Barack Obama has a secret lovechild – Rev. Dr. H.M. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. Moo. T.E.

October 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Orly Taitz has gone off of the deep end of the deep end that she deep ends off of all the time. In other words, she is nuttier than a peanut factory. She’s crazier than crazytown. She needs help, and not in the form of the multiple PayPal links on her website. Her quest to grab a hold of Obama’s actual birth certificate (and probably eat it ala Red Dragon) is not feeding her desire for fame enough, so she must go a step further. As you will see, she is now tracking down random children and demanding birth certificates. Orly Taitz is not only beyond where the sidewalk ends, she’s walking off the cliff and on thin air, just waiting for someone to explain to her the theory of gravity.

Check out her latest lunacy:

Important: does Vera Baker have a child around 5 years old?

Vera Baker Obama’s Secret Girlfriend – Bradley Effect?
The Post Chronicle ^ | Oct 13, 2008 | Mitch Marconi
Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:57:21 AM by IrishMike
Is the lovable charismatic Barack Obama hiding the fact that he has a girlfriend? Or is he the victim of the ‘Bradley Effect?’ Rumors are swarming that Obama has committed adultery on Michelle Obama with a woman by the name Vera Baker.
Vera baker is a staffer who worked for Barack Obama during his run for the United States Senate in 2004. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama was complaining about the supposed close friendship between Barack Obama and Vera Baker and before the public knew it, she was transferred to work at the Caribbean on the island of Martinique.
The story goes as following: Vera Baker was Obama’s “Finance Director” for his 2004 Senate campaign and made a good buck doing so. Although those who followed the campaign, Claire Serdiuk was known as the finance director on all the postings but strangely Vera Baker was paid too for the same position but not listed. According to reports, Michelle Obama became very angry about something and all of a sudden Vera Baker was relocated to New York. It is said that Michelle was EXTRA angry about something, but it was not specified as to what in the media. And then, not very long after relocating to New York, Vera Baker found herself on the island of Martinique.
The Daily Mail who released the name of the woman has since then said the claim is unsubstantiated but there is a quite a bit of story to go along with what we don’t know. Could this mean that a major American newspaper company will be covering this story right before election? Rumor of Obama’s adultery will most likely have an adverse effect on the election and could come up as the big ‘October Surprise‘.

(Excerpt) Read more at postchronicle.com …The article on speculation of Obama affair has been scrubbed but here is a comment on it

Some random scandal article from a year ago!

And if that isn’t enough, several entries lower Orly is demanding birth certificates and death certificates for another person:

Important! I need a copy of a Birth Certificate and a Death Certificate for this child

Friday, October 23, 2009 2:49 AM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
“Jonathan Stuart” View contact details
To:
[email protected]

Renee ABENA OBAMA
Birth Date: 31 Oct 2004
Death Date: 25 Dec 2004
Social Security Number: 215-71-0752
State or Territory Where Number Was Issued: Maryland

Who this is and what is going on is not said, but the entire source of this being a living person is just the email Taitz copied and pasted. So basically, you email Taitz random stuff, and she’ll post it on her blog as part of the Obama secret lovechild conspiracy.

So let’s put this into perspective. Barack Hussein Obama had an affair in 2004, the child was born in 2004, and then they faked the death of Renee Abena Obama so Barack Obama could run for president as a non-American citizen. The entire proof is an archived newspaper article and a random email. Time to pack your bags, Obama!

Remember, if you see an children…demand to see their birth certificates!!!

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Wingnut Web – Resistnet White Slavery Edition

October 22, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Resistnet.com is a bunch of patriots who want Obama to be patriotically killed! To be fair, some of these knuckle-draggers want Obama to be kept alive only so he can be disgraced from being proved to have been born in Kenya or Tasmania or Mars or something. Birthers are crazy. But not as crazy as the people who just want him dead. Though I do like the entire lack of realization in the thread that part of the reason Obama has so many threats is because of the atmosphere of hate at the tea parties.

This thread has been active for several days with no one bothering to delete any of the posts. One can only conclude that this is because it has the full support of Steve Elliott, Darla D, Resistnet.com, their parent group Grassfire.org, and their friends at Shirley & Banister Public Affairs.

You see, because he’s a MUSLIM!!

What is more realistic: Obama was born in Hawaii like all the evidence suggests, or Obama is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent presidential candidate conceived in a conspiracy 50 years in the making! Obviously, he is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent. Who will be destroyed by guys on an internet forum!

Hey, it’s one of those guys who thinks everything ever is a giant conspiracy to frame conservatives! Followed by a joker “who” “puts” “quotes” “around” “every” “word”! So is Obama the “master” or the “puppet”?

