Hailee Steinfeld will kill kill kill and do algebra in Barely Lethal

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Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit) is set to become a teenage assassin in the film Barely Lethal. It’s coming from Brett Ratner’s production company, with a script by John D’Arco (known for his “Camera and Electrical Department” credits!) and directed by Kyle Newman (the guy who did Fanboys). Well, I guess people got to start somewhere. I shall hold of judgement until we get more details, but hopefully things come together and get get a nice tale. It’s too early to tell just who the target audience is, though I wouldn’t be surprised if it is set more towards teen girls with Barely Lethal‘s plot description:

Megan, who is raised at a boarding school that trains children to be assassins. She has a quirky sense of humor but is clueless about normal life, so when she relocates to a small rural town she discovers dealing with high school is just as hard.

Either way, female fighting movies will generate a certain amount of cross-interest, so there is that going for it if nothing else.

Deadline via BeyondHollywood

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Demon brings more chupacabra mayhem!

DreadCentral brings us news of yet another chupacabra horror film coming our way. It’s called Demon. This time, the chupacabras aren’t attacking national monuments, but instead are part of a government conspiracy. Like all good monsters! Demon stars Jasmine Waltz, Michael Placencia, Bill Houskeeper, Michele L’Amourt, and Joel Wynkoop. Rob Walker directs, you might know him from Gothic Vampires from Hell. It looks like some good direct to video fun!

The Plot:

After being cleared in an internal investigation, FBI special agent Nicole Diaz is reinstated and sent back home to the town of Oro Negro to help solve the bizarre murders of two agents in Sarasota, Florida. She’s met with disdain by the local Sheriff, a good old boy who doesn’t believe they are being taken seriously and is insulted that the authorities sent a woman. At first it’s thought the killings are random acts committed by smugglers or drug dealers, until the resident Tribal Ranger realizes the bodies have been drained of blood and suspects it is something more. His beliefs are, however, dismissed. Soon after a mysterious woman and her aide appear during an autopsy and claim responsibility for creating the perfect killing machine: a creature designed specifically for desert warfare to be used by the military. However, it has escaped and they need help reacquiring it. Unsure who to believe, Nicole assembles a team and they set out to capture it, but bizarre events make her second guess who to trust. Nicole must overcome her recurring childhood nightmare of the loss of her brother and the guilt and pain that consumes her every day as she plunges deeper into a government conspiracy in search of a killer.

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Tai Chi Hero

Tai Chi Hero

aka 太極Ⅱ:英雄崛起 aka Tai Chi 2: The Hero Rises

2012
Written by Chang Chia-Lu and Cheng Hsiao-Tse
Directed by Stephen Fung Tak-Lun

Tai Chi Hero
How do I pee in this thing???

While Tai Chi Zero spent most of it’s running time setting up an Eastern tradition vs. Western modernism dichotomy that clashed with the very editing processes used to make Tai Chi Zero visually entertaining if nothing more than fluff, Tai Chi Hero tries a different tact. A method of uniting the different aspects of not only the film series, but of the culture clashes and personal clashes. The film is all about reconciliation, reunion, and combining into a greater whole. A balanced whole between the yin and yang, which is a part of the philosophy of tai chi.

Tai Chi Hero
Suddenly the movie goes all Forrest Gump!

There are still lots of plot lines to resolve, since the last film didn’t bother to finish anything up. And don’t expect everything to get resolved this time, either, though at least most of the problems are solved. At the last minute. Tai Chi Hero‘s attempts to have more of a story feels better, but conflicts with the flashy editing and choreography that was the only charm of the first part. So while being a better film on the whole, Tai Chi Hero manages to disappoint in the area that gained it fame, while not making enough up in the other aspects. Instead of the parts balancing together into a better whole, instead we just a big confusing mess, which defeats the whole message of the film! This is where Homer Simpson would say “D’oh!”

If you see one Tai Chi -ero movie, make it Hero, but seriously consider grabbing something else. Make it a balanced viewing where you also watch a decent film.

Tai Chi Hero
Rah rah, ah ah ahh
Roma, Roma ma ah
GaGa, Ou lala

Yang Lu Chan/The Freak (Jayden Yuan Xiao-Chao) – The hero from our last film is marrying into the Chen clan so all his tendon’s aren’t ripped out. And also to learn the kung fu he needs to survive. And to help save his home. And also because he loves Chen Yu Niang.
Chen Yu Niang (AngelaBaby) – Daughter of Master Chen Chang Xing, marries Yang Lu Chan despite not loving him nor wanting to be tied down with the responsibility, but Yang Lu Chan will prove himself over time. Helps him achieve balance.
Chen Chang Xing (Tony Leung Ka-Fai) – Master of the Chen clan and Chen Village. His strictness has caused family problems which are brought up again during a plot against Chen Village. Manages to play roles of both the wise elder and the antagonist of one of the minor heroes, before achieving redemption and thus, balance.
Chen Zai Yang (William Fung Shiu-Fung) – Oldest son of Chen Chang Xing, who was run out of town do to his preference of technology over martial arts. He returned in a complicated plot and eventually tries to redeem himself. His wife Jin Yun Er is a capable woman and partner despite being mute.
Fang Zi Jing (Eddie Peng Yu-Yan) – The villain returns with a complicated plot of revenge against Chen village involving working and bribing his way to getting an East India Company funded army to blow the crap out of the town. Which he does, and probably killed dozens of people, so I guess he sort of gets revenge even though he’s stopped.
Tai Chi Hero
More clockworks than A Clockwork Orange!

