Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a book in one of those dumb book genres I’m too bitter to care about, and now it is a $70 million 3D film that studios were actually in a bidding war over. That’s why movies suck now. Tim Burton is in producing (his recent take on the 3D Alice in Wonderland movie might be why studios are throwing money at him) and directed by the Russian dude Timur Bekmambetov, who did Night Watch and Day Watch. And also Wanted. I honestly can’t see this doing well at all, but, as I said before, I’m totally bitter. I’m calling this film to Scott Pilgrim now, there is no way it should cost $70 million, and I can’t see the overseas market caring about Abe Lincoln.
