Wingnut Web – The quainter side of 9/12

Just a little video I spotted on CrooksandLiars.com the other day. The above was shot during the 9/12 March in one of the many roving crowds of patriots and follows a crazed and vocal protester chasing three African-American girls (two teenagers and their mother) selling Gadsden flags. I assume, since he lacked little else to say, that the red-faced New Englander gentleman believed the vendors in question to be part of the organization ACORN, chasing them from the congregation of peaceful freedom loving protesters while pointing his finger and shouting “THEY’RE ACORN” and calling them ugly.

Ya know, Pfizer should be grateful to this patriot movement. From the looks of it their entire demographic of Lipitor users attended that 9/12 Protest! Anyone have similar videos to share in the comments?

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Star Runners (Review)

Star Runners

aka Termination Shock

2009
Directed by Mat King
Written by Rafael Jordan


In space no one can hear you run from stars. Or something. More likely, In space no one can hear you “borrow” from franchises.

Giant bugs in space…holy Starship Troopers, Batman! The special effects guys obviously love Battlestar Galactica, every shot of ships in space is done with the hand held camera zooms that were popularized on the cult remake series. The plot borrows heavily from Firefly and Starship Troopers, and characters are named after characters from Aliens. I give the movie props for trying to be more than just your average creature feature, but it also fails on a few other aspects. This mixed message actually hurts the film more than it should, which is unfortunate and a little unfair. I will always prefer a movie that tries and fails to be something better than a film that doesn’t even bother.

This film used to be known as Termination Shock. People saw it on the SciFi Channel news listings, knew it starred Connor Trinneer and James Kyson Lee, and nothing else. They went crazy trying to find out information. Then suddenly this mysterious film Star Runners was listed on the schedule. No one knew what it was. Finally, people figured out the movies were the same, and there were giant bugs! And then…it aired. Life went back to normal. That is the story of Star Runners.

Tycho ‘Ty’ Johns (Connor Trinneer) – Tycho Johns is a pilot who likes to smuggle and doesn’t like to get caught. But he does and is forced by Bishop to pick up some cargo, which turns out to be more trouble than he thought. And then giant bugs came… Connor Trinneer is best known for playing Trip Tucker on Star Trek: Enterprise and for having a rabid fanbase that was so desperate for information about this film before it aired on SciFi Channel they were asking me questions. Me!
Lei Chen (James Kyson Lee) – Lei Chen is Tycho’s sidekick and copilot in the future. It is nice to see more scifi media acknowledge that there will be a bunch of Asian people running around in space in the future because there are just so many Asian people. James Kyson Lee is famous from playing Ando in Heroes and he was also in a McDonald’s commercial!
Asta (Toni Trucks) – Our naked, mute, magical, amnesiac mystery girl! Poor girl finally gets her memory back, only to find out she was named after Nick and Nora Charles’s dog.
Jenessa (Aja Evans) – A crash survivor with a secret. Only her hairdresser knows for sure. Yes, that ad campaign is older than me, but I know about it thanks to Mad Magazine.
Bishop (Michael Culkin) – Bishop is an evil military dude in charge of blowing up stuff and taking possession of Asta. Thus, he is constantly chasing after Tycho, who he sent to get Asta. Besides Bishop, there is also a Hudson and a Hicks running around. How many Culkin kids are there?
Rebel Leader (???) – I don’t think he gets a name on screen, so I don’t know which actor played him or even his character name. He leads the local Rebellion against the UP, who are evil because the plot demands them to be.
Bugs (CGI) – Besides the normal bugs, there are bigger bugs and even huge bugs. You might ask how this desert planet supports a giant bug ecosystem, to which I would answer “Shut the hell up!”

Wingnut Web – MSNBC Started All Racism Edition

Yesterday we brought you part one of an exciting expose of racism in “approved by moderation” comments on theFoxNation.com. Now we present Part 2, where the Racial Holy War (RAHOWA) reaches new heights of open racism and no sign of FoxNation.com moderators stopping this. All comments are approved by moderators. So we can only assume that Fox News and NewsCorp by extension see nothing wrong with what you are about to read.

wakeuppeople shows how truly despicable the typical FoxNation poster is
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Even blacks want to move away from blacks. I have no concept of how crushing poverty breeds crime.
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A FoxNation.com poster welcomes a race war, and gets two people agreeing with him!
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Renewed? More like openly exposed in the likes of you.
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Obama is literally Hitler because of things I can’t be bothered to even briefly list. But it’s true!
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Gee, if I make fun of this KKK solder mother frakker, I’ll be accused of hating the troops! But fuck this guy.
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What? The? Hell? Is? With? The? Question? Marks? ??
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When I read posts like this, I cry.
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FoxNation.com approves this comment. NewsCorp approves of their audience longing to kill minorities in a race war.
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wakeuppeople continues to be totally racist.
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This comment starts out weird, but then Jaimo shows up and totally makes you want to nuke FoxNation’s servers from orbit.
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Black people should bow down and kiss my ring because of Michael Jordon getting money or something.
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All stay at home moms are parasites, gotcha.
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Seth Oregon is the king of RAHOWA
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MSNBC is entirely responsible for racism in America
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I am not sure what Megan Fox has to do with RAHOWA, but then FoxNation.com is stupid.
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That’s just FoxNation.com. I am sure FreeRepublic will be racism free……when pigs fly!!!! Tune in to the next Wingnut Web to see the Freepers declare their RAHOWA love!

