Wingnut Web – Obama closes Gitmo edition

Welcome to the first edition of Wingnut Web, where the crazy posts of idiot Right Wingers are cataloged and archived for our children’s children to enjoy. Assuming Conservative policies don’t cause the end of the planet first. Welcome to a scary world where any nut with a computer can make threats against the president on mainstream news organization websites!

YOU DECIDE: Would You Want Terrorists In Your Back Yard?

Actual quotes from readers of Foxnews.com:

Brian lives in a world where TV is real and reality is fiction:

Comment by Brian
Barack and the other remaining 545 people who run this country (9 Justices, 535 House and Senate seats, and VP) should all take an hour of their life every Monday and watch the drama series ‘24?.

While only a t.v. series, it focusses on the things we all do not see behind closed doors that need to be done. Tell me that any one of those 546 memebers had a personal threat on their family and they knew a conspirator had information to save their family that they would simply ask Mr. Terrorist “Can you please tell me what you know?”

It ain’t going to work!!!! These people have no boundaries. Good, decent people have rules and boundaries to keep civilization alive. These people have none and because of this, it allows them to have no ends of what they are capable of (Did we forget 9/11 America!!!!!!) Sometimes, you have to drop to your enemie’s level in order to get results. At the end of the day, I want to feel safe knowing our agencies are doing everything they can to protect me and my family.

Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is my new favorite nickname for the prez

Comment by Katherine Janousky
Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is not only emasculating America by turning the CIA into Can’t Interrogate Anyone, but now he’s living down to his middle name by closing Gitmo and puttting the terrorists among us. I hope those misguided voters who put him in office are as thrilled with him as Bin Laden et. al. are.
Katherine Janousky

HALF WIT indeed

Comment by allen
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Who is Ilkada?

Comment by Julia Strickler
Since this man said he would side with the Islams, releasing the terrorists is just the beginning of more terrorist in this country. NO, NO, NO, I do not want them in this country. The Ilkada waged war on the United States at 911 how short memories are in this country. They need to be treated just for who they are. Softening our ways will only encourage more terrorism. It is known that those who have been released have been in the camps of the terrorist. IF

Joe Millionaire is moving up in the world

Comment by Joe
Many of the detainees will be released! These are PROVEN terrorists who want YOU, ME and EVERY American D-E-A-D! It will only be a matter of time before the newslines read, “EX GITMO Prisoner(s) fly airplanes into Sears Tower and White House!” (example)… or were Suicide Bombers walking down the streets of L.A. and detonated! I would have no problem if Obama blew up the Prison in GITMO… as long as the current prisoners were still there at the time!

MMJ’s keyboard is buried under a pile of sand. The sand that was in her vagina.

Comment by MMJ
OK I WILL OBAMA IS A IDIOT. THIS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO CREATE HISTORY INSTEAD OF MAKING HISTORY AND LETS FACE IT THE MEDIA WONT SAY A THING WE ALL KNOW THAT AND LETS BE REAL ITS BECAUSE OF HALF OF HIS ETHIC BACK GROUND. LIBRALS YOU MAKE NO SENCE YOU WANT THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS THAT THE CONSTINTION GIVES YOU BUT WHEN IT DONT GO YOUR WAY YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.EXAMPLE CAL. THE PEOPLE VOTE NO TO GAY MARRIAGE BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU WANT SO YOU WANT THE CONSTITION CHANGED BUT WHEN ITS SOMETHING TO DO WITH COUNTRY SAFETY YOU DONT CARE.

Dr. Woo prays for the death of his president’s family like all loyal Americans.

Comment by drwoo
MAY OBAMA’S WIFE AND KIDS BE THE FIRST TO BE BLOWN UP, BURNED ALIVE OR HAVE TO JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW ON THE 88TH FLOOR (SPLAT). MAY OBAMA REAP WHAT HE HAS SOWN> AMEN!!!

