Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 101 – Enemy Unknown Part 1

Star Trek: Hidden Frontier – 101 – Enemy Unknown Part 1


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Star Trek fan series have multiplied around the web like rabbits on Viagra. The pioneering series that showed fan films can have story arcs, recurring characters, and good computer graphics was Hidden Frontier. A spin-off of a private series known as Voyages of the USS Angeles, which you can only see if you know someone who worked on it or at a lucky screening, Hidden Frontier became an epic series on its own, and helped inspire many other fan productions. The production lasted seven seasons, and spawned several other Trek series and even an original science fiction series. Like all projects, there is improvement over time, one that mirrors the actual Star Trek series as well. Early episodes of The Next Generation are laughable, and Enterprise was almost unwatchable until season three. As TarsTarkas.NET will be covering the entire run of Hidden Frontier episodes, we have to start at the beginning. A beginning that will look pretty bad once we get to later productions. But a beginning never the less. There is no shame in these being not technologically sound. Judging the earlier episodes, we will keep in mind the technology of the time. The important thing is if the show is entertaining, not if the makeup is professional. That is the main criterion in which we will be making our judgments. Superb CGI effects cannot save a terrible script. But if things are fun, we have nothing to fear.

Episodes of Hidden Frontier are available online at HiddenFrontier.com. You can also see their other series and participate in their forums. All of this stuff is free, so you got to give them props for having so much free entertainment.

Things to know:
USS Excelsior – The USS Excelsior is a Galaxy-class III dreadnought that looks suspiciously like the Future Enterprise from the episode All Good Things…. It is the flagship for Captain Knapp as he spreads his anger across the Briar Patch and gets into fights with Blue Space Jawas.
Deep Space 12Deep Space 12 is the new starbase built to deal with the Ba’ku stuff from Star Trek: Insurrection. Captain Knapp is in charge, and we don’t see much inside the station this season.
Briar Patch – The Briar Patch is a region in Sector 441 made of supernovae remains, false vacuum fluctuations, metaphasic radiation and planets including the Ba’ku planet. It was was seen in Star Trek: Insurrection. Most of the action takes place in this area, because fans demanded more information about the Ba’ku. By fans I mean they just built off the last movie (at the time) because Voyager was too terrible to use at all.

Anything else we will cover as we go along, or you can just spend time browsing the Memory Alpha website if you aren’t a super Star Trek nerd and don’t get the in-jokes.

Let’s get boldy going! Episode 101 – Enemy Unknown Part 1

We are writing these episodes as we go, with no future knowledge of events episodes down the line. That also means we might get annoyed at something plot-wise that is explained in the very next episode. That won’t stop us from getting annoyed! We will only be going with what information is available on screen. That being said, this is the introduction episode that takes place a year prior to the setting of the rest of the season, and introduces the threat of the Grey as well as a few cast members. As an opening introduction, will it serve its purpose? Read on and find out!

Captain Ian Quincy Knapp (David W. Dial) – Angry! Captain Angry gets enraged about all sorts of stuff. His brother’s death. Dogs. Children. The Grey. Aliens. Vowels. Protons. Diplomacy. Anger. Non-anger. Have I mentioned he is angry? The captain of the USS Devonshire.
Dr. Henglaar (John Whiting) – Chief Medical Officer of the USS Devonshire. A Tellarite, gruff and surly. John Whiting is the best actor the show has this season, and Dr. Henglaar is the best character. We need a Dr. Henglaar, MD spin-off. It can be like House or Quincy. Oinking fantastic!
Counselor Myra Elbrey (Barbara Clifford) – Betazoid survivor of the USS Rutledge. Used to teach at the academy. Also a pretty good actress.
Lt. Toby Witczak (Matt Kruer) – Assistant engineer on the Devonshire. Unlucky with the ladies. Manages to not get killed by the Grey, so we will see him next week!

Guest Cast:

Commander Rodriguez (Jeanne Garrington) – First officer of the USS Devonshire. Leads the away mission to the derelict USS Rutledge. Captured by the Grey. Jeanne Garrington is a pretty good actress, it is a shame she just has a bit part.
Lt. Paul Brickey (Philip Brickey) – This dude gets captured by the Grey. He has a lot of lines considering he gets Grey-napped. Another USS Devonshire crewman to be added to the Butcher’s Bill.
Ensign Abney (Rob Caves) – Caves is executive producer, but here he is just a cameo! When you are executive producer you can do stuff like that.
Grey (John Wallis) – This Grey is actually blue. Which means the Grey are liars! Or Smurfs. Or Jawas. Smurf Jawas who lie. Now we are talking! Don’t get Grey-napped! We don’t know much about them here, so I ain’t giving you any more information!

