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Beauty Queens and Sex Tapes

Well, today was an interesting day. As former Miss California Carrie Prejean’s attempts to paint herself as a victim of the “liberal media” slowly implode and news of more and more sex tapes hit the web, we got blindsided over the weekend by different sex tapes of different Miss Universe contestants, Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad and Tobago! Holy beauty queen threesome, Batman! As fun as that news was, what Miss Prejean is doing is not that fun. Prejean is attempting to follow the game of Sarah Palin, declaring everything the media does is a conspiracy to destroy her by secret liberal forces who just can’t handle the truth. The difference here is Prejean has far more damaging skeletons in her closet, skeletons that will soon be prancing around like that old Merry Melodies cartoon.

Prejean (for the few of you who are surfing from India looking for women bathing in sarees that I see on the referral logs) was the beauty queen who says she was against gay marriage but for opposite marriage, thus getting into a catfight with Perez Hilton and becoming the newest blonde lady that Wingnuts flock to. She quickly decided that riding the Wingnut Welfare gravy train was better than being Miss California, so she got fired and then wrote a book (or got ghost written) as news of nude photos and breast jobs got splattered across the web. Then recently, the lawsuit she brought got dropped thanks to the pageant playing a sex tape, which coincided right as Prejean was launching her book tour, leading to this hilariously awkward interview on Larry King:

You can still see Prejean playing the victim, as she does in every other interview about this book (her publicist must have drilled this into her head) and the title of the book, Still Standing, is a testament to the victim card. The victim card is a great way to not take any personal responsibility for your statements, and a tool used more and more by right-leaning women who make dumb statements. It’s almost as if the two go hand in hand. If Prejean was really concerned about not being a victim, she would make efforts to downplay everything instead of steering every conversation in that direction. The reality is she brought all of this upon herself, and takes the cowards way out. That is not a role model, regardless of all the other things she has done. I don’t care about sex tapes, boob jobs, or any of that crap. All we have is someone trying to blame everyone in the universe except the one person truly responsible, and the sad state of their life now that their actions have come back to bite them in the butt.

Jezebel has a pretty neat look at the min-civil war on the Christian message boards as they are starting to realize they backed the wrong horse.

A far more interesting article is by Amanda Marcotte, where she discusses the image of females in the land of purity. Tars Tarkas says check that article out.

Prejean will continue to be in the news as her naked pictures and movies slowly make their way online, so we will not be rid of her for months. Thank God Joe the Plumber doesn’t have a sex tape…yet!

For those of you interested in Miss Japan Hiroko Mima and Miss Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee, this photo is all we can display, along with a suggestion to go to Google. But, yes, they do have a threesome (with Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt) and there are solo tapes of Anya Ayoung Chee with Wyatt. We reviewed the tapes solely in the name of science. Yeah…that’s the ticket!

Beauty Queens making a sex tape together is the ultimate expression of feminism!

Beauty Queens making a sex tape together is the ultimate expression of feminism!

Wingnuts go to war against Joseph Cao

Joseph Cao was the lone Republican vote for UHC in the House, and therefore has drawn the ire of the teabagger nation. Besides the craziness from Resistnet.com, Teabaggers have resorted to attacking Cao on Twitter and on Facebook. Washington Independent has a cool sampling of some of the reactions among the teabagger crowd, giving a Wingnut Web-ish article at the same time. Tars Tarkas says check it out!

Goldman Sachs = Scum

This video rules.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Keiser

Karmabanque was a hedge fund founded by Keiser which sought to profit from any decline in equity-value of companies who are susceptible to boycott from environmental groups. The hedge fund’s progress was followed monthly in the Ecologist Magazine, edited by Zac Goldsmith. Its targets included Coca-Cola and McDonalds. The Karmabanque hedge fund project was designed to simultaneously short-sell companies while funnelling profits from this activity into environmental and ethical-business pressure groups which further act to drive the price down. Describing the project, Keiser states “The Internet allows people, activists, from all over the world to gather, or swarm, and hit a company where it hurts most — in their stock price.”

Barack Obama has a secret lovechild – Rev. Dr. H.M. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. Moo. T.E.

