchildren? Sure, George H. W. Bush had a speech for kids where he ptiched his education plan in 1992 (that would be when he was running for reelection!)
PRESIDENT REAGAN: Well, thank you very much. Please, be seated. You know, this is a real treat for me, having you here, and to have in a little while the chance to answer some of your questions. Let me also offer a special hello to those of you who are watching on C-Span, or the Instructional Television Network. Thank you for inviting us into your home or your school today …
And that is a vision that goes beyond economics and politics, it’s also a moral vision, grounded in the reverence and faith of those who believe that with God’s help, they could create a free and democratic nation …
Because you see, the taxes can be such a penalty on people that there’s no incentive for them to prosper and to earn more and so forth because they have to give so much to the government …
There was talk about having a gun ban in California. It didn’t go through. But I got a letter from a man in San Quentin Prison. And from the prison he wrote me the letter to tell me he was in there for burglary, he was a burglar. And he said, “I just want you to know that if that law goes through, here in San Quentin there will be celebrating throughout the day and night by all the burglars who are in prison.”
Let’s never forget President George W. Bush was reading to kids when plans were slamming into the World Trade Center. But none of that matters because none of those presidents were Marxist Communist Socialist Nazi Muslim African Liberals like B. Hussein Obama!
Resistnet.com leads the charge to yank the kids out of school! Follow the lead of some lady who types in all caps!
Let’s all die on hills or something!
Obama’s secret distraction EXPOSED!
NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS!
I’d only support guys who were nailing their slaves to talk on TV (and if they did, they would be zombies and would eat kat 1776’s non-existent brains)
A typical theFoxNation.com response…
FoxNews.com let’s us know Liberals are the Real Racists!
mara123 can spot a Hitler a mile away!
nysportsfan (who lives in Texas for some reason) harassed her school principal with all caps emails until he was powerless to resist her
If the President drops below 50 mph, he will explode!
Seriously, liberals, why are you all horrible and want us to die?
Obamazz totally hates the Jews.
A speech so secret none shall hear it!
holypig would be the first person killed in Civil War II when he has a heart attack after walking to his gun cabinet.
He stepped over all these lines, like he was President or something!
tonyd2012 is yet another guy living the delusion that suddenly America will “wake up” and throw out these liberals and become True Conservative America!
Misogyny, in my FoxNews.com?
My kid won’t be learning no Spanish! And I’ll just ignore the fact my seven year old has more brains that I ever will!
Neither to most homeschoolers! Let’s yank their kids according to this guy!
Pray for God to smash babies’ heads against rocks. That’s Christian love for you!
The era of cheap internet has also lead to microsites popping up speaking out against the presidential address. Hall Pass On That is one such site…
Not the Ragime! I would demand Spell Check first!
We will brainwash our own kids, thank you very much!
We pay for it, so I should get MY WAY only! Waaaah!
Barack Obama, born to a father who abandoned him and forced to live with his grandparents because his mother had not enough money to take care of him, who attended schools on scholarships, was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But George W. Bush, millionaire’s son, was a man of the people!
Barack Obama will harm your children and expose himself.
So the site took it upon itself to write their own worksheet for the speech!
Let’s take a look…
Question all authority, but never question Mommy! (and NEVER question Republican presidents!)
Liberals, just draw pictures because none of you can write…
Let’s discuss the main ideas of the speech, these things I made up!
And HallPassOnThis is not the only site! Don’t these people have jobs? Oh, wait, George W. Bush took care of that problem!
Wingnut Web must end again, but we’ll soon be back, and with more brainwashed children. Remember, when you brainwash, to use cold water or you will end up shrinking the brain.
Webster-Meridian defines the word ‘tolerance’ as: “a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one’s own; freedom from bigotry,” or otherwise, a mutual respect for others and their beliefs regardless of race, creed, political affiliations, etc. I define the word ‘no’ as: “the opposite of yes,” or otherwise, the converse of the affirmative. Now, both words can be confusing at times, especially the word “tolerance” for some since it has three entire syllables and can be hard to sound out, but when I heard that the Resistnet.com community stands by a strict “No Tolerance” policy in the content and conversations taking place on their website I just had to take a gander and see for myself how tolerant they could be.