Wingnut Web – Resisting It Old School Edition

As many of you know, laziness permeates every aspect of my being, thus the blog is littered with drafts of articles that have never been finished. and then one day I finish them! Thus, we get a bonus Wingnut Web of old school Resistnet.com, before they changed their default Ning theme, but they are still crazy and racist as ever!

Tucson Patriot is obsessed with impotence
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Marilyn Morris is all about bashing the president…repeatedly!
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peggy gilliam is alone in a world gone mad with ACORNS!
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BarbarajoP invites YOU to her unibomber shack
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jack007 makes up facts to prove blacks are the real racists
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More like Southern Sneeze…
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Anna Guillen, tell us how you really feel!
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Anna Guillen needs an anger management class.
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GENE SNATCH! (I hope she really did fax all of these comments to Eric Holder just so she gets investigated…)
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Patriot racist traitor david c. hubbard is on here an awful lot…
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Don tries to use that logic thing he heard about somewhere…
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lawhite knows only black people are criminals and the real racists
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This is the story of how marshall nicely had enough and went to go do something.
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Good luck in your suicide by cop, marshall!
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More cheers for marshall
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Jaro knows marshall is threatening to do stuff but still does nothing
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marshall, never announce you are going full retard!
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I agree with the guy who said stuff, also jungle!
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Guy with a gun avatar cheering on a potential murderer, how not surprising
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The voice of (minimal) reason, ignored as usual…
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So what happened to marshall nicely? He never came back so I guess he probably got lost in his underground bunker and starved to death when the canned yams ran out. Let’s all pour a 40 in the memory of marshall nicely!

Until next time, Wingnut Web is out!

Bandolier Babes – Indian C-Grade Cinema

This article is from the year 2000, but has lots of cool information so I am reproducing it here. It goes into an overview of the C-grade cinema films that were a cash cow in the country at the time, mostly focusing on the Women getting revenge genre. Besides showing how those films make a profit, it gives us some actresses and films to keep an eye out for. Indian low budget cinema is a genre barely covered in Western media and all but ignored in Indian media as well.

Actresses:
Durgesh Nandini
Dharmendra
Satnam Kaur

Films:
Lady Dacoit
Geeta Mera Naam
Basanti
Thakurain
Champakali
Daku Maharani
Daku Dilruba
Zohrabai
Phool Bani Phoolan
Sultana Mera Naam
Munnibai

Bandolier Babes

Clad in black leather and brandishing guns, these buxom heroines with rudimentary acting skills are hamming their way to box-office profits

By Sandeep Unnithan
C-ECONOMICS

The writhing heroine is in the process of “losing her honour” to the troika of the lala, thakur and thanedaar. Macho hero Dharmendra wades in throwing punches and snorting his trademark “kuttey kameenay”. But he’s too late to prevent the humiliated woman from becoming a vengeance-seeking dacoit.

No 1970s Bollywood retro or an MTV promo this. In the less demanding depths of C-moviedom, the dacoit saga is going through a renaissance. With one difference: the protagonist is a woman. So there’s Lady Dacoit, Geeta Mera Naam, Basanti, Thakurain, Champakali or Daku Maharani. Acting skills aren’t required; it’s enough that they impart some credulity to action sequences and can ride horses. One other thing: an ample bosom is a must, if one goes by the cleavage on the garish posters. “A Hunterwali,” sums up producer Vimal Jain. Established actresses like Satnam Kaur command between Rs 5,000 and Rs 10,000 per day. Freshers are paid a measly Rs 500 a day and are required to pass a screen test. In any case, they “only want a chance to appear before the camera”, offers Jain.

“I’ll do whatever role is offered to me. It’s better than sitting at home,” sighs Kaur, a stocky 30-something virago of Daku Dilruba and Zohrabai. She has spent very little time at home in the past few months and is C-filmdom’s No. 1 with over a dozen films on the floor. As for her repertoire, listen to her sister Rajni, who says, “Satnam is away shooting for a dacoit film. I don’t know which, they’re all the same.”

Says Jain, a handicraft-exporter-turned-producer of Phool Bani Phoolan, Sultana Mera Naam and Daku Maharani: “We cater to the front-benchers who want action and can’t digest love stories.” Trade analyst Taran Adarsh feels the action here is of a slightly different sort: “This female dacoit theme is only a pretext for introducing the element of sex-the mandatory Phoolan Devi-esque rape that justifies the actress turning into a dacoit.”