Wingnut Web – FoxNation's Welfare Ridden Pieces of Ship Edition

FoxNation.com has a history of having article titles that are worded specifically to get angry commentors. They have it down to a science. One of the worst things they do is racebaiting article titles. Designed specifically to anger their old white people demographic. One of such articles was about a schoolbus incident where two black students beat up a white student. Despite it not being related to race, everyone just said it was as an excuse to call black people horrible names. And FoxNation.com did the brave thing of approving all the racist comments! Hooray for FoxNation.com, endorsers of racism. You will easily spot where the comments from that article start. This is part 1 of 2, as FoxNation.com decided to go so totally race crazy it had to be split up to keep your sanity in check.

What kind of rancid, wretched soul? Sarah herself!
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All journalists are depraved sexual fiends. Even John Stossel!
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jamiej thinks Sarah Palin sneezing is part of her “master plan”
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JAC fantasizes about Sarah Palin literally ripping liberals to shreds, but at least he ain’t a depraved sexual fiend!
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Those IDIOTS resort to namecalling. Idiots!
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If Rot Kind’s son knew his dad posted on FoxNation.com, he would run away crying.
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Son of a single mother Barack Obama is not a self-made man, unlike George W Bush! Woooo!!
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And yet his post is anything but…
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I am so sure your grandson said this….
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Our goal is to rule the world…whoops! He’s on to us!
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Not a Pinko thinks life is a Guinness Commercial!
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slaphappypappy’s comment APPROVED by FoxNation.com Moderation!
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Uh…..I disagree?
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13 up and calls for picking your race war side. APPROVED by FoxNation.com moderation.
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Black people are MAGGOTS!
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ledbythenose calls for a race war because of Kanye West. Kanye West, people.
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PATRIOT STORM wants whites to kill black political leaders so he can act smug. No other reason but just so he can act smug.
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markG shaves his head every ten minutes.
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infantrydog can’t spell but he is the master race
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mara123 couldn’t possibly be bothered to figure out if there is some sort of historic reason for a black/white divide. So it must not exist.
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Racist be is still posting on FoxNation.com months after we first posted some of his racism, now he thinks we are months away from a racial civil war.
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Black people are making us hang them from trees!
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Another goosestepping FoxNation.com poster
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No, it was about slavery.
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The race war on FoxNation.com continues tomorrow! Remember the Knights Templar!

Wingnut Web – Resistnet is not racist, they just hate Muslims is all

Nostradamus was wrong (and has been wrong on a bunch of occasions now come to think of it). Armageddon will not rain down upon us in December of 2012 since 2012 is such a far off and speculative date. According to the fringe Wingnut teabagging brigade the real rapture/Armageddon/day I get left behind will occur on September 25th.

Oh shit wait, that’s tomorrow today!!!!!

The Islam on Capitol Hill event will promote a day of religious unity among Muslims and celebrate their right to freedom of religious expression with a prayer session at the Capitol building, where 50,000 are expected to attend. Sorry guys, the secret is out. There are actual practicing Muslim in the United States of America. Not understanding just exactly how many Muslims there are in the United States, or even more so around the world, the usual gang of idiots has been up in arms over the day of prayer declaring that the holding of the summit proves everything from Obama secret Muslim heritage to the the United States being clandestinely taken over by Islamic leaders to be true.

DJ gets this party started right:

Not a religion

Yeah! Then we can curb-stomp some minorities and then have a meth biker orgy!

Send in the Biker gang

What post wouldn’t be complete without a comment from AZ-concerned?

az concerned

And just when you think some common sense about the US Constitution would set this whole thing straight…

Not a religion!

Just don’t get Resistnet’s creative juices flowing too much or else you get these kinds of suggestions:

Send in the pigs

So quick Resistnet recap: we believe in the Constitution and we especially believe in the First Amendment but we only interpret the first part of the First Amendment, not the parts about freedom of religion (we also don’t know what the phrase “redress of grievances” means and we threw the right of peaceable assembly out the window a long time ago), because that’s what the Founding Fathers would have wanted. Remember, those early Americans did write The Constitution with the exact same language in it that you read today. Any other interpretation of this, according to the rest of the Constitution, would be considered TREASON! But it’s OK though because Resistnet doesn’t believe Islam is a religion anyway.

The hypocrisy of it all makes my nostrils burn with the smell of an early onset stroke.

UPDATE: If you’re looking for a more professional organization of people who don’t understand the First Amendment check out Stop Islamization of America, a group who also sports the classy tagline “Defending the Constitution and the Nation”. And for more wacky webtastic wingnuttery, check out the retro Geo-cities TRUTH REVEALED MINISTRY! (watch out for that ! in your URL, Resistnet obviously doesn’t understand HTML). Here is THE TRUTH in pictures:

THE TRUTH REVEALED

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH!?!??!