Wingnut Web – Pray for Princess Palin

Sarah Palin is the dumbest dumb who ever dumbed, but that hasn’t stopped her from being a darling of the right wing circlejerk. Between the 50-year-old men who probably are beating off to her every night, there is a whole collection of loons who think she is the female Ronald Reagan. Some see through her beauty queen/folksy girl act and notice the egotistical and corrupt control freak underneath, yearning to grasp onto more and more power. The division has caused a civil war in Republican circles and much amusement online. It also produced this nutcase on the Resistnet forums who spends his days pretending to be some sort of secret spy in Princess Palin’s fugitive Patriotic American government. Yes, the Resistnetters took this hook, line, and sinker.

dale henderson casts a wide net…

Germany, Russia, France, and Poland have declared war against Obama’s army!

America is crawling for foreign troops just waiting to shoot us all dead, but you can’t see them because they are invisible.

Cowardly Keyboard Punks demand evidence…

dale henderson promises “HOPE” and people fail to see…

Let’s rattle off a bunch of names that mean nothing to nobody to prove my point!

dale likes to talk

dale hates the haters

dale backs away from his claims

Now you are all liberals if you doubt me!

I trust him completely because of something he said his wife did.

dale takes on Resistnet.com commenter Rosie O’Donnell!

dale then decides to challenge his detractors to a duel. That is much more sane than providing evidence!

No one dances, then dale declares he is going to leave and “someone” will take his place. But that was days ago and dale is still as active as ever. Luckily, they banned the people who doubted him! Hooray for that, because the crazier Resistnet is, the more fun for us!