Darla D, Resistnet’s sexy middle-aged mom-hot administrator officially instituted the policy when Resistnet “spontaneously” sprung up and established themselves earlier this spring (due of course to “grassroots” efforts). As the site’s coordinating administrator all the responsibilities of maintaining a policy of “no tolerance”, among other things, fall squarely on Darla’s capable shoulders. Being the one who created and set the policy Darla should be the most knowledgeable on the subject and her hawkish dedication to keeping the members of Resistnet in line should shine through on the chat and message boards on the site. That is, if Darla actually could sound out, define, or count the syllables in the word “tolerance”.
Darla D on the prowl. Sup girl?
I’m not going to bother outlining the whole thing, the tenants of a “no tolerance” policy on a community website should be very clear since we all most of us learned about the word “tolerance” in our 5th grade English class, but all the reader needs to know is that Resistnet.com does have an official policy regarding content that is racist, sexist, demeaning, pornographic, offensive, and otherwise not kosher to regular upstanding citizens. Here are some snippets:
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4. This is a clean site, so we will absolutely not allow pornographic material or links directed to pornographic material on our site period! Our definition of pornographic material means: if you wouldn’t show your little brother, or daughter, don’t post it. Both ‘Upstairs’ and ‘Downstairs’ must be covered in some kind of fashion. The same applies to avatars as well.
5. Photos/Video’s or links to photos/video’s of illegal activities are not allowed in ANY sections of this forum. Pictures/Video’s must be tasteful, non-abusive, non-graphic, no heads on spikes, no one giving a bird, no bad language, non-racist, etc… Music must be tasteful, no profanity, racism, lewdness, allowed in music choices.
6. No sexism is allowed. Offensive comments will be deleted. This applies to both male and female members!
Websters Dictionary: prejudice or discrimination based on sex ; especially: discrimination against women2: behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of social roles based on sex
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11. Posts that deal with militancy such as a call for taking up arms, and or overthrowing the government with any kind of violence will result in banishment from the site. Conspiracy Theories may be deleted with out notice. Please provide credible links and sources on your posts.
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We want you to have fun, but use of this forum is a privilege not a right! Failure to comply with any of the above guidelines may trigger one or more of the following responses by the Moderators:
1. Your message may be edited, closed or deleted.
2. You could possibly receive a written warning from a Moderator not to do it again.
3. If you do not receive a written warning and notice a message that you made was edited, closed or deleted without written warning from a Moderator this should make you aware that your post was inappropriate and the edit, closing or deletion of the message should be warning enough. You should not start a new thread concerning the same topic as this may lead to you being banned from the forum. Please do not expect the Moderators to give you a warning every time you do not follow the guidelines that are listed here. It is your responsibility to know these guidelines.
Pretty clear right? You can post on Resistnet, but if a user gets too out of control and starts calling on members to take up arms against the police or posts up some blatantly racist comments or pictures then that material will be taken down, since it hurts the credibility of the community and makes everyone on their side look like a bunch of racist bigoted loonies. Any national group dedicated to spirited and factual debate would make it a priority to make sure their members keep the dialog respectable and free of blatant intolerant words and pictures, it just makes your cause look bad otherwise, but given that Resistnet.com and Darla D don’t really understand the meaning of the word “factual” or “debate” in the first place, it is no surprise that Darla clearly drops the ball on every occasion as Resistnet administrator and herald of tolerance. As of the date of this post here are some images still up on Resistnet.com’s photos/video section, you be the judge on whether or not the content abides by the words in Darla D’s “No Tolerance” policy:
You know who had some good ideas? That Hitler guy!
Where have I heard that term "final solution" before?
Poop joke!
Racist? No, it's Bill Cosby!
What do you even caption this with??
Native Americans, the original homegrown terrorists
It's not racist! Obama was born in Africa and that's how they all dress there!
