John Carter of Troubled Waters

Here is an exclusive poster of John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) by artist Mondo (J.C. Richard) that will be given to people who attend a midnight Imax show. Please note how it is 1000000 times better than the other crappy posters:

John Carter IMAX poster

And here is a fan trailer done by TheJohnCarterFiles. Please note how it is 1000000 times better than the other crappy trailers:

Now, when articles like this show up that claim John Carter will be the biggest money loser in the history of history…maybe, just maybe, it is because a pack of monkeys could have done a better job marketing John Carter than the current fail parade. And, yes, I should have said “a pack of white apes” to keep with the John Carter theme, but if Disney doesn’t give a frak…

Runs this joint!

2 Comments

  • Ryan

    February 23, 2012 at 7:00 am

    The marketing on this film has been atrocious. Everything that has been shown makes it look like a straight to DVD bottom feeder and while I can’t say if the film will be good, I can’t imagine it will be as bad as the ads make it out to be. I can’t figure out if the marketing people don’t understand what they are advertising or really don’t care.

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