Fanboys vs Weinsteins

A number of things happened when I took two months off for school. The sheer number of random news articles I have bookmarked will probably provide extra content for weeks spread within the new stuff. Nothing that happened during the break is funnier than this: Star Wars Fans called for a boycott on Superhero Movie.

Yes. Let that sink in if you were not aware.

Fanboys is a film about the way-back years of 1997. Right before Episode 1 of the prequels are released, a group of friends decide to break into Skywalker Ranch and steal a copy for their friend, who is dying of cancer. There is now a chopped version that removes all mention of cancer, because who wants cancer in their comedies? So now it’s just a group of friends who try to steal a movie, and hijinks ensue.

From IMDB

An announcement by The Weinstein Co. that it now plans to release two versions of its comedy Fanboys — one featuring the original cut; the other the cut ordered by Harvey Weinstein — has failed to mollify supporters of the original version, who are threatening to boycott and picket the Weinstein’s Superhero Movie, which opens on Friday. “This [the Weinstein announcement] is more about avoiding picket lines at Superhero than it was about making a decision about the release of our movie,” Kevin Mann, one of the producers, told the Hollywood Reporter. The movie concerns a group of Star Wars fans who break into George Lucas’s studios to see an advance screening of The Phantom Menace. In the original version, one of the fans is battling cancer. In the revised one, references to cancer have been removed. “The original reason we wanted to get involved with this script was because it was a comedy with heart,” Mann told the trade paper. “In my opinion, when the cancer was taken out, the heart went with it.” On their website, http://committed.to/stopdarthweinstein, fans who had seen the rough cut of the movie and/or clips at Star Wars conventions, vowed that their protest “will continue until the Weinstein Co. announces that they are returning control of Fanboys to the Star Wars fans who made it, releasing the original version in theaters and doing away with their anti-fan version of the film altogether.”

Now, I am not a superfans of the Weinsteins due to some of their shenanigans when they would buy up rights for Asian films and just sit on them at Miramax (and then release chopped up versions) but this is just dumb. This is nothing but fanboy overreaction due to the film’s initial pimpage on Aintitcoolnews.com and a few other places. And the random few guys who think Veronica Mars dressed as Slave Girl Leia is something that they want to associate with cancer due to “That’s what the Hutts like!”

AICN’s own Moriarty has seen both the cancer and non-cancer film:

And regarding the much-debated “cancer or no cancer” debate… it ultimately doesn’t matter, and that’s a pretty damning statement about the movie. Again… we’re talking about execution and not intent here. In theory, a film about a group of friends trying to give a dying buddy his last wish could be very sweet and moving and funny and all sorts of other things. Could be. But the cancer here is mentioned a few times, but it barely seems to affect Linus. Marquette may be the main problem for me overall, since it’s his lack of chemistry with Huntington and his seemingly consequence-free cancer that bother me. The fact that it was so simple to delete it from the film and still have the film play pretty much exactly the same should say everything that needs to be said about it.

Fanboys were unimpressed and sent threatening letters to Fanboys director Steve Brill, who responded by threatening them right back.

So Superhero movie was released, and did terrible because it looked terrible and those spoof movies are overplayed. Thus the fanboys declared victory. That’s like declaring victory if the Earth successfully orbits the sun for another year. The actual protesting at theaters was weak to non-existent. It was easier to find Waldo than a Fanboys-supporting Protester.

IMDB

Fans of the as-yet-unreleased movie Fanboys who launched an Internet campaign against Superhero Movie in reaction to reports that The Weinstein Company had reedited and reshot pertinent Fanboys scenes claimed victory Sunday after Superhero Movie’s disappointing opening. Small groups of protesters staged a demonstration in Los Angeles and New York Friday, even as they stepped up their campaign against Harvey Weinstein on their website at www.StopDarthWeinstein.com. “If you release your mutilated anti-fan version of Fanboys in any form, you can look forward to a lifetime boycott of your studio by every Star Wars fan on the planet,” the site warned the Weinsteins. The Weinstein Co. said later that the fans’ reaction had little to do with Superhero Movie’s box-office performance. About eight protesters showed up at an AMC theater in Los Angeles and were taken out for pizza afterwards by Fanboys producer Matthew Perniciaro. Perniciaro later told the Hollywood Reporter: “We’ve been working on this movie for many years and if someone is going to take time out of their personal life and support our film, whatever that support may be, at the very least what we can do is say thank you and buy them a couple of slices of pizza.”