Pamela saw Walking Tall last week and thinks Joe Don Baker and The Rock are going to team up and take down Obama

Let’s see, we got racism and hate for the media! Never mind that Rachel also still thinks theobamaforum.com is a real message board for Obama supporters.

Yeah, Bush never went on vacations! And Tymanns reaction to someone being murdered is totally non-sociopathic.

What the frak does Jon and Kate Plus 8 have to do with assa______ing the president? And what is with both people blocking out the word? Is there some sort of filter on Resistnet? And why would Resistnet need such a filter. I wonder…

Diana Wingfield is such a Wingnut she has “wing” in her name. I hope she’s my white slave!

Henry Wallace – giant racist.

Sorry, dan, the Secret Service requires you to be not crazy.

Mike Thomas jerks off every hour hoping he’ll get to shoot some black people in Civil War II.

Cowboy Jim made an Oath to let the President be Assassinated. And to have a gun avatar.

Funny how he manages to type out “assassin” without any problems.

Hey, Resistnet.com, is this what you mean by Resisting the President? Because the Secret Service would like to know!

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Wingnut Web – Birther's self-fufilling prophecy

October 20, 2009Byskiplogic

Ever had a boss you didn’t exactly like? Maybe he’s a little arrogant or asks you to work on Saturdays sometimes, but the guy still pays you for your work at the end of the day (this is what’s called a contract). Despite your differences, however, you learn to coexist in the same work environment and will end up working together to further the business at your office. It’s called “getting along” and it ensures, for the most part, that you’ll remain employed by the company and will continue to prosper with your salary and won’t get fired for refusing to do your work or something silly like that.

Now imagine you’re a crazed rabid fringe member and you doubt the eligibility of your boss to be your boss because you’re so sure that he’s not actually a United States citizen but instead some refugee Kenyan from Africa. Your obviously Kenyan boss (he’s black, right?) has made life at the office difficult for you for many reasons, one of which is he’s backed the passing of a few rules at the office which don’t directly affect you, but you’re still very upset with them for one crazy reason or another. As an employee who feels let down by the company, jaded by the status and personality of your boss (let’s call him Barack), you take some rational steps to remedy the situation. The first obvious step, as any birther fringe person will tell you, is to just stop showing up for work!

Wait, what?

Will not comply

So, you’re a wacko fringer whose deathly afraid of imaginary conspiracies that entail rounding up Americans into internment camps, having their guns taken away, poisoning them with flu vaccines, and doing other unspeakable horrors all in the name of our first non-white president. At the least, you’re concerned about government agents coming out to question you and maybe even the possibility of getting arrested for your actions, so why in God’s name would you choose to put yourself in a position where both these things are VERY REAL POSSIBILITIES?

Obviously these Wingnut fringe idiots lost all notion of what a “law” is when President Obama was sworn into office. Just as if you stop showing up to work because you don’t like your boss, if you decide to stop following basic laws there will be severe repercussions. You can’t object to getting arrested because you believe the President of the United States is a devil usurper of the Oval Office, the police hear enough of that kind of dumbass ranting and raving when they arrest mentally unstable people. And of course, when the police come to arrest you it was most certainly President Obama who personally saw to it and dispatched the police officers or FBI to your door. It didn’t have anything to do with you acting like a damn idiot.

Is this really a self-fulfilling prophecy in the lunatic birther fringe community? They bitch and moan about how the government could foreseeably enact all of these un-Constitutional policies, policies that would never pass the House let alone the Senate, and then when they turn around and realize that the government still isn’t persecuting them they get riled up and announce they’re just going to stop following established laws. The last time I checked it is STILL against the law to break the law, and regardless of your position, you’re STILL going to be treated like a criminal if you break the law.

It’s just some of the most common sense I can muster, how the laws and getting arrested works and all, but as it turns out you still can’t explain common sense to some gun-humping, president-hating, extra-chromosome having morons.

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The Jig is Up – Obama to turn the US over to the UN, says some British guy

October 19, 2009ByTars Tarkas

And as we all know, British guys are smart, what with their accent and all. This particular British guy even has a title, which impresses moronic wingnuts despite the fact titles are completely stupid and anti-American. But since he’s bashing Obama, they treat him like he’s Ann Coulter kissing Michele Malkin. Lord Christopher Monckton was a science adviser to British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, which can’t possibly mean he is biased against progressive policies. In addition to having a weird name, “Lord” Monckton said that a climate change treaty being signed in December will destroy America and make us part of the One World Government. Because of limiting CO2 emissions. Or maybe because this dude is on the payroll of some industry PR firms and he’s drumming up crazy conspiracy resistance to help his bosses not have to spend a small amount of money renovating their plants. No, it must be Obama’s secret USA destroying conspiracy! So America is doomed. Get some popcorn and enjoy our death. Some British guy said so.