The homeless are even a nuisance online…

Comment by Homeless
I try hard to understand your conservative fearful philosophy; you should try to look at the world in a more realistic way in which we can hold ourselves accountable for our own actions.

This is probably too complicated for you all, so I’ll say it simply. STOP THE IGNORANCE!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES!””

OKAY – SINCE YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT AND TOLERANT (IVY-LEAGUER? THEY LOVE SAYING THAT), THEN JUST SHOW US THE SAME “LOVE” YOU SHOW THE TERRORISTS –

JUST CALL US FREEDOM FIGHTERS!! AND REMEMBER IT WAS BUSH WHO SAVED YOU FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS FROM AN ATTACK WORSE THAN 9/11, PROBABLY IN A HIGHLY POPULATED LIBERAL CITY.

Bomb them with daisies? We found a flower power hippy at FoxNews.com!

Comment by Bob Sturges
Yes close Gitmo now. Extract all the Marines on the site, leave the wackos in their cages then drop a daisy bomb on the site to clean it up for good – no worry about trials or moving the wackos to the mainland. The ACLU is 100% Dem and it shows – heck if these guys were around during WW II and the Germans needed a match to light the gas chambers in the concentration camps – they would have handed them a match since the Germans ‘have rights too’ which would be their position.

What the President has pronounced is an abomination and perhaps an unrepairable insult to all current and ex military and to the victims and families of these Terrorists.

Barack, what are you doing posting on FoxNews?

Comment by Barry
What a moron. He is going to shut down the intelligence community just like Wild Bill did and make us blind. Under Clinton we had the Cole, Twin Towers etc and everyone says the Twin Towers #2 was Bush? It was planned under Clinton and it was sucessful because he shut down the CIA. Now Hussien is doing the same thing that Clinton did.

P.S. And if you did not notice, he lifted the ban on the use of our tax dollars to fund abortions for non US citezens. Economic crisis not to mention morality and now he is taking my tax dollars without my consent.

No president? Awesome! I’m staying home from work then.

Comment by Lori P
WE HAVE NO PRESIDENT! OBAMA is NOT eligible! The Constitution has been destroyed! THANKS LIBERAL TRAITORS! Oh, and btw, I do not believe Obama DID get majority vote. His direct involvment in ACORN and their illegal voter registration fraud by the MILLIONS should have landed that creep in JAIL! As far as I am concerned, ALL OF HIS POLICIES ARE ILLEGAL!

Hey, wonderful, the FBI will be in touch…

Comment by Jim P
WHEN THE BOYS FROM GITMO GET HERE OBAMA WILL GIVE THEM WELFARE,SECTION 8 HOUSING AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE STUPID ASS PEOPLE WHO PUT HIM IN OFFICE GET. LET THEM LIVE IN DC. THEY WILL BLEND IN WITH THE REST OF THE DC RESIDENTS! HOPE ALL THE LOW LIFE AND WELFARE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA ARE HAPPY. BY THE WAY, WHEN WILL THE TICKETS TO THE FORD THEATER GO ON SALE?

But America is satan…

Comment by Jennilon Vaughn
The majority of people in Gitmo live in a society that believes AMERICA is satan! You sympathizers understand that? They want OUR BLOOD, weather we are Democrats or Republicans! They know that they will get the chance to “bomb on demand” with Obama and his administration! They relish with glee like a kid trapped in a candy store when they see how divided our country is. Everyone thought Hitler was a saviour too when Germany’s economy crashed. He did some “wonderful” things to win the public’s trust and then unleashed a war! History is to be learned so that we don’t repeat it. I guess the left was asleep during class! And for those of you who are SO selfishly thinking about just the ECONOMY, what good is the economy if we go up in a mushroom cloud? Yes the economy is important but so is being around to fix it! We hadn’t even scratched the surface! The economy will fix it self, it needs time, time we may cut short with Mr. Popularity’s policies! Come on all ready! Think!

