Birdemic II: The Resurrection is not only a reality, it’s reaching teaser trailer phase. And even though that teaser is just a riff on the Avengers, it shows that somewhere, somehow, this film got funded. The world can’t seem to get enough of animated gifs attacking dotcom millionaires and Victoria Secrets models. And whatever the other characters did. Mostly collected large amounts of guns. But now the birds are back, and they’re more bird than ever! Maybe.

Let’s find out the plot:

Synopsis: A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attacked? Who will survive?

Wait, what?

Let’s find out a better plot:

Bill is a struggling filmmaker; Gloria is an aspiring actress. Rod, a Silicon Valley millionaire, finances Bill’s film, a dream come true until eagles and vultures attack Hollywood and it’s up to Rod, his girlfriend Nathalie, new friends and old to mount the resistance. Who will survive?

Birdemic II, you asked for it.

Wait, what???

Oh, well. With much of the original cast returning along with a whole bunch of new characters, Birdemic 2 looks to be just as much of a trainwreck as the prior film, except now with needless swagger. But I’ll probably watch it. James Nguyen better bring it!

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