Mike Myers to voice in CGI/Live Action Cat Rape – The Movie!

Oh, wait, it’s not Cat Rape, it’s Pepe Le Pew. Who tries to rape cats. But in a cartoon that’s acceptable, while in real life a CGI monstrosity trying to force his pixels all over an innocent cat might not play that well. Also expect about a billion French jokes about our favorite cheese-eating surrender monkeys – Unless Mike Myers decides to make him Scottish too for some reason. At least it looks like Mike Myers became enough of box office poison he can’t do any more live action films, but the realm of cartoons is still cursed.

Hear that? It's the sound of something that won't work in live action!