This is just ONE SECTION of Resistnet’s web community, you think Darla D would be doing a better job with her beliefs in tolerance and all. I only comment on the photos section here because if I scrubbed the message board or chat portions of Resistnet for racist, derogatory, and obscene comments this post would go on for EONS. Does Resistnet have the right to post whatever they want on their own website? Of course!
Do Resistnet and Darla D have a policy in place that denounces the posting material deemed racist, sexist, or otherwise profane and tasteless? Well, firm might not be the best word to describe it, but yeah apparently they do. Does Resistnet cling to these tenants however? Hell naw. I mean, we already know this “movement” is full of people who are way to concerned that a black man is President to begin with, we don’t even need to question if the content is racially charged or not. Good eye Darla D!
Now, I’ll let you draw up your own conclusions, but what does it say about a particular group when it becomes necessary, on the surface at least, for them to have to institute a policy of “tolerant” posting yet at the same time the majority of users and even the site’s administrator (Darla D), the one person who is responsible and should be held accountable when “site rules” are broken, disregard the racial, sexist, pornographic, and profane (yeah, last time I checked pictures of aborted fetuses were considered profane) content embodied in said website?
So, Resistnet.com won’t leave me alone. They can’t quit me. Resistnet.com wants to have gay sex with me. I try to ignore them for a few weeks and they cry like spoiled babies wanting attention. So, I guess I shall pay them a visit one more time. The tears of impotent rage are like a drug to me, and Resistnet is one of the best highs around. Wingnut Web has been dealing with them since the beginning. We’ll be dealing with them until they all die of old age in about twenty minutes. Until then, we have to read their posts and marvel at how they figured out how to even turn their computers on.
Trooper knows the Final Solution is near.
Reality makes Michael Erway angry. And he is far above mocking of people
Michael Erway is no longer above mocking people and now applauds it
Karen Belver is a poster child for the need for government run mental healthcare
gary kaalberg is telling more war stories, he has fought in every major war since 1776!
He’s also dying of cancer. Because when you are dying of cancer, you post on the internet and get master’s degrees and all the other stuff he is claiming to do.
And he works for the CIA as a sniper!
gary kaalberg threatens to quit and namedrops the best site on the internet…
gary kaalberg is such a threat that some Resistnet posters question if he is a troll
What the heck, indeed!
Hot Google Alert action!
By very polite note he means he posted two comments where he called me names.
This is my favorite post ever. That email address is for the registrar of GoDaddy, btw, which isn’t even the registrar I use. The rest of the information is similarly as accurate
That means a lot coming from someone who spends 16 hours a day removing racist comments from Resistnet, and yet the site is still filled to the brim with them.
Translation: Please send death threats to this guy.
gary is still posting the wrong information days later…Resistnet posters salivate at the thought of calling me up and getting reported to the FBI and sent to jail
And now I killed his dog? WTF???
Here is what gary kaalberg wrote here:
let me set a few things straight. as a veteran i fought for yours and my freedom to say and believe what we choose to. unlike you i will not attack you personally. that is childish. i didnt vote for obama because of his record of voting in illinois as a senator. the record is there for everyone to see. voting present doesnt get it. thats a cowards way of sitting on the fence. it allows you to be on the winning side. you are probably thinking i am a red neck again you would be wrong. i didnt like bush either. i believe as a country that we can be socially conservative and take care of each other without involving the government. i believe that every american has the right to food housing and medical care. i give my time freely to help the poor. i dont need a community organizer to tell me how to do it. if you want to make a diffference in america then quit drinking the kool aid and invest the time in really checking out who you support.
Ha, sure you didn’t like Bush.
instead of acting infantile why dont you openly and honestly make your case. i will gladly share any research i have. i do not buy into prison planet anymore than any other sight. in fact i debunked the fema coffin junk. i ask all this. every president since eisenhower has made their birth cert. college trans. and other personal data available. why wont obama, how could he travel to pakistan and afghanistan when they were banned for travel from by the state dept.
You haven’t shared crap of the pictures you supposedly have, and your entire claim is full of as much crap as every other thing you say.
Added bonus: Resistnet.com also discusses the 365Black.com McDonald’s website!