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This Week in Wingnuts – Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

October 18, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Newt Gringrich was called a liberal. Seriously.

Orly Taitz Esq. Etc. was fined $20,000 in a hilarious episode where Judge Clay Land revealed one of her supporters wrote letters asserting Barack Obama was a space alien and challenged Judge Land to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” to prove that the President is not human.

RedState.com’s Erick Erickson had enough of Senator Olympia Snowe, so he decided to mail her some rock salt and encourage his supporters of doing the same:

Olympia Snowe has sold out the country. Having been banished to our world after Aslan chased her out of Narnia, Snowe is intent on corrupting this place too.

So we should melt her.

What melts snow? Rock salt.

I’m going to ship this 5 pound bag of rock salt to her office in Maine. It’s only $3.00. You should join me.

It is a visible demonstration of our contempt for her. First she votes for the stimulus. Now this.

It’s time to melt Snowe. ORDER YOUR BAG HERE.

Yes, order stuff through our Amazon.com store in a vain protest!

More RedState as diarist tsquare posted the most unintentionally hilarious defense of Rush Limbaugh I’ve seen yet:

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me… and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out… a dream died… it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

– Pastor Martin Niemöller

Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

A judge in Louisiana denied a marriage license to an interracial couple. As someone in an interracial marriage, go fuck yourself, Judge Keith Bardwell!

That’s this past week, have fun and Remember the Knights Templar!

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Wingnut Web – Old Money Edition

October 16, 2009ByTars Tarkas

The last time we checked in on Resistnet.com, a crazy lady was saying things. Wait, that’s every time we check in on Resistnet.com… Now they spoiled the intro! Don’t they know I have to write a whole paragraph here? I’m not made of money! (I’m actually made of sawdust and cinnamon!) Well, Resistnet.com is still resisting…something…by being racists, gun nuts, birthers, insane, and pretty much anything else from the bottom of the barrel of the conservative community. Isn’t PR Astroturf fun? And for the first time, we venture into the Resistnet chatroom to see what the Resistnet community talks about online when they are not talking to Chris Hanson. It isn’t pretty. So enjoy!

Negros, huh?

dale henderson, secret ResistNet infiltrator!

The Trilateral Commission, in association with Reverse Vampires, and Barack Muslim Hussein Hitler Obama, are conspiring to destroy Orly Taitz

Socialism is offices that aren’t crappy and grocery stores giving discount cards. Welcome to USSA.

Hey, Resistnet doesn’t like it much when you dis Dr. O. Expect to be banned!

Will the military help Gun Avatar Guy (who has never been in the military) overthrow the “stuff”?

The military is not living up to the high ideals of Gun Avatar Guy

The military not saying they are going to kill Obama and overthrow the government proves they are going to kill Obama and overthrow the government, and thus save America!

The military will totally take orders from some random yahoos with guns. No flaw in this plan at all.

US out of Iroq!

Lisa A. Jones thinks the instructions for instant soup are a dictator.

The perfectly rational Resistnet.com!

How can you have a Federal Prison when you have arrested the entire government?

Oh, great, THIS lady.

Wow, way to justify being a penniless, homeless transient as fighting the power…

Gun Avatar Guy 2, here is your answer!

You are about 9 years to late to start hating Bush now, sister!

Glenn Beck, Icon of Liberalism!

Thanks for a totally random and meaningless post, Trooper! Do you jack off nightly thinking of your insanely stupid plan to destroy the entire country because you hate CBS?

Funny, that’s what everyone in Illinois says when they talk about you!

Let’s see, a racist and a guy who can’t spell complaining about immigrants. That’s Resistnet.com!

Because liberals are aware of the hundreds of years people referred to Africans as Monkeys, they are the REAL racists!

Let’s call black guys “Boy”!

George and Pat Wilkins (pick a name, transsexual!) launch a perfectly good plan to destroy the country the love so much. Oh, wait, they love a totally different country that amazingly enough tried to destroy this country. That is Resistnet.com!

Government made the Swine Flu! They also made that guy pretend his son was on a balloon.

Blacks will riot in our crazy impeachment fantasies, giving us just cause to gun down black people all day long!

Thought I was exaggerating on that last quip? You are so wrong!

Rep Luis Gutiérrez was born in Illinois and is Puerto Rican, but don’t let facts get in the way of your lies, Guy Who Looks Like A Drunk Donald Sutherland!

Christian Soldiers practice shooting Government Agents all day long. It is like Jesus said “Suffer the little children, and make the Government Agents suffer! Kill kill kill!” Luke 23:12-13

This is the bestest idea in the entire world and even the entire galaxy! Even Mario Galaxy!

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