Another thing, it’s not FOX’s responsibility to give you both sides when you refuse to see the other side no matter how they present the news! Try to get over yourselves! It starts with MORALS.

Remember Alcatras.

Comment by Diane
of course no one wants them in the U.S. So, here’s a question, why is Obama so set on shutting Gitmo down…..people really need to question his motives. Is it really because he is a “compassionate” individual or is it another political ploy. I mean, really, there are other alternatives……He is just such a “do it my way” person that he can’t think out of the box and say hey, let’s find alternatives….let’s get this place up and running and working. This is going to be his biggest character flaw as time goes on. He can’t get out of his own way and his own agenda.

Now is the time to be united, to stand as one….wasn’t that what he said…..what a bunch of croc that is, he only wants us united to his way. He is so inexperienced in being a leader that it is going to become laughable….So, sad it will be at the expense of our beautiful country.

BTW people, The guy won by using psychology and tearing down and blaming the other guy….not because he is any good at anything, gee, I wonder who he will blame when his plan to close Gitmo happens and he has a nightmare on his hands as to what to do with all those prisoners. Good Grief Obama, they are out there for a reason…..remember Alcatras.

Until next time…which will be soon. Far too soon…

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2008 Oscar Noms

Let the fanboy screaming of no Dark Knight Best Picture nomination begin!

Best Motion Picture of the Year
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Ceán Chaffin, Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall
-Frost/Nixon (2008): Brian Grazer, Ron Howard, Eric Fellner
-Milk (2008): Bruce Cohen, Dan Jinks
-The Reader (2008): Nominees to be determined
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): Christian Colson

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
-Richard Jenkins for The Visitor (2007/I)
-Frank Langella for Frost/Nixon (2008)
-Sean Penn for Milk (2008)
-Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
-Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler (2008)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
-Anne Hathaway for Rachel Getting Married (2008)
-Angelina Jolie for Changeling (2008)
-Melissa Leo for Frozen River (2008)
-Meryl Streep for Doubt (2008/I)
-Kate Winslet for The Reader (2008)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
-Josh Brolin for Milk (2008)
-Robert Downey Jr. for Tropic Thunder (2008)
-Philip Seymour Hoffman for Doubt (2008/I)
-Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight (2008)
-Michael Shannon for Revolutionary Road (2008)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
-Amy Adams for Doubt (2008/I)
-Penélope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
-Viola Davis for Doubt (2008/I)
-Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
-Marisa Tomei for The Wrestler (2008)

Best Achievement in Directing
-Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
-Stephen Daldry for The Reader (2008)
-David Fincher for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
-Ron Howard for Frost/Nixon (2008)
-Gus Van Sant for Milk (2008)

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
-Frozen River (2008): Courtney Hunt
-Happy-Go-Lucky (2008): Mike Leigh
-In Bruges (2008): Martin McDonagh
-Milk (2008): Dustin Lance Black
-WALL·E (2008): Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter, Jim Reardon

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Eric Roth, Robin Swicord
-Doubt (2008/I): John Patrick Shanley
-Frost/Nixon (2008): Peter Morgan
-The Reader (2008): David Hare
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): Simon Beaufoy

Best Achievement in Cinematography
-Changeling (2008): Tom Stern
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Claudio Miranda
-The Dark Knight (2008): Wally Pfister
-The Reader (2008): Roger Deakins, Chris Menges
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): Anthony Dod Mantle

Best Achievement in Editing
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Angus Wall, Kirk Baxter
-The Dark Knight (2008): Lee Smith
-Frost/Nixon (2008): Daniel P. Hanley, Mike Hill
-Milk (2008): Elliot Graham
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): Chris Dickens

Best Achievement in Art Direction
-Changeling (2008): James J. Murakami, Gary Fettis
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Donald Graham Burt, Victor J. Zolfo
-The Dark Knight (2008): Nathan Crowley, Peter Lando
-The Duchess (2008): Michael Carlin, Rebecca Alleway
-Revolutionary Road (2008): Kristi Zea, Debra Schutt