Orly Taitz has gone off of the deep end of the deep end that she deep ends off of all the time. In other words, she is nuttier than a peanut factory. She’s crazier than crazytown. She needs help, and not in the form of the multiple PayPal links on her website. Her quest to grab a hold of Obama’s actual birth certificate (and probably eat it ala Red Dragon) is not feeding her desire for fame enough, so she must go a step further. As you will see, she is now tracking down random children and demanding birth certificates. Orly Taitz is not only beyond where the sidewalk ends, she’s walking off the cliff and on thin air, just waiting for someone to explain to her the theory of gravity.

Check out her latest lunacy:

Important: does Vera Baker have a child around 5 years old?

Vera Baker Obama’s Secret Girlfriend – Bradley Effect?
The Post Chronicle ^ | Oct 13, 2008 | Mitch Marconi
Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:57:21 AM by IrishMike
Is the lovable charismatic Barack Obama hiding the fact that he has a girlfriend? Or is he the victim of the ‘Bradley Effect?’ Rumors are swarming that Obama has committed adultery on Michelle Obama with a woman by the name Vera Baker.
Vera baker is a staffer who worked for Barack Obama during his run for the United States Senate in 2004. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama was complaining about the supposed close friendship between Barack Obama and Vera Baker and before the public knew it, she was transferred to work at the Caribbean on the island of Martinique.
The story goes as following: Vera Baker was Obama’s “Finance Director” for his 2004 Senate campaign and made a good buck doing so. Although those who followed the campaign, Claire Serdiuk was known as the finance director on all the postings but strangely Vera Baker was paid too for the same position but not listed. According to reports, Michelle Obama became very angry about something and all of a sudden Vera Baker was relocated to New York. It is said that Michelle was EXTRA angry about something, but it was not specified as to what in the media. And then, not very long after relocating to New York, Vera Baker found herself on the island of Martinique.
The Daily Mail who released the name of the woman has since then said the claim is unsubstantiated but there is a quite a bit of story to go along with what we don’t know. Could this mean that a major American newspaper company will be covering this story right before election? Rumor of Obama’s adultery will most likely have an adverse effect on the election and could come up as the big ‘October Surprise‘.

(Excerpt) Read more at postchronicle.com …The article on speculation of Obama affair has been scrubbed but here is a comment on it

Some random scandal article from a year ago!

And if that isn’t enough, several entries lower Orly is demanding birth certificates and death certificates for another person:

Important! I need a copy of a Birth Certificate and a Death Certificate for this child

Friday, October 23, 2009 2:49 AM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
“Jonathan Stuart” View contact details
To:
[email protected]

Renee ABENA OBAMA
Birth Date: 31 Oct 2004
Death Date: 25 Dec 2004
Social Security Number: 215-71-0752
State or Territory Where Number Was Issued: Maryland

Who this is and what is going on is not said, but the entire source of this being a living person is just the email Taitz copied and pasted. So basically, you email Taitz random stuff, and she’ll post it on her blog as part of the Obama secret lovechild conspiracy.

So let’s put this into perspective. Barack Hussein Obama had an affair in 2004, the child was born in 2004, and then they faked the death of Renee Abena Obama so Barack Obama could run for president as a non-American citizen. The entire proof is an archived newspaper article and a random email. Time to pack your bags, Obama!

Remember, if you see an children…demand to see their birth certificates!!!

The Jig is Up – Obama to turn the US over to the UN, says some British guy

And as we all know, British guys are smart, what with their accent and all. This particular British guy even has a title, which impresses moronic wingnuts despite the fact titles are completely stupid and anti-American. But since he’s bashing Obama, they treat him like he’s Ann Coulter kissing Michele Malkin. Lord Christopher Monckton was a science adviser to British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, which can’t possibly mean he is biased against progressive policies. In addition to having a weird name, “Lord” Monckton said that a climate change treaty being signed in December will destroy America and make us part of the One World Government. Because of limiting CO2 emissions. Or maybe because this dude is on the payroll of some industry PR firms and he’s drumming up crazy conspiracy resistance to help his bosses not have to spend a small amount of money renovating their plants. No, it must be Obama’s secret USA destroying conspiracy! So America is doomed. Get some popcorn and enjoy our death. Some British guy said so.