Lee – Fund this movie!

Lee Pine Ridge
With garbage from Zach Braff that could easily find funding from the change in his couch sucking up millions of $$$ in Kickstarter donations, actual good films that bring something new are feeling the pinch. Thus, something that looks like it will be a very cool story is on the track to failure. So if you got some extra money, toss it towards the film Lee. It takes place on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation and will feature local residents who are not professional actors.

Lee looks Let’s let Lee speak for itself:

Plot:

Lee is a seventeen-year-old Lakota boy who idly spends his days in young love with his kind and ambitious girlfriend Aurelia, his nights carousing with his loyal and wayward best friend Evan, and avoiding anything to do with his broken home life. When his sister unexpectedly dies and his home is taken away from him, Lee is driven to keep his family together at all costs, but his risky actions have consequences that forever alter his most cherished relationships. Filled with vitality and unexpected humor, LEE is the story of one young man’s winding path to self-discovery.

Director Chloé Zhao sez:

I wasn’t always a filmmaker. I studied Political Science in college and focused on American Politics. I have always been aware of the political history of Pine Ridge, but it was the growing news of teen suicide on both Pine Ridge and Rosebud Reservation that brought me there.

Teen suicide is a very personal topic for me. I was born in Beijing, China, and was a teenage girl at a strange time when the Communist country first opened its door to the world in the 90s. New information poured in and everything I was told about my identity turned out to be lies. Out of confusion and frustration, teen suicide became a big problem. It is extremely dangerous to take away one’s culture and identity and try to replace it with something completely foreign. The Lakota teens today are experiencing a similar phenomenon that adds to the confusion they already experience while transitioning into adulthood. Our protagonist, Lee, is one of these teens. Although Lee’s journey isn’t easy, he realizes the solution isn’t to run away, but rather find acceptance so that he can live each coming day with hope.

I want this film to capture the grand and breathtaking quality of Pine Ridge and its landscape. I also want to create an intimate and subjective portrait of the people by working with a cast made majority of non-actors who have lived their entire lives on Pine Ridge. Since I first visited Pine Ridge three years ago, I have developed close relationships with many Lakota teens. Their personal stories inspired me to write this film. And now some of them will be acting in this film and will soon see themselves on the big screen. To let them tell their story has been a very personal and passionate journey for me. The screenplay has constantly been updated and rewritten because the whole process never stops being inspired and guided by the stories I’ve learned and the people I’ve met everyday on Pine Ridge. By placing intimate moments of a teenager’s growing pains in the middle of the stillness, spirituality and solitude of the land that made him who he is, I want to put the audience inside of Lee so they see, hear, and feel everything he does. I believe Lee’s journey can demystify how the world perceives life on Pine Ridge, and hopefully convey an empowering message to all teens that live Lee’s story every day.

Chloé

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P-51 Dragon Fighter takes to the skies!

Writer/director Mark Atkins(Princess of Mars, Sand Sharks) is back again for the 14th time with a tale that will thrill everyone who has wanted to see World War 2 fighter planes take on dragons…P-51 Dragon Fighter!

In 1943, as the allies advance in North Africa, the Nazis unleash an ancient terror. Out of the night sky the allies are ambushed by dragons. Facing annihilation, a rag tag group of P-51 pilots are sent on a desperate mission to fight the dragons and save the war.
P-51 Dragon Fighter

Starring is Scott Martin, Stephanie Beran, Ross Brooks, Osman Soykut, and Robert Pike Daniel. I’ve not heard of most of them, but a good chunk of the cast seems to come from Scott Martin’s Battle Force, so it will be people who work well together. As long as we get some cool dragon vs plane footage I will be happy. And if this shows up on SyFy, I will also be happy. Basically, make me happy, movie!

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p-51 Dragon Fighter

Who wants a Jack Chick tract movie?

Dark Dungeons

Sure, we all do, and we want them to be just as straight and serious as the actual Chick tracts, because otherwise we lose all the fun and charm of the source material. So this guy wrote to Jack Chick and asked for the rights for the Dark Dungeons tract, and amazingly he was somehow able to actually get the rights! It’s crazy, though not as crazy as the Dark Dungeons tract is. Read it now if you aren’t familiar!

This dude is doing what any sane person would do, and reaching out to the crowd to fund this movie through Kickstarter. So the choice becomes up to you, the viewers at home/work/airport/pizza shack/mom’s basement/Arby’s drive thru/gym, to decide if this is worth your hard earned money to donate to a guy who we don’t really know anything about, and trusting he will make an entertaining movie. But if you are willing to take the risk, and knowing the guy has sunk some of his own money into the project, here is the link.

Elfstar for life!

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