Best Achievement in Costume Design
-Australia (2008): Catherine Martin
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Jacqueline West
-The Duchess (2008): Michael O’Connor
-Milk (2008): Danny Glicker
-Revolutionary Road (2008): Albert Wolsky

Best Achievement in Makeup
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Greg Cannom
-The Dark Knight (2008): John Caglione Jr., Conor O’Sullivan
-Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008): Mike Elizalde, Thomas Floutz

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Alexandre Desplat
-Defiance (2008): James Newton Howard
-Milk (2008): Danny Elfman
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): A.R. Rahman
-WALL·E (2008): Thomas Newman

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): A.R. Rahman, Gulzar(“Jai Ho”)
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008): A.R. Rahman, M.I.A(“O Saya”)
-WALL·E (2008): Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman(“Down to Earth”)

Best Achievement in Sound
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
-The Dark Knight (2008): Ed Novick, Lora Hirschberg, Gary Rizzo
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
-WALL·E (2008)
-Wanted (2008)

Best Achievement in Sound Editing
-The Dark Knight (2008)
-Iron Man (2008)
-Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
-WALL·E (2008)
-Wanted (2008)

Best Achievement in Visual Effects
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008): Eric Barba, Edson Williams
-The Dark Knight (2008): Nick Davis, Chris Corbould, Timothy Webber, Paul J. Franklin
-Iron Man (2008)

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year
-Bolt (2008)
-Kung Fu Panda (2008)
-WALL·E (2008)

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year
-Der Baader Meinhof Komplex (2008)(Germany)
-Entre les murs (2008)(France)
-Revanche (2008)(Austria)
-Okuribito (2008)(Japan)
-Vals Im Bashir (2008)(Israel)

Best Documentary, Features
-The Betrayal – Nerakhoon (2008)
-Encounters at the End of the World (2007)
-The Garden (2008/I)
-Man on Wire (2008)
-Trouble the Water (2008)

Best Documentary, Short Subjects
-The Conscience of Nhem En
-The Final Inch
-Smile Pinki
-The Witness from the Balcony of Room 306

Best Short Film, Animated
-Ubornaya istoriya – lyubovnaya istoriya (2007): Konstantin Bronzit
-La Maison en Petits Cubes: Kunio Kato
-Oktapodi (2007): Julien Bocabeille, François-Xavier Chanioux, Olivier Delabarre, Thierry Marchand, Quentin Marmier, Emud Mokhberi
-Presto (2008): Doug Sweetland
-This Way Up (2008): Alan Smith, Adam Foulkes

Best Short Film, Live Action
-Auf der Strecke (2007)
-Manon on the Asphalt
-New Boy (2007)
-The Pig
-Spielzeugland (2007)

The Reader is a surprise (not a pleasant one), as is Robert Downey Jr. in Best Supporting Actor. I hope he beats Ledger just to see all the nerd rage that will result.

2008 Official Razzie Nominations

Well, we posted the internal nomination list, now here is the official final draft. Again, I am not impressed. It took them years to figure out Uwe Boll, and now they are trying to act like they found the next big thing with their special award. Whatever, losers.

WORST PICTURE
Disaster Movie AND Meet the Spartans (“Two Movies- One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!”)
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King
The Love Guru

WORST ACTOR
Larry the Cable Guy- Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy- Meet Dave
Mike Myers- The Love Guru
Al Pacino- 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg- The Happening and Max Payne

WORST ACTRESS
Jessica Alba- The Eye and The Love Guru
Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan- The Women
Cameron Diaz- What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton- The Hottie and the Nottie
Kate Hudson- Fool’s Gold and My Best Friends Girl

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Uwe Boll (as Uwe Boll)- Postal
Pierce Brosnan- Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley- The Love Guru and War, Inc. and The Wackness
Burt Reynolds- Deal and In the Name of the King
Verne Troyer- The Love Guru and Postal

