Battle Los Angeles

Battle: Los Angeles is coming!

Battle Los Angeles
Aliens fight Marines in Battle: Los Angeles. It’s got a great title (and easily sequelized!) and won’t be annoyingly first person view, so no vomiting motion sickness. Heck, it will probably be better than GI Joe, so I’m all for it! Bring on the aliens, because it’s time to kick some alien butt!

From the AMC blog (AMC???)

Aliens to Attack Hollywood in Battle: Los Angeles

You’ve heard about the possible V remake. Here’s one better: Columbia just picked up an original spec script about aliens invading Los Angeles. Continuing the Snakes on A Plane title trend, this new film is to be called simply Battle: Los Angeles, in which a Marine platoon will… battle aliens on the streets of Los Angeles.

The news from The Hollywood Reporter is that it’s written by Chris Bertolini (The General’s Daughter) and will be produced by Neal Moritz, the man behind this weekend’s box office horror hit, Prom Night. “I love the idea, and I love the script. I like it all,” he told the trade. “We are going to be in production within six months.” The “huge event movie,” as the producer called it, won’t have a huge budget but, thankfully, it will have better camera work than Cloverfield.

No word on the casting but you can easily imagine Samuel Jackson as a Marine Sergeant saying, “Enough is enough. I’ve had it with the motherf— aliens in this motherf— town!”

Bats, Echolocation, and DUH!

Let me step out of claiming responsibility for this one. It turns out bats developed flight first, and echolocation later. DUH! Everyone already knew that, despite the attempts by a few morons to try to say “Buh?” as to which came first. This isn’t a chicken/egg situation, there is no reason to have echolocation if you ain’t flying. Plus, many larger bats don’t have echolocation. They never did. So there really wasn’t a debate here, but I guess SOMEONE just wasn’t convinced. But screw him, the debate is over.

Now we can have fun imagining what kind of bad movie would be spawned thanks to this extinct bat. Onychonycteris – Silent Terror! The “true” story of prehistoric bats asleep in a cave awakened by teenage spelunkers and crazed to kill. Only when brave teen Jimmy and his Sheriff father send hundreds of roaches with alka-seltzer glued to their backs into the cave is the day saved, as the bats soon explode after eating them. Starring Corin Nemic, Vanessa Angel, and someone randomly from Buffy/Angel.

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Missing link shows bats flew first, developed echolocation later

The discovery of a remarkably well-preserved fossil representing the most primitive bat species known to date demonstrates that the animals evolved the ability to fly before they could echolocate.
The new species, named Onychonycteris finneyi, was unearthed in 2003 in southwestern Wyoming and is described in a study in the Feb. 14 issue of the journal Nature, on which University of Michigan paleontologist Gregg Gunnell is a coauthor along with researchers from the American Museum of Natural History (AMNH) in New York, the Royal Ontario Museum in Canada and the Senckenberg Research Institute in Germany. A cast of one of the two known specimens is on permanent display in the U-M Exhibit Museum of Natural History’s Hall of Evolution.

“There has been a longstanding debate about how bats evolved, centering around the development of flight and the development of the sonar system they use to navigate and hunt for prey,” said Gunnell, an associate research scientist at the U-M Museum of Paleontology. “The three main theories have been that they developed the two abilities together, that flight came first, or that sonar came first. Based on the specimen described in this paper, we were able to determine that this particular animal was not capable of echolocating, which then suggests that bats flew before they developed their echolocation ability.”

Bats represent one of the largest and most diverse orders of mammals, accounting for one-fifth of all living mammal species. The well-preserved condition of the new fossil permitted the scientists to take an unprecedented look at the most primitive known member of the order Chiroptera.

“When we first saw it, we knew it was special,” said lead author Nancy Simmons of AMNH. “It’s clearly a bat, but unlike any previously known. In many respects it is a missing link between bats and their non-flying ancestors.”

Dating the rock formation in which the fossil was found put its age at 52 million years. Onychonycteris was not the only bat alive at the time—fossils of Icaronycteris, a more modern bat that could echolocate, are found in the same formations.

A careful examination of Onychonycteris’s physical characteristics revealed several surprising features. For example, it had claws on all five of its fingers, whereas modern bats have, at most, claws on only two digits of each hand. The limb proportions of Onychonycteris are also different from all other bats—the hind legs are longer and the forearm shorter—and more similar to those of climbing mammals that hang under branches, such as sloths and gibbons.

The fossil’s limb form and the appearance of claws on all the fingers suggest that Onychonycteris may have been a skilled climber. However, long fingers, a keeled breastbone and other features indicate that Onychonycteris could fly under its own power like modern bats. It had short, broad wings, which suggest that it probably could not fly as far or as fast as most bats that came after it. Instead of flapping its wings continuously while flying it may have alternated flapping and gliding while in the air. Onychonycteris’s teeth indicate that its diet consisted primarily of insects, just like that of most living bats.