The website is even misquoted in the article, it’s really http://stopdarthweinstein.chris-marquette.com/

More reporting on the lack of support here

Where are things now? Boring. There will still be no cancer in the film, and if the cancer is removed that easily (easier than any real life cancer) than it didn’t play that key of a role in the first place. So screw it. That’s probably good, because if someone was deathly sick, and the last thing they saw was Jar Jar Binks and Anakin yelling “Yippee!” they’d be dead long before the mentioning of “Now this is pod racing.” The sequel to Fanboys should involve them trying to bury the film in a desert while being pursued by a pack of CGI racial caricatures from across the globe in alien form.

New Review – Godzilla Island Story Arc 2

We’re pounding these out like nails on a board, because we care. Care about bringing you everything you need to know about obscure Japanese TV shows about Godzilla from the late 1990’s. No one else cares like we do. March of Godzilla Island continues! There is no stopping the March, you can only hope the parade route is close enough to get you some candy.

Godzilla Island Story Arc 2 is episodes 6-15, where King Ghidrah attacks Godzilla Island and must be defeated by the monsters. And then defeated again when King Ghidrah is revived. He does that. Remember to Tsuzuku!

Birth of a Legend – new microbudget local monster movie

Microbudget films are allowing a massive growth in monster films (which I prefer to the cliche DTV vampire or zombie flicks infesting every video store) that give us the joy of monster attacks without having to fill it with SciFi Channel CGI. The film has glowing fish, girls playing volleyball in blue bikinis, and local flavor.

Official site

Every town has a legend. Maybe a haunted mansion; an old train trestle with a ghost locomotive; or perhaps a mysterious creature that inhabits the nearby swamp. Well, Sweet Tee, Alabama was no exception. Located on the banks of the mighty Tennessee River, Sweet Tee had a secret… A Big Secret. And people were starting to get killed.

A loser-journalist; a burned-out hippie; and a brainy girl-scientist were thrown together in a life-or-death alliance. They had to figure out what was going on in the river, and then they had to fix things. And it wasn’t going to be easy.

Yes, a catfish/worm mutant is out killing people, making Birth of a Legend sort of a cross between Squirm and Zaat (aka Blood Waters of Dr. Z). The monster is called the Wawa.

Steve Wiggins is the director.

The film is available now, just order it here for $13.95 ($17.95 if you want a soundtrack CD.)

Thanks to Avery for the info!

Godzilla Island Story Arc 2

Godzilla Island – Story Arc 2

Godzilla Island – Story Arc 2


1997

Directed by Shun Mizutani

Godzilla has several TV shows throughout his history. In this year’s March of Godzilla, we will be cataloging one such show, Godzilla Island. Godzilla Island was a series of three minute episodes that ran from October 6, 1997, until September 30, 1998. 256 episodes were created, using a combination of toys and stock footage to bring the characters to life. Throw in some characters acting in front of a blue screen and a basketball-shaped annoying robot, and you got Godzilla Island in a nutshell. One advantage to the toymation approach of monster effects is it allows the appearance of all sorts of kaiju from all over G-history. Multiple Jet Jaguars! All sorts of one-shot characters pop up over the course of the series. But as this was created around 1997, no one from the Millennium series of films is present.

Set in the year 2097, where most kaiju live on an island in the Pacific Ocean. Godzilla Island. I guess, I’m not sure if they give it an actual name, since they speak this Japanese language all the time. Anyway, Godzilla Island soon becomes a center of activity for alien invasions left and right. Aliens being the evil Xilien aliens, as seen in Godzilla vs. Monster Zero. The one individual seen even dresses like them, although she doesn’t follow the contention that all females of the species look identical to Kumi Mizuno. Godzilla Island is governed by the Godzilla-Guard, aka G-Guard, which is staffed by one guy and a robot. The G-Guard Commander is less than capable in dealing with invading monsters and aliens, but luckily he is joined by mysterious young girl Torema, who has a powerful space ship and psychic powers.

According to the credits, the series was directed by Shun Mizutani and written by Takahiko Masuda. With music by The Edge. I guess U2’s The Edge, unless there is another The Edge running around, in which case I must bang my head on the desk. We’ll run through the episodes in order broken up by story arcs. Some stories are only a few episodes long, and some last close to twenty. Each episode ends with “tsuzuku” which basically means “to be continued.” So tsuzuku will be our catchphrase of the series. If you missed this paragraph you’ll probably be very confused, as we will probably type tsuzuku more than Godzilla in these articles.