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Carmen Electra- Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Paris Hilton- Repo: The Genetic Opera
Kim Kardashian- Disaster Movie
Jenny McCarthy- Witless Protection
Leelee Sobieski- 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Uwe Boll & Any Actor, Camera, or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher- What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore- The Hottie and the Nottie
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy- Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy- Meet Dave

WORSE PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL
The Day the Earth Stood Still (referred to by the Razzies as “The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good”)
Disaster Movie AND Meet the Spartans
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

WORST DIRECTOR
Uwe Boll- 1968: Tunnel Rats and In the Name of the King and Postal
Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer- Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam- The Hottie and the Nottie
Marco Schabnel- The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan- The Happening

WORST SCREENPLAY
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
The Happening by M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie and the Nottie by Heidi Ferrer
In the Name of the King by Doug Taylor
The Love Guru by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy

SPECIAL WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Uwe Boll- Germany’s answer to Ed Wood

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Outlander finally gets to the theaters

After so many delays I stopped paying attention, Outlander looks like it will be hitting theaters January 23 (that’s Friday!) So check the dates below and see if you can see it, because it isn’t on the internet or DVD and that will be the only way for a while. It is Vikings vs. alien space monsters, so there is that.

OUTLANDER OPENING – JANUARY 23, 2009

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CHICAGO AREA – 5 RUNS

Chicago – 600 North Michigan Ave. 9 – AMC

Addison – Addison Cinemas & IMAX – MARCUS

South Barrington – South Barrington 30 – AMC

Warrenville – Cantera 30 – AMC

Woodridge – Loews Woodridge 18 – AMC

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PHILADELPHIA AREA – 3 RUNS

Cherry Hill – Cherry Hill 24 – AMC

Pleasantville – Towne Stadium 16 – TRISTA

Hamilton – Hamilton 24 – AMC

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SAN FRANCISCO – OAK – SAN JOSE AREA – 10 RUNS

San Francisco – San Francisco Centre 9 – CINMRK

Daly City – Century 20 Daly City – CINMRK

Union City – Century 25 – Union City – CINMRK

San Leandro – Century 16 Bayfair Mall – CINMRK

Richmond – Hilltop 16 – CINMRK

Fremont – Cinedome 8 Theatre – Frem – CINMRK

Santa Clara – AMC Mercado 20 – AMC

San Jose – Century Capitol 16 – CINMRK

San Jose – Century 25 – CINMRK

Santa Rosa – 3rd Street Cinema 6 – THBKGS Confirmed

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BOSTON AREA – 2 RUNS

Danvers – Liberty Tree Mall 20 – AMC

Methuen – Methuen 20 @ The Loop – AMC

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DALLAS/FT. WORTH AREA – 11 RUNS