“We don’t know what the initial incentive was to take to the air,” Gunnell said. “My thought is that these bats probably were commuters at first—developing the ability to fly allowed them to travel to a particular place to feed, then fly back to their nesting area.” Eventually, selective pressures likely favored the development of more sustained and agile flight, allowing bats to hunt on the wing.

Despite Onychonycteris’s resemblance to animals that came after it, its skull lacks features in and around the ear seen in bats that use echolocation to navigate and hunt. The structure of its feet and ankles, which include a special, spur-like bone that likely supported a tail membrane, led the researchers to conclude that Onychonycteris had the broad tail that modern bats use to capture prey in flight, but that the structure probably was used as an airfoil to aid maneuvering. Without echolocation, Onychonycteris likely had to make do with visual, olfactory, or passive audio cues to hunt.

“It finally gives us an answer,” Simmons said. “Flying evolved first, echolocation second.”

Source: University of Michigan

Guilala casting news!

Guilala is in the news again, as The Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit has some casting:

Natsuki Kato, Kazuki Kato, Susumu Kurobe, Yosuke Natsuke (aka Yosuke Natsuki), and Beat Takeshi (aka Takeshi Kitano).

and a plot synopsis:

Attack the G8 Summit from the production: “In the summer of 2008, the G8 Summit is held at Lake Toya, a beautiful resort near the volcano in Hokkaido. At the same time, a Chinese rocket falls onto the island, causing a monster to be born from a spore attached to the rocket. The monster, Guilala, moves toward the summit conference site in pursuit of volcanic energy. The U.S. president proclaims, ‘I will never yield to any monsters! Nobody calls me a chicken.’ Other leaders reluctantly switch the sign board from ‘G8 Summit’ to ‘Guilala Task Force’. Now they have to terminate Guilala to show their countries’ power and prestige. The first mission is a missile attack by Japan, then Italy, Germany, and…. Deadly combat between human beings and the monster from outer space continues. However, when everyone starts to give up, a journalist finds a strange group worshipping the traditional idol at the lakeside.”

Natsuki Kato
Natsuki Kato

Kazuki Kato
Kazuki Kato

Susumu
Susumu Kurobe

Yosuke
Yosuke Natsuke

Takashi
Takeshi Kitano
Guilala
Guilala

Source – GOMORRAHY.com

Original article at TarsTarkas.NET

UPDATE: Twitch is reporting:

And Kitano’s not just going to appear in Kawasaki’s Guilala’s Counter Attack: The Touyaku Summit One-Shot Crisis, nope. He’s playing the final hero of the piece, a blatant Daimajin knock off called Takemajin.

So we’ll have a monster fight! Rock!

And here is what Takemajin will look like, thanks to Undead Backbrain!

Takemajin
Daimajin meets Goldar meets Hindu gods…

Godzilla Island Story Arc 4

Godzilla Island – Story Arc 4

Godzilla Island – Story Arc 4


1997

Directed by Shun Mizutani

Godzilla has several TV shows throughout his history. In this year’s March of Godzilla, we will be cataloging one such show, Godzilla Island. Godzilla Island was a series of three minute episodes that ran from October 6, 1997, until September 30, 1998. 256 episodes were created, using a combination of toys and stock footage to bring the characters to life. Throw in some characters acting in front of a blue screen and a basketball-shaped annoying robot, and you got Godzilla Island in a nutshell. One advantage to the toymation approach of monster effects is it allows the appearance of all sorts of kaiju from all over G-history. Multiple Jet Jaguars! All sorts of one-shot characters pop up over the course of the series. But as this was created around 1997, no one from the Millennium series of films is present.

Set in the year 2097, where most kaiju live on an island in the Pacific Ocean. Godzilla Island. I guess, I’m not sure if they give it an actual name, since they speak this Japanese language all the time. Anyway, Godzilla Island soon becomes a center of activity for alien invasions left and right. Aliens being the evil Xilien aliens, as seen in Godzilla vs. Monster Zero. The one individual seen even dresses like them, although she doesn’t follow the contention that all females of the species look identical to Kumi Mizuno. Godzilla Island is governed by the Godzilla-Guard, aka G-Guard, which is staffed by one guy and a robot. The G-Guard Commander is less than capable in dealing with invading monsters and aliens, but luckily he is joined by mysterious young girl Torema, who has a powerful space ship and psychic powers.

According to the credits, the series was directed by Shun Mizutani and written by Takahiko Masuda. With music by The Edge. I guess U2’s The Edge, unless there is another The Edge running around, in which case I must bang my head on the desk. We’ll run through the episodes in order broken up by story arcs. Some stories are only a few episodes long, and some last close to twenty. Each episode ends with “tsuzuku” which basically means “to be continued.” So tsuzuku will be our catchphrase of the series. If you missed this paragraph you’ll probably be very confused, as we will probably type tsuzuku more than Godzilla in these articles.

Prepare for – King BONG!

Charles Band is at it again, this time he’s making a sequel to the film Evil Bong (about a bond that could talk…and kill!) The photo included in the article looks like someone made a bong out of King Kong’s Skull Island – not that surprising because some potheads are like Macgyver when it comes to creating bongs. Check out the photos at the Fangoria page.