The action is brought to life with toys. It is toymation at it’s finest, almost a decade before Robot Chicken. This allows for lots of monsters to be in lots of shows, lots of monster fights that we would never see otherwise, and lots of new versions of monsters. Plus the fact they had a deal with Bandai Toys to produce lots of exclusive toys for the show didn’t hurt. Come to think of it this is more of a blatant commercial for toys than the He-Man cartoon! But first let’s meet the human actors who will be appearing in most of the episodes:

Viruses may be the new batteries

I’ve been using viruses for batteries for years! About time these people catch up. My H5N1-powered laptop is what I’m using to post this! Forget going green, I went viroid! But soon these viruses will mutate and infect people, turning them into walking batteries. And then the walking batteries are going to get all uppity when I try to use them to jumpstart my car or Frankenstein monster, and demand special rights from the government. Then we’ll have a big debate over if viruses are alive or not, followed by the government granting special access to SARS to kill off as many people it wants under the guise of free speech. So I say “Up yours, viruses!” Dr. Mobusu will not play your games, I got a few games of my own. And viruses are not allowed. You couldn’t move the little scotty dog over to Park Place anyway.

Viruses may be the new batteries
Tracy Staedter
Discovery News

Tuesday, 2 May 2006

Genetically manipulated viruses could replace standard lithium-ion batteries, packing two to three times more energy than other batteries, researchers say.

The virus batteries could be thin, transparent, and lightweight, according to a US study published online recently in the journal Science by Professor Angela Belcher of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and team.

Because less material is devoted to packaging, more of the battery is used just for generating power.

“What we’re trying to do is have all of the mass and volume be used for the purpose it is to be used for, which is to power the device,” says Belcher.

The researchers say such a battery should last as long as conventional batteries. And it could power anything from microelectronics, including chemical and biological sensors, ‘lab on chip’ devices, and security tags to larger items such as mobile phones, computer displays and even electric cars.

Building batteries, like building anything, requires assembly. The smaller the battery, the more challenging that is.

Current manufacturing techniques involve arranging nanoparticles, nanotubes, or nanowires on surfaces using expensive, high-temperature methods.

Belcher and her team decided to capitalise on biology’s inherent knack for organising microscopic structures and apply it to battery technology.

Viruses acting like wires?

To make the viruses work like conducting wires, the scientists genetically altered the organisms so that proteins on their surfaces would be attracted to metal particles, including cobalt and gold.

Four different solutions went into the battery component: a negatively charged polymer, a positively charged polymer, negatively charged viruses, and charged particles, or ions, of cobalt.

The scientists spread the negatively and positively charged polymer solutions onto a glass slide in alternating layers. Next, they dipped the slide into a solution containing millions of the altered viruses.

The wire-like viruses automatically spread themselves evenly across the slide, as they have a natural tendency to slightly repel each other.

When the slide was dipped into the ion solution, proteins on the surface of the viruses attracted the metal ions, causing the organisms to become, essentially, conducting wires.

And because viruses naturally replicate, scientists say that growing more to make many batteries shouldn’t be hard.

“All you do is grow them in a bigger fermenter and you’re done. Once you do, there’s no roadblock to scale up to industrial level production,” says Brent Iverson, professor of chemistry and biochemistry at the University of Texas at Austin.

Building anodes and cathodes

When the polymer solution dries, it becomes a transparent anode, the battery’s positively charged terminal.

A piece of film about 10 centimetres by 10 centimetres contains about a billion conducting viruses.

Belcher and her team are working next to produce the negatively charged cathode with the viruses and believe they will have a working prototype in about two years.

Somebody stole this poor frog’s lungs!

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It sure wasn’t I, Dr. Mobusu! I swear it. Okay, maybe I “borrowed” the lungs for a bit. But my mutant venus flytrap needed them. Because it can breathe. Because it’s a mutant! That’s much more interesting than a rare frog that breaths through its skin. How does it sneeze? Answer that one! Even with a nose, you need air to come out of somewhere. I have the feeling the reason this frog is so rare is every time it steps out of the house some scientists grabs it and cuts it open. Maybe there’s a correlation? That’s why science should only be handled by those of us who are mad. Just to show up this frog I’m going to make a frog that SEES through its skin! Then I’ll make a fortune selling it full-body sunglasses. My future’s so bright I gotta wear shades…