Trolls get a movie

Not the Trolls from the movie Troll or the Goblins from Troll 2, but those Trolls that are naked with big hair your weird coworker has on her desk and you probably had one as a kid (I had a yellow one that was one inch tall with 2 inches of black hair that I used with my Battle Beasts because he looked ridiculous) I guess they are called The Good Luck Trolls, which sounds like a company trying to save the copyright after everyone has ganked it and made their own naked weird people with big hair. And I am right, according to this summary from the THR article that was probably ganked from Wikipedia:

The troll doll was created in 1959 by Danish fisherman and woodcutter Thomas Dam, when he carved a doll based on Scandinavian trolls for his daughter Lajla. The toy line gained popularity in Europe and the U.S. during the early ’60s, becoming a fad embraced by kids and the counter-culture.

Because Dam Things, the Scandinavian company that produced the toys, lost control of its copyright after failing to comply with U.S. laws, imitators flooded the market in the ’70s and ’80s. However, as a result of a 1994 Congressional law that restored copyright protection to a number of foreign works, the Dam family regained authority.

They mention the 2005 cartoon series, but there were also two other series from the late 90s that might have only been pilots. I remember they aired during a “special week” where KLJB Fox-18 aired a bunch of weirdo cartoons in the morning, the two troll cartoons being two of them. One of them was based on a Troll line for boys that had come out at the time.

Anyway, Dreamworks is doing this crap so expect it to be awful CGI with breakdancing trolls. Maybe they’ll even throw in a Matrix reference, as that is so current. Plus, Trolls love Starbucks!

This awful awful screenshot was all I could find...I am sad now... =(

Skank Robbers!

Martin Lawrence and Jamie Foxx broke out their ugly women characters Sheneneh and Wanda (from Martin and In Living Color respectively, IIRC) for a BET skit recently, which of course means they got a movie deal out of it! August 19, 2011 will be the new doomsday!


Image via The Cocoa Lounge, who has a good discussion about this from way back in 2007!

The BET skit:

Star Trek Tik Tok mashup


The Simpsons did it, and now MissSheenie does it to Star Trek.

Karen Mok for no reason

Been far too long…




Mega Shark vs Gigantosaurus

Asylum’s followup to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus will be Mega Shark vs Gigantosaurus. I am not sure how that will work, as Gigantosaurus is a land-dwelling dinosaur that is a sauropod (think Brontosaurus) but the poster art is basically a giant T-Rex. So we got a T-Rex fighting a giant shark, who in the last film was taking a bite out of airplanes. Okay. Let’s hope for the best! Maybe they’ll have more actual monster stuff in this one! Horror-Movies.ca noticed the poster art in a CNN video and Avery emailed everyone in the universe.

Monster High

Monster High sounds like it would be a cool film, except there was a Monster High movie a long time ago in 1989 and it was horrific. And now there is a new Monster High that has nothing to do with that one, because it is basically Bratz that got Twilighted the frak up! Yes, Mattel has a new doll line and it is basically Bratz gone vampire. And like all good franchises, Mattel is putting them in all media, including film. So expect a Monster High movie to come out soon! Will it feature a group of Monsters with a passion for fashion who join different cliques but have to unite the cliques against an evil monster girl? We’ll wish it was that good, as Monster High will probably be about monster tampons. Three hours of monster tampons. Take that, Twilight!
Monster High