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Is YA novel film Beautiful Creatures the new Twilight?

Beautiful Creatures certainly wants to be Twilight and Harry Potter and True Blood combined.

Let’s see,

  • We got a girl who moves to a new city and meets a boy
  • We got the rural South (South Carolina instead of Louisiana)
  • We got magical powers and spells and crap
  • We got goofy characters and high profile actors playing these supporting roles.
  • We got based on a popular Young Adult book series
  • We got dumb terms like Parselmouth (example: Palimpsest – One who reads time)
  • We got…THIS:
Beautiful Creatures Twilight

Oh, Edwar– I mean, Ethan!

No, I do believe this is a totally original property!

For those of you who need convincing of the originality, here is some more information:

The small town of Gatlin, South Carolina will never bee the same when newcomer Lena Duchannes arrives to live with her recluse uncle and enrolls in the local high school. There, she catches the eye of local guy Ethan Wate, who is having reoccurring dreams of a girl who smells like lemon. Oddly enough, Lena Duchannes smells like lemon. When life gives you lemons, you gotta lemonade that girl, but before that can happen they have to get through all this stuff about Lena being a Caster (aka someone who can do magic) and at age 16 will undergo the Claiming, which will make her choose light or dark. This family takes their Thanksgiving turkey dividing seriously! Also there are a bunch of weirdo magic relatives of hers and a bunch of small town anti-witch people. And probably some smooching. No word on if a shirtless character that transforms into an animal falls in love with a baby, but this is only the first book in the Caster Chronicles series. Don’t get your hopes too far up!

Featured players in Beautiful Creatures include Alice Englert as Lena Duchannes, Alden Ehrenreich as Ethan Wate, Jeremy Irons as Uncle Macon Ravenwood, Viola Davis as Amma, Emma Thompson as Mrs. Lincoln and Sarafine, Thomas Mann as Link, and Emmy Rossum as Ridley Duchaness. Richard LaGravenese directs. Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl wrote the original novels. Expect February 13th to be a day that lives in infamy.

Paddington Bear flick gets poster!

Paddington Bear is one of the top 7 kid’s bears, along with Corduroy, Fozzie, Snuggle, Pooh, the Berenstains, and that bear family in Highlights. He’s a damn institution. I loved Paddington Bear growing up, I had a Paddington stuffed toy, I had many of the books by Michael Bond, I watched the stop motion tv series and the cartoon series (though i haven’t seen the newer cartoon series from the 90s!) So the news that there is a film coming out was sort of a surprise, especially since there wasn’t much news about it for like five years. But it’s gone far enough to have a poster, which is what we are presenting here. Hamish McColl was listed as the writer and Paul King as the director, with Harry Potter producer David Heyman overseeing the project.

Paddington Bear poster

Looney Toons: Back in Back in Action!

Looney toons

Get your carrot on as Looney Toons is being rebooted again for the….let me count….1,251st time! It’s a live action/animated hybrid just like the last two features, Space Jam and Looney Toons: Back in Action. Except this time it’s different. Somehow. That they won’t tell us.

Funny female Jenny Slate has been hired to write, you might remember her from her brief SNL stint or her involvement in the viral video Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (which she co-wrote and voiced!)

Honestly, this sounds like it could be cool. Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite, Taz, Roadrunner, Elmer, all the rest, they’re all classic characters who just need the proper guidance and their personalities will do the rest. And anvils will drop. Hopefully.

via THR

WereWorf spills the beans on Castlevania Flick!

Castlevania

Exclusive image of Michael Dorn’s role in Castlevania: The Movie

The Castlevania movie has been long rumored since before the beginning of time, to the point where most thought it a myth. But it is a myth that is gaining a new life as everyone’s favorite prune juice chugging Klingon mentions that he’s playing a werewolf in the film! Michael Dorn mentioned his involvement (and probably Marina Sirtis!) as an ancient werewolf that works for a vampire. He mentioned it was a small role but very physical. Beyond that, this is all we know about the project. We don’t even know who plays Joe Castlevania! What is odd is Dorn is the only person talking, and he’s mentioned it multiple times. Could this really be Castlevania? Or something else destined for SyFy Channel? We shall see….someday….maybe….

via StarTrek.com

Manimal transforming into a feature film!

Manimal is a show I actually watched as a kid and loved a lot, even though it was terrible and cancelled quickly. In fact, it was one of my first lessons in shows getting canceled. But you can’t keep a good manimal down, and Manimal is back, Jack! In movie form!

Sony is looking to make this a live action/CG hybrid film. Aside from series creator Glen A. Larson getting a producer credit, nothing else is known about the project and no writers or director are attached.

A little known fact about Manimal, only 8 episodes (including the tv movie pilot) were aired, but Dr. Jonathan Chase/Manimal returned for an episode of Night Man. Further proof that Manimal can’t die. I remember Manimal transforming into a panther and a hawk, and a cow once. According to wikipedia he was a dolphin once. I’m sure that means there is fanfic turning him into Darwin from SeaQuest DSV. And speaking of SeaQuest DSV, where is our SeaQuest DSV movie? I demand answers!!!

via THR

Manimal

Will Cyberstalker on Lifetime be spectacular or craptacular?

Cyberstalker Lifetime

Movies about the internet and how awful it is are either really hilarious, or really really hilarious. But there is the odd off chance that Lifetime Movie Network’s Cyberstalker will be good. Maybe. But for now, we’re going to assume that Cyberstalker will be of the same wonderful quality of the other made for TV cyber films, Cyber Seduction and cyberbu//y. I guess the final answer will be when it airs this weekend. Don’t miss it, unless you are one of those people who doesn’t watch garbage. You snob!
Starring: Mischa Barton, Dan Levy, Ron Lea

Thirteen years ago, Aiden’s world was torn apart after an online stalker followed her into the real world and broke into her home to claim the object of his desire. The resulting night of terror ended with the murders of both Aiden s mother and father. The stalker escaped the scene without Aiden seeing his face; he is gone without a trace, an unknown man, a murderer now watching Aiden s every move. To escape this danger Aiden spends the next 13 years offline, in therapy and secluded anonymity. Who should Aiden trust in a web of deception where no one may be who they seem? There is nowhere for Aiden to hide when someone wants to love her to death.

Who could the cyberstalker be? I wonder…