Pirates rakes in a boatload of cash for Disney, so now the next ride to movie will be the Matterhorn Bobsleds. Just ignore Country Bears and Haunted Mansion, they’re fever dreams (Haunted Mansion is getting rebooted as well, btw – And there is another upcoming film about Disneyworld at night where all the rides come alive called Disney’s Magic Kingdom) Matterhorn features mountain climbers who run into yetis and then hijinks ensue. Jason Dean Hall is writing, and the current title is The Hill (I expect that to change) Will the Yeti be awesome? Will everyone learn a life’s lesson? Will Jack Sparrow randomly show up on the mountain in modern day for no reason? I guess you’ll have to watch the film!