Such films offer ample scope for inserting soft porn clips that are shot separately and spliced with the film-one reason why Adarsh says they should be banned. The films also have raunchy mujras to get the hoi-polloi on their feet. “I know the stories are the same, but it makes for cheap entertainment,” confesses Lallan Yadav, a rickshaw driver queuing up for a first day, first show outside the grandiosely named Dreamland theatre in Mumbai.

The C-grade dacoit cloudburst began with the release of the innocuously-titled Munnibai earlier this year. Made by producer-director Kanti Shah for Rs 30 lakh, it sold for Rs 10 lakh a territory, ran to full houses even in Mumbai and went on to do a business of nearly Rs 1 crore all over the country. Hundreds of small-time producers rushed in, lemming like, to capitalise on the trend. “Markets are created and the little niches left behind are filled by these films,” shrugs Sholay maker Ramesh Sippy.

‘It’s Instant Justice’: These films, made for Rs 10-30 lakh, make good for distributors who cannot afford a Shah Rukh Khan or a Salman Khan. “Today you either take a high-risk gamble with a Rs 15-crore Subhash Ghai film or a low-risk gamble with a Rs 15-lakh dacoit film,” says Raza Murad. “The middle category has been wiped out by television.” Along with Shakti Kapoor, Joginder and Mohan Joshi, Murad is the perpetual baddie battling good guy Dharmendra in these films. Murad, who effortlessly plays evil thakur, corrupt police officer and dacoit, says he shoots for most films in just a single day. “It’s instant justice,” he laughs. “In the morning I do the dastardly deeds required of my character and in the evening I am punished for them.”

Passing off for the Chambal and cliched film-towns like Rampur and Sitapur are the sweaty studios of Mumbai-Chandivali, Essel and Filmcity-where these films are shot with rapid-fire regularity. Hastily dubbed and edited with stock action footage, bomb blasts, thundering hooves and advertised by garish posters, the films are auctioned off for Rs 5 lakh to 10 lakh in the five film territories to earn its makers a profit of a few lakh.

But if there’s money in these quickies, the depressed equestrian market isn’t getting a slice of it. “They’re fast,” says an exasperated Jitu Verma, whose firm has fuelled much of Bollywood’s post-Sholay horse and dacoit craze. “They use our cheapest horses and finish all the sequences in a day. We don’t make much money.”

But pace is, indeed, the essence of these films. “We believe in quantity not quality,” explains director S.R. Pratap who cans eight to nine scenes a day. In his latest Daku Kali Bhawani, a host of motorists and bystanders can be seen onscreen, gawking at the scene ostensibly set in the ravines of north India. “There is no time for details,” says the director who started out as a clapper boy in Chor Machaye Shor in 1973.

Amid all this is Dharmendra, the man who has by all accounts toppled Ooty-based Mithun Chakraborty as the king of C films. The 65-year-old star, practically out of work in big-time Bollywood, is now cashing in on his crowd-pulling potential in the northern theatre circuit. Reportedly signed on for over 20 films, Dharmendra commands Rs 1 lakh per day for a nine-hour shift. He perhaps is the greatest fan of these spaghetti easterns.

Durgesh Nandini in Champakali

Durgesh Nandini in Champakali

Random movie news

New Wild Things 4 news…it is now Wild Things, The Birthright. Originally Neve Campbell and Richards were going to reunite on the project and it was called Backstabbers, but who knows where that is.

Major League 4 looks like it is on and Direct to DVD. I love the first two but this will probably be on par with the third one.

And SNL skit MacGruber is getting a movie, which looks like it will beat the MacGuyver movie in theaters!

The legendary, much decorated MacGruber is pulled out of retirement as a monk in Ecuador by a colonel, who needs him once more to fight on behalf of his country. This time the mission involves going up against the evil Cunth, who has a nuclear warhead; the mission is personal because Cunth killed MacGruber’s bride.

The movie version would see Phillippe playing Piper, an Army officer forced to pair up with a reluctant MacGruber. Kilmer would be Cunth.

Adding some links

More links, more friends…

Bad News Central – a site run by BulletRiddled, a fellow SA goon and bad movie lover.

The Girls Guide to Hong Kong Movies – what it says it is, so if you like Hong Kong hunks, read away! There aren’t many female fans of Hong Kong movies on the net, so it is interesting to see the other side.

I thought I had more but that is the only two I see in my bookmarks, so, oh, well…