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Transformers 3 will be the worse movie ever made

July 14, 2010By

Shocking that Transformers 2 will be eclipsed, but it will be. Oh, it will be…

What could make it better? If you said NASCAR Transformers, then you are correct! One can only hope these NASCAR Transformers kill that NASCAR car from Cars. Because, why the heck not! It’s not like this film will be any good. Bets begin now on which one of the NASCAR Transformers will pee on, poop on, have sex with, fart on, or puke on a human. And will they be redneck stereotypes to try to contrast the racist twins from the last movie? FUMB.

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Allan Quatermain and the Bad Idea

July 12, 2010By

Do you remember Allan Quatermain? The public domain pulp hero who is very similar to the non-public domain Indiana Jones and thus whenever there is a new Indiana Jones movie suddenly Allan Quatermain gets dusted off? Well, now we got Allan Quatermain…in space! With Sam Worthington as Space Allan Quatermain, who will return to Earth after mankind abandoned it. No word on how many blue chicks Space Allan Quatermain will be banging, but my guess is around 37. Classic novels in space work out well, as Disney’s Treasure Planet can attest.

I heard there are blue chicks on Earth, yes/no?

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Barack Obama is the Karate Kid

July 2, 2010By

New Indonesian movie Little Obama (Obama Anak Menteng) just came out and takes a few liberties with Obama’s youth in Indonesia (he lived there from age 6-10). The actor playing Obama is a bit older and there are odd training scenes that make one think of The Karate Kid. 14-year-old Hasan Faruq Ali plays Obama and is also an American living in Indonesia. Director Damien Dematra also wrote a book about Obama’s youth, so he’s cashing in for the long haul!

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Mafia Wars – the Facebook game you blocked with Farmville – will now be a movie

June 30, 2010By

Block it now, mother frakker!! This movie will be awesome if trailers for it play constantly during the middle of the Social Network movie until you block the application. Luckily, the few Facebook games I play are probably too obscure to be turned into films. All that is known so far is the logline: “crime thriller based on the popular video game” and Ted Field and Radar Pictures are developing the project. What, was Uwe Boll busy?
Street Wars South 2

This has nothing to do with anything

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Sir Billi! – CGI Sean Connery Skateboarding Grandpa Thing Actually Existing

June 23, 2010By

Coming soon! Now we can see what is bringing Sean Connery out of retirement! We got a skateboarding grandpa, a goat, awful CGI, the project being some sort of Scottish Pride event, Alan Cumming, a beaver, and a mess of other junk. Holy crap! You’re the man now, dog. The CGI skateboarding grandpa goat-friend man.

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