Mesquite – Mesquite 30 Theatres – AMC

Plano – Legacy 24 – CINMRK

Irving – Irving Mall 14 – AMC

Irving – Hollywood MacArthur Market – WALLCE

Lancaster – Movies 14 – Lancaster – CINMRK

Grand Prairie – Movies 16 – Grand Prairie – CINMRK

Dallas – Cinemark 17 Webb Chapel – CINMRK

Dallas – Grand 24 Theatres – AMC

Burleson – Premiere Cinema 14 – CSCO

Grapevine – Grapevine 30 Theatres – AMC

Hickory Creek – Hickory Creek 16 – RAVE

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DETROIT AREA – 5 RUNS

Sterling Heights – Forum 30 – Sterling Hts – AMC

Auburn Hills – Star Great Lake Crossing 25 – AMC

Dearborn – LCE Star Fairlane Theatre – AMC

Canton – Emagine 18 – ARCNGL

Dearborn – Ford Wyoming Drive In 1 – 5 – MJR

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ATLANTA AREA – 7 RUNS

Atlanta – Magic Johnson Theatre – AMC

Kennesaw – Barrett Commons 24 Theatre – AMC

Woodstock – Cherokee Stadium 16 Cine – CFB-GA

Lawrenceville – Colonial 18 Theatres – AMC

Decatur – Galaxy South Dekalb Funple – PHNIXA

Morrow – Southlake Pavilion 24 Theatre – AMC

Snellville – Carmike 12 – CARMKE

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HOUSTON AREA – 7 RUNS

Tomball – Silverado 19 IMAX – SANTIK

Houston – Gulf Pointe 30 Theatres – AMC

Houston – Studio 30 Theatres – Houston – AMC

Houston – Tinseltown 290 – CINMRK

Houston – Yorktown 15 – RAVE

Katy – Cinemark 19 – CINMRK

Jacinto City – Tinseltown 17 – CINMRK

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SEATTLE-TACOMA AREA – 3 RUNS:

Seattle – Meridian – REGAL

Woodinville – Woodinville 12 – AMC

Renton – Renton Village 8 – AMC

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TAMPA – ST. PETE, SARASOTA AREA – 3 RUNS

Tampa – Veterans Expressway 24 – AMC

Tampa – Centro Ybor 20 – MUVICO

St. Petersburg – Baywalk 20 – MUVICO

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MIAMI – FT. LAUDERDALE – 6 RUNS

Aventura – Aventura Mall 24 Theatres – AMC

Hialeah – Cobb Hialeah 18 Theatre – BRAND

Hialeah – Hialeah 14 – MUVICO

South Miami – Sunset Place 24 Theatres – AMC

Davie – Paradise 24 – MUVICO

Ft. Lauderdale – Las Olas 15 – ESP

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SACRAMNTO – STKTN – MODESTO AREA – 1 RUN

Elk Grove – Century 16 Theatre – Laguna – CINMRK

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ORLANDO – DAYTONA BCH – MELBRN AREA – 2 RUNS

Orlando – Universal Cineplex 20 – AMC

Lake Buena Vista – Pleasure Island 24 – AMC

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BALTIMORE AREA – 1 RUN

Hanover – Egyptian 24 – MUVICO

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SAN DIEGO AREA – 3 RUNS

San Diego – Gaslamp All Stadium 15 – READIN

San Diego – Palm Promenade 24 – AMC

San Diego – Mission Valley 20 – AMC

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NASHVILLE AREA – 1 RUN

Franklin – Thoroughbred 20 – CARMKE

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KANSAS CITY AREA – 2 RUNS

Kansas City – Parkway 14 – AMC

Shawnee – Westglen 18 – DICKIN

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SAN ANTONIO AREA – 4 RUNS

San Antonio – Huebner Oaks 24 – AMC

San Antonio – Northwest 14 Theatres – SANTIK

San Antonio – Rialto Piccolo – SANTIK

San Antonio – Mayan Palace 14 – Santikos – SANTIK

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MEMPHIS AREA – 5 RUNS

Memphis – Majestic Theatre 20 – MALCO

Bartlett – Hollywood 20 Cinema – BRAND

Bartlett – Malco Stage Cinema 13- MALCO

Memphis – Palace 10 Cinema – BRAND

Atoka – Cine Planet 16 – BRAND

Thanks to Avery, slayer of space kaiju

Tuatara – Stop motion kaiju

Undead Backbrain has news about Tuatara, a stop motion series of shorts featuring a giant monster, aliens, and a robot opponent!

Original Story
Update story

“The plan as now: ten minute episodes with 30-second opening titles and 30-second closing credits = 11 minutes (15 min. TV time slot without commercials). This is how shows like “Metalocalypse” and “Invader Zim” are done. But, unlike these two, the series will run consecutive episodes with dramatic story arcs that will be resolved in later episodes, via cliffhangers, etc. — so that the first 9 episodes can be edited together to form a 90-minute feature. Good idea, eh?”

From the pictures provided, it looks like it could be some scifi-tastic fun! Aliens, robots, giant monsters, recipe for success. Just make sure it cooks right…
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Thanks to Avery, who is not stop-motion animated….yet!