CSA avatar guy shows his patriotism
gary kaalberg shows he is an insane racist besides being army, navy, air force, CIA, dale henderson, a genius, dying of cancer, and Jesus
They don’t hire white only, the fraks!
Poor white southerners and their racism. When will they catch a break?
Did you know Obama’s mother faked her death in order to make Obama a secret Muslim communist sleeper agent? Resistnet.com thinks so! They got their crack team, some nutter named gary kaalberg, who not only had Obama steal his shift key and spellcheck, but gary kaalberg and his intracit web of secret agent friends aged a photograph of Ann Dunham, and the results supposedly look like some woman who was near Barack Obama at some point in time once. So you want to see all these photos and aged photos and secret alive presidential momma? Well, gary kaalberg hasn’t bothered to upload any of it. But that hasn’t stopped several Resistnet.com members from believing the whole thing. I was going to ignore Resistnet.com for a little while, but this is just too stupid to ignore.
gary kaalberg gets the crazy train started…
instead of posting any proof at all, he makes up some biometrics garbage…
gary quickly convinces Gun Avatar Guy
Well, if Orly Taitz, the craziest birther of them all, says something is so, it can’t possibly be so
Ann Dunham faked her death and caused the housing crisis to get her son elected president!
Here is some background on our fine hero gary
gary seems to have found his caps lock key, but doesn’t know how to turn it back off. Also, the conspiracy deepens…
Trooper sees the insanity and decides he has to step it up a notch to try to be the most insane member of Resistnet
Totally not as weird as it sounds. I am convinced 100%. Especially with all the photographic proof you uploaded just now
The Result:
Proof she is a living sleeper agent who faked her death to cause the housing crash so her muslim communist biracial son could become president. Barack Obama will be so shaken he becomes William F. Buckley overnight. Game, set, match, Liberals!
And here is a bonus “I hate the Mexicans!” post
Now, please, Resistnet.com, please stop being so damn pathetic! I want to spend time mocking FreeRepublic.com, but you idiots won’t stop being so entertainingly insane!
Resistnet.com continues to be a joke filled with whiners. And someone has stolen most of their caps lock keys. It must be Obama! As the health care debate rages on and mobs of angry old people mob around and lower the public discourse to sub-sewer levels, Resistnet is right in the thick of it cheering them on and taking full credit. And they haven’t stopped posting dumb things on other subjects, either. So let’s go through Resistnet’s vaults one more time before we set Wingnut Web’s eyes on new targets…
Darn those terrorists and cronie s, they stole poor jeff’s caps lock key!
Dee declares people should check their egos, then bans anyone who dares question her
Neither of these guys have ever talked to a black person
DJ thinks grassfire.org will open the books! HA!
Immediately shot down. Because they have lots to hide.
Jesus Jesus Jesus, also flu vaccine conspiracy!
“Young people are dumb” — Bitter old white guy
Yes, you are being insulted because you are right, not because your crazy mobs are threatening public safety
How DARE they compare Bush to Hitler ::Has Obama=Joker avatar, fails to connect the dots::
JA13 thinks Star Wars is real and happening right now
LLCoolBeans shows that the short buses now have wifi
Yes, Obama will somehow be a foreigner after he angers enough liberals with his lukewarm healthcare reform!
gary kaalberg is my new favorite poster on Resistnet.
The official Resistnet.com support shack, now in some guy’s backyard. Complete with a coffee can for a toilet
Obama is going to eliminate term limits, but also eliminate elections. Yeah.
gary is just mad his caplocks key left him for an illegal alien.
No.
gary kaalberg is one of those guys who pretends he was GI Joe
gary kaalberg claims he is going to the 9/12 march on DC
If you did step 4 and MapQuested DC, then you would have noticed step 5 leads you directly TOWARDS the CIA headquarters.
Gas mask? What the hell does Mel Frost think is going to happen? What is Mel Frost going to do on 9/12? Time to call the FBI again…
That’s it for now, Resistnet.com continues to be the jokiest joke who ever joked. But the punchline is sadness.
