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Hailee Steinfeld will kill kill kill and do algebra in Barely Lethal

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Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit) is set to become a teenage assassin in the film Barely Lethal. It’s coming from Brett Ratner’s production company, with a script by John D’Arco (known for his “Camera and Electrical Department” credits!) and directed by Kyle Newman (the guy who did Fanboys). Well, I guess people got to start somewhere. I shall hold of judgement until we get more details, but hopefully things come together and get get a nice tale. It’s too early to tell just who the target audience is, though I wouldn’t be surprised if it is set more towards teen girls with Barely Lethal‘s plot description:

Megan, who is raised at a boarding school that trains children to be assassins. She has a quirky sense of humor but is clueless about normal life, so when she relocates to a small rural town she discovers dealing with high school is just as hard.

Either way, female fighting movies will generate a certain amount of cross-interest, so there is that going for it if nothing else.

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Demon brings more chupacabra mayhem!

DreadCentral brings us news of yet another chupacabra horror film coming our way. It’s called Demon. This time, the chupacabras aren’t attacking national monuments, but instead are part of a government conspiracy. Like all good monsters! Demon stars Jasmine Waltz, Michael Placencia, Bill Houskeeper, Michele L’Amourt, and Joel Wynkoop. Rob Walker directs, you might know him from Gothic Vampires from Hell. It looks like some good direct to video fun!

The Plot:

After being cleared in an internal investigation, FBI special agent Nicole Diaz is reinstated and sent back home to the town of Oro Negro to help solve the bizarre murders of two agents in Sarasota, Florida. She’s met with disdain by the local Sheriff, a good old boy who doesn’t believe they are being taken seriously and is insulted that the authorities sent a woman. At first it’s thought the killings are random acts committed by smugglers or drug dealers, until the resident Tribal Ranger realizes the bodies have been drained of blood and suspects it is something more. His beliefs are, however, dismissed. Soon after a mysterious woman and her aide appear during an autopsy and claim responsibility for creating the perfect killing machine: a creature designed specifically for desert warfare to be used by the military. However, it has escaped and they need help reacquiring it. Unsure who to believe, Nicole assembles a team and they set out to capture it, but bizarre events make her second guess who to trust. Nicole must overcome her recurring childhood nightmare of the loss of her brother and the guilt and pain that consumes her every day as she plunges deeper into a government conspiracy in search of a killer.

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Lee – Fund this movie!

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With garbage from Zach Braff that could easily find funding from the change in his couch sucking up millions of $$$ in Kickstarter donations, actual good films that bring something new are feeling the pinch. Thus, something that looks like it will be a very cool story is on the track to failure. So if you got some extra money, toss it towards the film Lee. It takes place on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation and will feature local residents who are not professional actors.

Lee looks Let’s let Lee speak for itself:

Plot:

Lee is a seventeen-year-old Lakota boy who idly spends his days in young love with his kind and ambitious girlfriend Aurelia, his nights carousing with his loyal and wayward best friend Evan, and avoiding anything to do with his broken home life. When his sister unexpectedly dies and his home is taken away from him, Lee is driven to keep his family together at all costs, but his risky actions have consequences that forever alter his most cherished relationships. Filled with vitality and unexpected humor, LEE is the story of one young man’s winding path to self-discovery.

Director Chloé Zhao sez:

I wasn’t always a filmmaker. I studied Political Science in college and focused on American Politics. I have always been aware of the political history of Pine Ridge, but it was the growing news of teen suicide on both Pine Ridge and Rosebud Reservation that brought me there.

Teen suicide is a very personal topic for me. I was born in Beijing, China, and was a teenage girl at a strange time when the Communist country first opened its door to the world in the 90s. New information poured in and everything I was told about my identity turned out to be lies. Out of confusion and frustration, teen suicide became a big problem. It is extremely dangerous to take away one’s culture and identity and try to replace it with something completely foreign. The Lakota teens today are experiencing a similar phenomenon that adds to the confusion they already experience while transitioning into adulthood. Our protagonist, Lee, is one of these teens. Although Lee’s journey isn’t easy, he realizes the solution isn’t to run away, but rather find acceptance so that he can live each coming day with hope.

I want this film to capture the grand and breathtaking quality of Pine Ridge and its landscape. I also want to create an intimate and subjective portrait of the people by working with a cast made majority of non-actors who have lived their entire lives on Pine Ridge. Since I first visited Pine Ridge three years ago, I have developed close relationships with many Lakota teens. Their personal stories inspired me to write this film. And now some of them will be acting in this film and will soon see themselves on the big screen. To let them tell their story has been a very personal and passionate journey for me. The screenplay has constantly been updated and rewritten because the whole process never stops being inspired and guided by the stories I’ve learned and the people I’ve met everyday on Pine Ridge. By placing intimate moments of a teenager’s growing pains in the middle of the stillness, spirituality and solitude of the land that made him who he is, I want to put the audience inside of Lee so they see, hear, and feel everything he does. I believe Lee’s journey can demystify how the world perceives life on Pine Ridge, and hopefully convey an empowering message to all teens that live Lee’s story every day.

Chloé

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P-51 Dragon Fighter takes to the skies!

Writer/director Mark Atkins(Princess of Mars, Sand Sharks) is back again for the 14th time with a tale that will thrill everyone who has wanted to see World War 2 fighter planes take on dragons…P-51 Dragon Fighter!

In 1943, as the allies advance in North Africa, the Nazis unleash an ancient terror. Out of the night sky the allies are ambushed by dragons. Facing annihilation, a rag tag group of P-51 pilots are sent on a desperate mission to fight the dragons and save the war.
P-51 Dragon Fighter

Starring is Scott Martin, Stephanie Beran, Ross Brooks, Osman Soykut, and Robert Pike Daniel. I’ve not heard of most of them, but a good chunk of the cast seems to come from Scott Martin’s Battle Force, so it will be people who work well together. As long as we get some cool dragon vs plane footage I will be happy. And if this shows up on SyFy, I will also be happy. Basically, make me happy, movie!

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Who wants a Jack Chick tract movie?

Dark Dungeons

Sure, we all do, and we want them to be just as straight and serious as the actual Chick tracts, because otherwise we lose all the fun and charm of the source material. So this guy wrote to Jack Chick and asked for the rights for the Dark Dungeons tract, and amazingly he was somehow able to actually get the rights! It’s crazy, though not as crazy as the Dark Dungeons tract is. Read it now if you aren’t familiar!

This dude is doing what any sane person would do, and reaching out to the crowd to fund this movie through Kickstarter. So the choice becomes up to you, the viewers at home/work/airport/pizza shack/mom’s basement/Arby’s drive thru/gym, to decide if this is worth your hard earned money to donate to a guy who we don’t really know anything about, and trusting he will make an entertaining movie. But if you are willing to take the risk, and knowing the guy has sunk some of his own money into the project, here is the link.

Elfstar for life!

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Break out the folding chairs of the dead for Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies!

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies

Pro-Wrestlers vs. Zombies was funded through Kickstarter last year and has proceeded to the point where trailers are showing up.

The film features a number of popular wrestler entertainers playing themselves during a zombie apocalypse that goes down. This basically means we get to see wrestlers wrestle zombies in the ring. So if you are a wrasslin’ fan or a zombie fan, then you will be interested. If you are both, you will be very interested. If you are neither, you may still be interested because this is rather odd and maybe it will be cool.

Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies is written and directed by Cody Knotts, and features Rowdy Roddy Piper, Shane Douglas, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle, Reby Sky, and Tara Parker. And zombies. Lots of zombies.

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