GI Joe – this looks horrible. Will only be interested in Gerald Okamura:
Hey, let’s destroy the Eiffel Tower (already done by a Puppet movie!) and have terrible slow-mo CGI flipping
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Way more Transformers, maybe it won’t be as bad. Who am I kidding, the same writers, directors, and stars are in it. And the new Transformers look just and indistinguishable and messy as the old ones.
Land of the Lost
Will Ferrel is annoying. But there are Sleestak!
Fast and the Furious 4
This will be the best F&F sequel yet. Because they can only go up.
Star Trek
I am still not impressed.
I am now aware how I am becoming bitter at the state of big budget entertainment in the media. Mostly because they are horrible. Now, surprisingly, Paul Blart: Mall Cop wasn’t bad, and Taken was awesome, so it is not like I hate everything. Just 80% of the commercials above. Vin Diesel comes out on top for once!
